PC Monks tells everyone that there's an unexploded WWII bomb in the Square. However, she first has to break up Phil and Billy. PC Monks tells Dot she's not allowed to smoke, since the bomb was discovered during gas main works. Those who are in the pub start to worry about their families at home and elsewhere, but are told to stay put because the police will spread the word. Peggy and Frank use the full pub to their advantage by announcing their plans to move to Portugal. Lisa and Phil bicker about her carelessness in getting pregnant, as she was the one supposedly taking precautions. She claims "accident". Phil opines that it seems very convenient. Lisa goes to the ladies' and Jamie follows her!