JAY ALEXANDER - American former catwalk model who now teaches supermodels how to walk on the catwalk. ORLAN - The French performance artist who is having plastic surgery in order to create the perfect artistic women. WEED EXPRESS - Amsterdam's latest door-to-door delivery service for cannabis. DISNEYLAND / SMURF - We smuggle a Smurf into Disneyland. ARMY OF LOVERS - Swedish pop group review 'Abba - The Musical'; a stage show in Stockholm. LAETITIA - French Queen of DIY porn, Laetitia films members of the public having sex and sometimes joins in herself. Then she sells them from her many outlets. RAT RESTAURANT - We visit the Belgian restaurant that serves rats.
HOLIDAYS FROM HELL - The worst holidays in the world include joining German holiday makers on Croatian beaches & visiting the set of the ex-BBC soap opera, 'El Dorado' in Spain, which has now become a tourist attraction for busloads of British tourists. VOLLEPUCH - The rarest language in the world - spoken by two people. We filmed the two speakers when they met for the first time. BJORN BORG - We interview Bjorn about his new range of underwear. EMMANUELLE - We interview Sylvia Kristel & director Just Jaeckin. LENINGRAD COWBOYS - The Finnish pop group with the longest shoes & quiffs in the world (the inspiration for Director Aki Kaurismaki's film) whose most recent performance included playing with the Red Army choir. TOM OF FINLAND - Profile (including interview) with the cult Finnish, gay comic book artist.
BRAVO - The German teen pop magazine that inspired 'Smash Hits'. We find out who won the 'Bravo Girl & Boy of the Year ' awards. AMERICANS IN PRAGUE - We find out just what the young Americans are getting up to in Prague and experience some deeply meaningful poetry readings. S&M RESTAURANT - We visit Stockholm's latest haute cuisine venue, which serves a special line in S&M. ELLEN VON UNWERTH - Interview / profile of one the world's top fashion photographers. MANNEQUIN PIS - The famous Belgian tourist attraction, the miniature pissing boy, who has a collection of fifty outfits. SPUTNIK - Bought in footage of the Scandinavian singing cowboy 'Sputnik', who travels all around Scandinavia in his articulated truck. TINTO BRASS - The famous Italian film Director (Caligula), who is obsessed with bottoms.
OYSTER MUSEUM - In France Oysters are so well regarded that they have their own museum. NUDE GOLF - We see what happens when a lot of French holiday makers start swinging their clubs. ICE HOTEL - We visit a unique holiday experience, a week in an ice hotel. PIERRE ET GILLES - Profile on the famous artists / photographers, including an interview with Marc Almond. MALCOLM McLAREN / AMINA - McLaren interviewed in Paris about his new love affair with the French capital, and recording with French / Arab pop star, Amina. KING LEAR - Is Jean Luc Godard's 'King Lear' the worst film ever made? TRANSEXUAL CONTEST - Italy, the home of all those womanising Momma's boys is also home to the world's first Transexual beauty contest.
TYRA BANKS - The American supermodel guides us around the Milan fashion shows. Includes interview with Giorgio Armani. TRANCE DANCING - Bought in footage of Amsterdam's trance dancing school, where you can reach spiritual orgasm by dancing. ALIBI BAR. ROCCO - Europe's biggest male porn star (Italian), on set in Hungary. CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG - Profile of Serge Gainsbourg's actress daughter. THE CRAPPER - The Catalan Christmas icon is not Father Christmas, but a man squatting having a shit. Eurotrash investigated the strangest Christmas icon in the world.
PUBIC HAIRDRESSER - In Berlin the beautiful young things are all having their nether regions trimmed and waxed before their big Saturday night out. EDDY WALLY - The Belgian Elvis, whose glory days in Las Vegas are over; now he plays to housewives in the local market and sells his records from his own market stall. PAUL VERHOEVEN - We interview with the controversial Dutch director and find out that he is no stranger to outrage. NAOMI CAMPBELL - Naomi Campbell is interviewed in the studio by Jean Paul. FOLIES BERGERE - The legendary French showgirl venue, with its innovative new show. YVETTE HORNER / BOY GEORGE - The seventy-year-old, legendary French accordion player performs a duet with Boy George.
