Phil heads off to his first day of work. Nothing can stop him except a don't walk sign and his crippling fear of jaywalking.
Phil is on top of the world until the light changes and he finds himself trapped in the middle of a love triangle.
As Phil flees for his life, a group of superheroes with unusually pedestrian powers come to his rescue.
Phil's world becomes a police procedural when two detectives question him about a crime.
An annoying activist asks Phil if he has a free minute. Phil doesn't have a free minute.
While patiently waiting for the light to change, Phil gets mixed up in a drug deal.
Lost and without a phone, Phil tries to get directions from two hipsters who can’t agree on where they are.
While trying to decide whether to be late for work or jaywalk across an empty street, Phil has a flashback that reveals the roots of his fear.
With his new “office” in his sights across the street, Phil pleads for his job with his new boss, who is very particular.