CHRISTMAS PRESENTS - Catalan crapper statues, a love table from Austria and Italian telesales programme hosted by Maurizia Paradiso selling sex toys. CALENDARS - Sexy Christmas calendars featuring Garbage men from the USA, gay porn star Steve kelso and a different animals bottom for each month. CHRISTMAS CAROLS - Catalan group 'Follim Follam', Jingle Cats and Dogs and Mr Methane's farting Christmas Carols. NEW YEARS EVE PARTIES - The world's biggest orgy hosted by swingers Sergio and NJ. The Eurovision fan club New Years get together.