HERMES PHETTBERG - This fat Austrian performance artist, filmed at his latest performance exhibits himself and asks visitors for sex. HELENA CHRISTENSEN - The Danish supermodel interviewed at the Paris collections. MARCEL.LI - The former member of the bizarre Barcelona performance art group, La Fura Del Baus, with his latest creations - a masturbating machine made from cow's tongues and a human figure made from the skin of animals. BULGARIAN MAGNET CONVENTION - Bought in footage of Human magnets at a convention. STAKKA BO / TOILETS / MOOSE POO - We go to Sweden with Stakka Bo to take a look at their favourite place, the toilet. Then we find out just what the Swedes like to do with frozen moose poo. PORN HOLIDAYS - A Hotel where you can stay and star in a porn film. It recently made French headlines, when it got into a well publicised argument with its neighbours some geese, who kept interrupting the filming.
LILY SAVAGE IN BERLIN - Lily takes us through the Berlin phone book in search of the strangest professions. JOHNNY LOGAN - Bought in footage of one of Belgium's top tourist spots - the hotel that Irish singer Johnny Logan stayed in when he won the Eurovision song contest. LOVA MOOR - French sex symbol who gives us a demonstration of how she keeps young by rolling naked in the grass. LIEDERTAFEL MARGOT HONECKER - Berlin pop group named after the former East German leader's wife, whose military style dress and music has been likened to Laibach. ALPINE HELLS ANGELS - Zillertaller Schursenjaeger, Austria's 'Alpine Hells Angels' pop group, who drive motorbikes wearing lederhosen and yodelling. FAT WOMEN'S GROUP - French group fighting for fat women's rights - fashion show etc. CYBERSEX - Demonstration of a virtual reality sex machine designed in Cologne that enables you to have sex with your ideal partner.
Tabatha Cash, Swedish Naked Blind Date, Male Brothel, Jordy, Los Bestias Restaurant, Vienna Funeral Museum/Autopsy Artist. SWEDISH TV - The TV show that brought you 'Nude Blind Date' and an enema competition. MALE BROTHEL - Germany's only brothel for women, with a money back guarantee. JORDY - Diminutive child pop prodigy, Jordy offers a case study in the effects of fame and infamy on the very young. RUDE RESTAURANT - In Spain - where the waiters all wear plastic penises, and the food is all phalically themed. VIENNA MUSEUMS / AUTOPSY ARTIST - An Austrian artist who only paints autopsies, a coffin museum and a cadaver museum. TABATHA CASH - France's top porn star, filmed going to university and kickboxing.
ATTACK OF THE PORNOSAURS - Bought in footage of Germany's funniest porn film - using Dinosaurs. CLAUDE FRANCOIS - On the anniversary of the French pop legend's death, we visit his grave with his fans and interview 'The Claudettes', Francois' famous dancers who are making a comeback and teaching little girls all the steps. MALE SUPERMODELS SING FOR BOSNIA - Footage of charity record featuring male supermodels with Marcus Shenkenberg and Cameron interviewed in the studio by Jean-Paul Gaultier. ROBERT CRUMB - Bought in footage of the legendary US cartoonist Robert Crumb in his new home in Provence. EROTICA EXHIBITION - British comedian Rowland Rivron reports from the annual Paris erotica exhibition.
NUDE SPORTS - Nude ski-ing and nude gymnasts. VILLAGE PEOPLE - Clip from the The Village People's new single with the German world cup football team. ADULT BABIES - In Berlin we meet the adults who like to dress as babies and the women who look after them. EVA HERZIGOVA - We join supermodel Eva Herzigova in her home country where she is judging a beauty contest. FRANK FARIAN - The German producer responsible for Boney-M, Milli Vanilli & Eruption. RUBBER FETISH WEEKEND - Bought in footage of Swiss rubber fetish convention.
QUEEN'S DAY - British comedian Julian Clary reports from Amsterdam's gay festival, Queen's day. PEDRO ALMODOVAR - Interviewed about his new film 'Kika'. POO ARTIST - Jaques Lizene, Belgian painter who uses human poo to paint. STEPHAN SEDNAUOI / JAN KOUNEN - Two of the hottest French video directors. SABRINA - The Italian pop singer of 'Boys, boys, boys' fame.
