A young child is related the tale of how Duckman and Bernice led a nationwide division of sexes, all this because of his ad for lingerie. Duckman and the men move to the west coast. Bernice and the woman move to the east coast. The children have a different idea.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ellen L. Fogle | Writer | ||
| Mark DeCarlo | Guest Star | ||
| Michelle Thomas | Guest Star | ||
| Justin Berfield | Guest Star | ||
| Maryedith Burrell | Guest Star | ||
| Ken Campbell | Guest Star | ||
| Debrah Farentino | Guest Star | ||
| Jeff McGrath | Director |