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Season 1

  • S01E01 The Name

    • January 25, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert is tasked with naming a product that hasn't even been designed yet, and the stress (brought on by a recurring nightmare) makes Dilbert think he's turning into a chicken.

  • S01E02 The Prototype

    • February 1, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert and Alice must work together to stop a rival team led by the legendary "Lena" from stealing their ideas and presenting them to the Pointy-Haired Boss as her own.

  • S01E03 The Competition

    • February 8, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert is fired from his job when he is suspected of being a spy for a rival company (which was a rumor cooked up by Dogbert's online newsletter) and gets hired at a company that actually treats their workers like people.

  • S01E04 Testing

    • February 15, 1999
    • UPN

    The Gruntmaster 6000 prototype is put to the test by evil-masked test engineer Bob Bastard. Meanwhile, Dogbert joins the space program and learns government secrets.

  • S01E05 Elbonian Trip

    • February 22, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert, and the Pointy-Haired Boss take a business trip to Elbonia. Alice and Dilbert attempt to free the Elbonian people (Alice adopts an Elbonian baby while Dilbert introduces the workers to human rights) while Wally becomes a prophet.

  • S01E06 The Takeover

    • March 1, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert and Wally become majority shareholders of their company after Dogbert manipulates the stock market.

  • S01E07 Little People

    • March 22, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert discovers that the office is inhabited by a race of former employees who have been "downsized" (literally shrunken down to size after they've been laid off) after finding all of his belongings used, the dry-erase markers disappearing, and X-rated websites on his computer.

  • S01E08 Tower of Babel

    • April 5, 1999
    • UPN

    The repetitive passing-on of the same cold strain in Dilbert's office causes it to mutate and turns the coworkers into monsters. Rather than eliminate the virus, the company decides to start fresh by moving everyone to a new office, which Dilbert is tasked with designing in exchange for a new office.

  • S01E09 Y2K

    • April 26, 1999
    • UPN

    On the eve of the new millennium, everyone — except Dilbert — is making New Year's plans. While assuring everyone that the company is prepared for Y2K, Dilbert discovers that the computer mainframe's main processor isn't Y2K-compatible and all the company's systems will crash if it isn't fixed. Dilbert is rewarded for discovering this by being assigned to fix it, and he discovers that the system's original programmer was Wally. But have years of drudge work dulled his brain too much to be able to tackle this crucial task?

  • S01E10 The Knack

    • May 3, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert loses "the knack" for technology when he gets management DNA from accidentally drinking from the Boss' cup. His resulting missteps send the world back to the Dark Ages.

  • S01E11 Charity

    • May 10, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert questions the idea of charity and is forced to be the coordinator for the "Associated Way" charity drive.

  • S01E12 Holiday

    • May 17, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert thinks there are too many time-wasting holidays; Dogbert concurrently convinces Congress to abandon all holidays in favor of a "National Dogbert Day".

  • S01E13 Infomercial

    • May 24, 1999
    • UPN

    The pre-production, non-lab-tested Gruntmaster 6000 is scheduled to be tested by a Texan family whose ill treatment of it threatens to destroy the world. Meanwhile, the Boss begins predicting the future while asleep after injuring his head while making a commercial for the Gruntmaster 6000.

Season 2

  • S02E01 The Gift

    • November 2, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilmom's birthday is coming up! In search of the perfect gift, Dilbert and Dogbert go shopping, but an unspeakable event in Dilbert's childhood has him afraid to set foot in that horrible monstrosity known as The Mall.

  • S02E02 The Trial

    • November 23, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert is sent to prison after the Pointy-Haired boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident that kills multiple nobel prize winners. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his cell block.

  • S02E03 The Shroud of Wally

    • November 9, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident caused by a crashing space shuttle and the birthday kit create a religion based on Wally. Dilbert and Dogbert manage to cover up the crash, while Wally turns away his followers with his odd habits.

  • S02E04 The Dupey

    • December 7, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert's attempts to design a children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.

  • S02E05 Art

    • November 16, 1999
    • UPN

    Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.

  • S02E06 Hunger

    • February 1, 2000
    • UPN

    Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until Dilmom gets involved.

  • S02E07 The Security Guard

    • January 18, 2000
    • UPN

    After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.

  • S02E08 The Merger

    • January 25, 2000
    • UPN

    The Pointy-Haired Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and unwittingly chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.

  • S02E09 The Off-Site Meeting

    • February 8, 2000
    • UPN

    Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a environmentalist sues his company because of their deforestation policies.

  • S02E10 The Assistant

    • February 15, 2000
    • UPN

    In an effort to conceal the fact that there are engineering jobs elsewhere, Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.

  • S02E11 Company Picnic

    • July 11, 2000
    • UPN

    The annual company picnic is coming up and with it the yearly softball game between Marketing and Engineering. Dilbert becomes involved in a Romeo and Juliet-esque relationship with the new girl from Marketing.

  • S02E12 The Virtual Employee

    • May 30, 2000
    • UPN

    Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

  • S02E13 The Return

    • February 22, 2000
    • UPN

    Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to Comp-U-Comp headquarters.

  • S02E14 Ethics

    • July 25, 2000
    • UPN

    After the company employees are forced to take ethical training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.

  • S02E15 The Fact

    • July 18, 2000
    • UPN

    Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome", and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.

  • S02E16 Pregnancy

    • June 6, 2000
    • UPN

    Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him. Part one of a two part episode.

  • S02E17 The Delivery

    • June 13, 2000
    • UPN

    Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing. Part two of a two part episode.

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