DR SEDUCTION - Italy's Dr. Seduction with his new inventions, the anti-Bobbit underpants and his video of 'How to make love in a tree', inspired by the true life story of Liz Hooper, the British woman who broke her leg while trying to have sex up a tree. CLASSE MANNEQUINN - The biggest teenage soap in France, with its model / singer Vanessa Demouy. MARCUS SHENKENBERG - Male supermodel in the studio with Jean-Paul. JAPANESE YODELLER - Germany (and Europe's) only professional Japanese yodeller, Takeo Ishi, who performs in lederhosen and whose speciality is the 'Chicken Dance'. UGLY CLUB - Italy's organisation for ugly people, celebrating its annual ugly festival, where a special presentation is given for honorary member, Prince Charles. SARAH YOUNG - Britain's biggest porn star, at home in Ibiza.
RUSSIAN MADONNA - In Paris we interview the techno pop star known as the 'Russian Madonna'. POO MUSEUM / POTTY MUSEUM - Holland's poo museum and Germany's potty museum. FOOTBALL NUN - Bought in story about Italy's football crazy nun who is a TV presenter. BIGAS LUNA - Spanish film director of 'Jamon Jamon' & 'Golden Balls' interviewed in Barcelona about his passions - food & sex. Mathilda May, the star of his movie is also interviewed. OKTOBERFEST - British comedian Rowland Rivron reports from Germany's Oktoberfest. TANTRIC SEX - Germany's biggest tantric sex schol, with it's own TV show. Dance classes, massage and the ultimate nirvana - eating your own turds.
THE CRAZY HORSE DANCERS - The girls dance for Antoine and Jean Paul in the studio. MILLIONAIRE DOG - Italian Alsatian 'Gunter,' that lives the life of a millionaire, including eating at the table and being driven by a chauffeur. DOG TOILETS - In Amsterdam, they are keeping the streets clean with their newly designed dog toilets. CICCIOLINA - We profile the former sex goddess who has calmed down and found God. ALTERNATIVE DEBT COLLECTORS - El Fracs in Spain, who dress up like funeral attendants and a Berlin debt collecting agency that dresses up as pink bunny rabbits to embarrass debtors into paying. BILLY ZE KICK - A day with French pop band Billy Ze Kick whose hit, 'Mangez Moi' is all about magic mushrooms. MADE IN ERIC - The performance artist who models himself after household objects. MADAME CLAUDE - France's legendary madame, the subject of numerous movies and various court cases, talks about her life as France's most famous society brothel hostess.
FINNISH SHOUTING CHOIR - Filmed in the north of Finland, the only shouting choir in the world, who recently opened the European winter games. ZARA WHITE - France's most famous porn star interviewed in the studio by Jean-Paul Gaultier (and performance). DIE MUSIC KOMMT - A German show hosted by the Julie Andrews of the Alps. BULLFIGHTERS - In Spain we meet the most famous dwarf bullfighters, also bought in footage of Jesulin, the heartthrob bullfighter who gets knickers thrown at him in the bullring. BULL TESTICLE RESTAURANT - A Spanish restaurant where the speciality is Bull's testicles. PHILLIPE DECOUFFLE - Famous innovative French choreographer who choreographed the winter Olympics. NUDE PRET A PORTER - Report from Paris '95 spring/summer shows.
JEAN PAUL / ANTOINE - Charles & Di impersonation. GNOMES - German Gnome convention in Germany where enthusiasts get together and discuss important gnome issues. Including the import of Polish infiltrators. All delegates dress as gnomes and get together for a gnome song. VIBRATOR TESTER - We meet a lady whose job is to test out the latest vibrators on the market. GHYBLI - Italy's sexiest man drives an ambulance by day and strips by night. Eurotrash shows exclusive extracts from his new film and visits one of his successful seduction schools. PACO RABANNE - Interview with the mystical prophet-like fashion designer, Paco Rabanne. DAVID HASSELHOFF - Baywatch's David Hasselhoff has a secret - he is one of Germanys biggest pop stars. Eurotrash intervewed him on the set of Baywatch and followed him on his German pop tour. RUSS MEYER POP PROMO - We catch up with the maestro of the mammary movie, Russ Meyer, who is now making pop promos.
PAINTBRUSH FACTORY - Bought in footage of French paintbrush factory, where the women spend all day sucking paintbrushes. VIDEO MAKER - The French video maker of 'A Fireplace', 'A Fish Tank' and other classics. INDRA - French pop star. (Scandinavian) WHIGFIELD - We follow the pop star to Tenerife. AMANDA LEAR - Interviewed in the studio by Jean-Paul Gaultier. AIRPORT MAN - The man who has been living at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris, and whose lifestyle has inspired a film. PORN CASTING - Bought in footage of the casting of a porn film.
