The ESDS starts with Dave's monologue about Darth Trump before they break into "Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard". We hear a clip of Mike Francesa rambling about playing the play over and over, then Dave tells his Candy Man story. The guys play "Simple Song" before a Crazy Puerto Rican Woman Plays the Flute. Kurt Angle calls in and Dave asks him about his rivals, creating his character, and if he'll be in the next Royal Rumble before playing the ESDS Wrestling Entrance Song Contest. Damn It's Been a Real Fine Day.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| "East Side" Dave McDonald | Writer | ||
| Roy Harter | Writer | ||
| Kurt Angle | Guest Star | ||
| Stevie Lew | Director |