A woman who met her husband Jesse in 1985 when he pulled up in his Trans Am. She has no idea she lives with a family of vampires (and has given birth to a set of half-vampire twins – Mort & Henry!). While now old enough to pass as Jesse’s mother, she still catches his eye when she wears a sweater set, and the daily wiping of her brain to erase her memory of vampires has taken a toll on her mental state.