Compilation Episode. Jean Paul Gaultier and Antoine de Caunes present a bumper edition featuring highlights from all three series.
LEANDER HIRSCH - The twelve-year-old son of European aristocrats whose favourite pastime is being photographed with supermodels at couture shows. Interview and backstage at fashion shows with supermodel Brandi. BOTTOMS - Jean Luc Henri's book 'A Brief History of Buttocks' - gives us a demonstration of different bottoms and bum pinching techniques using live models. MICHAEL WINNER / DRAG QUEEN RESTAURANT - Michael Winner reviews Paris' first drag queen restaurant, 'Le Corset'. INSECT RESTAURANT - Stuttgart insect restaurant - we go with the owner to pick out the insects and maggots from a special farm we also interview the chef and diners. DIY PORN FILM SCHOOL - In Paris, school for aspiring porn directors. ITALIAN GESTICULATIONS - Professor Bruno Munari's guide to Italian hand gesticulations.
ROMEO CLEANERS - A return to look at the Romeo Cleaners. SACHER MASOCH - On the 100th anniersary of Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's death (author of 'Venus in Furs' and inspiration for S&M), we visit the Austrian aristocrat 's birthplace in Vienna with an S&M group and interview his only living relative - Marianne Faithful. CANNABIS CUP - The Amsterdam cannabis competition, bought in. HEINO - We profile Germany's number one folk singer and cultural icon. MARLENE - French beauty queen and glamour model who recently announced she was standing as a presidential candidate for the newly formed 'Freedom & Love Party' (and performance). JAN BUCQUOY - Belgian cultural provocateur standing for the Belgian elections as leader of the 'Banana Party' and whose other claims to fame are his Underpants & Women's Museum in Brussells. He also directed 'The Sexual Life of The Belgians' and published rude versions of 'Tintin' & 'The Smurfs'.
SUSSI & LEO - One of Denmark's premier husband and wife singing acts who have just signed a half million deal to play in a restaurant every weekend until the Year 2000. THE SMOOTHIES - The Dutch nudists who have caused controversy by shaving off all their bodily hair. We find them at a Smoothies Weekend, where there are lessons in shaving and they sing their 'Smoothies Song'. KYLIE MINOGUE - Interviewed in studio by Jean Paul Gaultier. We join three of Kylie's biggest fans in Dublin - 3 drag queens who perform her songs in gay clubs. HELEN DUVAL - The Dutch porn star who produces porn films catering for women, and who has just launched her company on the stock market. AMBRA - Star of the Italian teenage girl show, 'Non e la Rai'. We film Ambra at the recording of the show and interview the creator & fans.
CANNES FILM FESTIVAL SPECIAL- Pamela Anderson and Eva (Lolo) Ferrari are amongst the stars at the Festival. Plus a look at the shoddiest films being shown. KAREN MULDER - Supermodel Karen Mulder shows us round Monaco (where she has a flat), including a museum where there are waxworks of the Grimaldi family. LES CITIES DES ENFANTS PERDU - Special report, including interview with Jeunet & Caro about their new film, 'Les Cites des Enfants Perdu'. HOT D'ORS - Report on the Erotic Film Industry World's equivalent of the Oscars (at Cannes), focusing on the big news of the event - safe sex (including interviewing Condo Man).
PETER STEINER - Switzerland's 78-year-old rave star. GERMAN MALE BONDING - Inspired by Robert Bly's 'Iron John', we visit a German men's group who romp naked in the woods. CLAUDIA SCHIFFER - Clips from her new self-interview video. FRANCKY VINCENT - Guadeloupe-born pop star based in Paris who extols the virtues of his bodily functions in his songs. ITALIAN TRANSEXUALS - Long story on Italian men's fascination with transexuals - transexual TV presenter, transexual porn star and photographer interviewed.
MONDO FILMS - Clips from the original Mondo films from Italy, interview with John Waters. VICTORIA ABRIL - Interviewed in the studio by Jean Paul. THE KELLYS - Germany's biggest pop phenomenon, the Irish-American Kelly Family - interviewed at concert, fans, etc. GIORGIO MORODER - The European godfather of disco interviewed at home in LA. Donna Summer and Jimmy Sommerville also interviewed. PONY CARTING - We catch up with that quintessentially British obsession, S&M, in the shape of the Pony Carters. MICHEL GONDRY / BJORK - One of France's most innovative video directors, interviewed on the set of his latest video with Bjork. Bjork also interviewed.
