Today’s show begins with a monologue that includes news on Steph Curry, a presidential cock fight, more money begging, Boaty McBoatface, cheese-grating your tits, Anthony Cumia, and White Jared. After Roy and Dave dedicate a song to Ant, we hear about Roy and his buddy Mike Francesa, find out Dave got paid to get drunk, hear from Shock Jock Robot, Jared teases about a political run, and we play The East Side Dave Show. Flutesy plays mystery song, the gang discusses Snapchat, dick pics and manscaping, Caitlyn Jenner, Dave croons ever so sexy and wins an Emmy, and Stringsy gets an ultimatum.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| "East Side" Dave McDonald | Writer | ||
| Roy Harter | Writer | ||
| Jared | Director |