Islam, why does God need you to kill me? If He wanted me dead, I'd be dead (or I wouldn't have existed in the first place). Choose: 1.God can't kill me. 2.God doesn't want me dead. 3.God doesn't exist. Which is it? I mean, you really don't give your god much credit. People insult me all the time, and I don't want them dead. What makes you think God is so petty that He can't even take a joke? If you're enlightened, then you can laugh at yourself. Why am I more enlightened than your god?