COFFIN JOE - Jose Miojica Marins AKA Coffin Joe was the pioneer of trash horror films in Brazil. He wears old black outfits, never cuts his nails and has become the idol of teenagers and rock bands all over Brazil. KITTEN NATIVIDAD - Internationally known for her role in breast-obsessed Russ Meyer's masterpieces, 'Up!' and 'Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens'. Mexican born Kitten still has a loyal following even though she's now in her forties. MEXICAN WRESTLING - The real life masked Mexican wrestlers like El Santo and Blue Demon who have inspired films, comic strips and dolls. GLOR TREVI - Mexico's answer to Madonna, Gloria has a huge following amongst Mexicans of all ages. She is famous for her raunchy stage image and has ben known to strip excited male fans who climb onstage. WALTER MERCADO - The psychic world's answer to Liberace, from Puerto RIco.
ALBITA RODRIGUEZ - One of Madonna's favourite singers, originally from Cuba but now based in Miami, Albita fills up the dancefloor with her brand of Cuban music. Her stylist is lesbian model Ingrid Casres, who has been romantically linked with Sandra Bernhardt and Madonna. IRIS CHACON - Puerto Rican singer / entertainer also famous for her sexy outfits which show off her incredible bottom to best effect. LATINO DRAG QUEENS - The Latino's do drag best, whether they're in Miami, New York or at a transvestite beauty contest in Brazil. MONTI ROCK - Singer with Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes who had a big hit in the sixties with 'Get Dancin''. MEXICAN SOAPS - Leading Mexican broadcaster, Televisa, produces over 20 soaps a year which run daily on Mexican TV. They even have a soap acting school. Interviews with Thalia and Lorena, Mexico's current top soap stars. AZTEC INSECT RESTAURANT - Traditional restaurant in Mexico City where you can fill up on locusts, crickets, grasshopers and flies.
JAPANESE TV / NUDE WEATHER GIRL - Japanese TV's more extraordinary shows such as 'Mr. Lady' a game show where beautiful transgenders taunt and tease straight men and their reactions are gauged on a 'hornometer'. Also 'Tits Out Mimi', Japan's favourite weather girl, who ends each forecast with a flash. PENIS OPUS - The Japanese are obsessed with penises. From Penis Shrines where you can buy carved penises and touch the head of the penis statue for fertility luck; to Penis Festivals, where a huge penis is carried proudly through the streets, and some Japanese even eat the penises of various animals as an aphrodisiac and aids to sexual stamina. DOGS / SQUID RACE - TV shows based around games involving dogs and squid. TOTO TOILETS - Musical, scented & heated toilets - another Japanese obsession - indulged by the Toto toilet factory. KUKI - Unbelievable items dreamt up by Kuki to satisfy the Japanese sexual appetite. Talking vibrators, vibrating underpants, the 'Joy Cup' etc.
JAPANESE MUSEUMS - The Noodle museum, the sex museum, the parasite museum. NUDE IDOLS - Japanese teenage pop bands, going further and further to set themselves apart from the rest, decide to strip off and go naked. ULTRAMAN - Japanese comic book hero who has become a major industry. SEKUHARA CLUBS - Private clubs where people can indulge their sexual fantasies are legal in Japan and these 'Sekuhara' (sexual harassment) clubs recreate situations (trains, offices, churches, hospitals) where they can grope prostitutes without recourse. BRITISH VILLAGE - Britain re-created in miniature, complete with red telephone boxes and policemen.
MADAME LASH - Australia's most famous flagellator, she was the figurehead of S/M in the seventies and is now standing in the senatorial elections with her Extra Dimensional Movement. SKIPPY - Australia's most famous and dextrous bush Kangaroo, immortalised in the TV series of the same name. FA FA FINE - Samoan caste, which is effectively a third sex. ORAL SEX DAY - The Eros foundation celebrates Oral Sex day in Canberra, Australia. Oral sex competitions prove a fun introduction to safe oral sex. BURTON SILVER - New Zealand hoaxer who has convinced the world that cats can paint, amongst other things.
ABIGAIL - Star of seventies sexy Australian soap opera. MARY SCHNEIDER - Australia's Queen of Yodelling. YOUNG TALENT TIME - The TV show responsible for the careers of Kylie and Dannii Minogue. NUDE AUSTRALIA - Nude surfing, a nude record shop and the Mr and Mrs Nude Australia competitions. WIZARD - Made official wizard of New Zealand by the New Zealand Prime Minister. The only person in the world that the Cynics Society has admitted is magic.
