In this inaugural episode, Pug shows us the importance of having power at your bong cleaning station. Friggin' rights he does! I mean how else are you going to plug in the fucking megablaster 5000? Let's cheech!
Pug's cheeched up and full of ideas! Today, he creates the "Wheel of Misfortune" – one unlucky spin and you could end up eating a dick....
Think you know how to drink? Pug's buddy Pauliester Paul is a fucking expert in drinking – let him show you some new tricks!
Pug is fixing up his workshop, installing electrical wires, and doing all that handyman shit. But first, he has to get high as FUCK!
Get ready to witness the first ever SwearNet redneck lawn chair son-of-a-bitch snow jump. Give'r shit, bud... HIP HIP!
Friggin' rights, boys! Today, Mental Matty attempts the redneck lawn-chair snow jump. If he dickers it up, he'll be taking one fuck of a "ride" on Pug's airbag!
It's a beautiful as frig day outside, so there's nothing better to do than cut down a tree with a guy in it. Yep, you read that right – some crazy fucker is going for a RIDE!
Pug puts Dirty Old Patrick through his punishing four-minute intensive training course. Is Patrick man enough, or is he about to get his dink dicker'd?
Sweet Mother Cigrits - Dirty Ol Patrick is getting a SwearNet tattoo. Don't try this at home – unless you're drunk and on drugs!
Pug's back in the workshop and is gonna show you how to make a glass bottle toker... with fucking FIRE!
Friggin' my snacks, Pug is cooking up some dope crepes in the kitchen for Buddy Van Doodle!
Son of a cigrit! Pug and Nelson attempt to fix a fuckered motor using an unusual tool - a bottle of peppermint schnapps. Gurgle gurgle!
Nelson finds out that drinking and fixing don't mix. You've fucked it, Nelson!
Just how much fucking trouble did Nelson get into after Pug's impromptu peppermint schnapps party? And does he remember what he did to Buddy van Doodle?!
Well frig my cigrits, Pug has gone into the hair-styling business! His first customer - Buddy van Doodle. Waxy waxy!
Hooooly Shiiiiit! The crew from Vice witness the most fucked-up motorcycle jump they'll ever see!
Son of a meat cigrit! Pug, Buddy van Doodle and the crew have a sweet new ride, and are ready to jump 'er over the Big Gap of Death. Hip, hip!
Pug shows you how to turn a dirty, shitty old beer keg into a stealthy cheech-hive! Awesome as frig!
Grab some broccoli, dog food and ass hair, and try the most fucked-up game you can play with a bong!
What in the fuck is THAT?? Buddy van Doodle takes Pug's "Inwood Taste Test" challenge – and he's gonna be needing that bucket!
Doodly friggin' doo, Buddy's about to attempt a massive jump on the redneck lawn chair. Look the fuck out!!
Pug travels to Shit-town to unplug the drain of a Saskatchewan hippopotamus. Greasy son of a whore!
Pug is taking dirty ol' Onion Ring to get a tattoo... Guess what it's gonna be!
It takes a brave man to drive a dirty old trike (with shit steering and no brakes) over the Inwood Customs jump. And Pug has found that man!
Pug and the boys are dealing with some friggin' challenges! Physics and Mowin' McMowerstein are trying to cock over the episode! Can the Inwood Customs crew overcome the odds?
For absolute fuck's sake, if you've ever wondered how much salvia it takes to dicker Buddy van Doodle, you're about to find out. HINT: NOT VERY MUCH.
Ohhh dick, Pug’s back and he’s doubling down on a dirty jump that is guaranteed to knock the cigrits out of ya!
Pug and the boys are welcoming a new sorry bastard to Inwood. Stink Bug gets initiated into the greasy kingdom by chugging dirty scusting rancid chocolate milk. For absolute fuck’s sake!
Fer fuck sakes, Pug tries to hire someone to help him and Doodle with the bins, and they wound up with an absolute meth-head viking of a goof. This new Tim dick is fucking up left, right, and center.
Well this is about as greasy as she comes. Pug has laid out a bunch of filthy skusting shit for his crew to eat, and whoever pounds it down first will win some cigrits! Who will be crowned? Who will puke? Will they get er goin’ before Pug’s mom and dad show up?
This one puts the fucking skusting in diskusting. Will Robis eat Doodle’s scab in exchange for injectable hash? Did we actually write that fucking sentence? This one is so fucked, even Pug feels sick about it.
Lock up your grandmothers - Buddy Van Doodle is on the prowl! After partying with a bunch of senior citizens, Doodle brings his catch to Pug’s place. There’s only one problem -- Doodle’s old lady has an old man, and he’s fucking pissed!