Jimmy Chew the Springer Spaniel, who's turned his owners' beautiful home into his own personal lavatory; Hamish, the mean and aggressive Standard Schnauzer, who's attacked ponies, ransacked a chicken coop and scared the living daylights out of a flock of sheep; and Joe Jnr the Bull Mastiff Cross, who's a street fighting hound who'll drag his owner along the floor in order to get to another dog and fight with them.