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS - Catalan crapper statues, a love table from Austria and Italian telesales programme hosted by Maurizia Paradiso selling sex toys. CALENDARS - Sexy Christmas calendars featuring Garbage men from the USA, gay porn star Steve kelso and a different animals bottom for each month. CHRISTMAS CAROLS - Catalan group 'Follim Follam', Jingle Cats and Dogs and Mr Methane's farting Christmas Carols. NEW YEARS EVE PARTIES - The world's biggest orgy hosted by swingers Sergio and NJ. The Eurovision fan club New Years get together.
CAPTAIN JACK - German Techno act. FOUR GUYZ - The gay Take That, the world's first all-boy gay teen group, from Dublin. TABATHA CASH - Former Queen of porn Tabatha Cash interviewed in the studio by Jean Paul Gaultier. RABBIT SHOWJUMPING - A Scandinavian sport inspired by a clip from That's Life in 1984, rabbit show jumping is now one of Scandinavia's fastest growing sports. ROMEOS / TELEPHONE SEX - Eurotrash's reporters for the new series, are Chris and Ralf, the Nude Romeo Cleaners from Berlin. This week the Romeo Cleaners visit Europe's King of Telephone Sex, who supplies telephone sex cassettes around the world. SUPERMODEL SHOPPING - The first of our weekly Supermodel Shopping Slots - this week's Supermodel is Karen Mulder with the Sindy Supermodel dolls (Karen, Naomi, Claudia). GYM TONIC - 'Gym Tonic' was a French institution during the 80s, the afternoon show that launched the aerobics phenomenon in France. JEAN PAUL WAXWORK - Unveiling of Madame Tussaud's waxwork of Jean Paul.
VANESSA DEMOUY - The hottest French pop star of the moment, the former ex-model and soap star sings in the studio. TATJANA - Tatjana, recently voted the most beautiful girl in Holland by one magazine, is Holland's biggest sex symbol. SUPERMODEL SHOPPING - Carla Bruni shows us this week's hot shopping tip - International Chat Up Guides in 6 different languages. POMPOOS - 2 camp German haute couture designers out to transform Stuttgart (the most boring city in Germany) into their 'Pompoos' ('pompous') fashion fantasy; a bad version of the 18th century. THIERRY ARDISSON - A co-founder of 'Interview' magazine, his TV show 'Paris Derniere' has become one of the most notorious shows on French TV. BROTHEL TESTER - Herr Lackner is the world's only brothel-tester, a job that he has done for the past 4 years, reviewing brothels for magazines. SIT ON ME - This week Vanessa Demouy is the lucky starlet to sit on Antoine's lap.
NIKIE - Live performance in the studio. MR. PENGUIN - Monsieur Penguin dresses as a penguin and has the world's biggest collection of penguin puppets. ROMEOS / EROTICA FESTIVAL - Eurotrash sent Chris and Ralf to Europe's biggest erotica fair in Brussels, which attracted 50,000 visitors. JULIA VALET - Supermodel star of the Guess ads, and the first German to be offered a role in Baywatch (which she turned down). SUPERMODEL SHOPPING - This week's super guest is Vladimir, who shows us his kangaroo boots. SIT ON ME - Vladimir and Nikie get to sit on Jean Paul and Antoine. HEIKO - Heiko, an unemployed East German bricklayer, has been dreams of becoming a porn star. He exercises daily and goes to all the auditions with absolutely no success. His mother has now come to his aid, taking his audition photographs for him. SCANDINAVIAN SPORTS - National Pole-Sitting Competition + Wife-Carrying Festival + 24 Hour Ice Fishing Competition + National Beer Drinking Competition.
VIBRATOR TESTER - Christiane Schollmeier is the owner of Hamburg's 'Good Vibrations' vibrator shop, and Europe's first and only vibrator tester. She personally tests every model of vibrator before she puts them in her shop. S/M LOCKSMITH - Andreas Hoff used to be an industrial engineer who started off specialising in designing 'escape-proof' S&M clothes. Hoff then started another service as an Emergency S&M Locksmith. JEAN PAUL GOUDE - The legendary French image-maker, photographer and iconoclast. Eurotrash interviews JP Goude on the set of his latest photographic project with Beatrice Dalle. PENIS MUSEUM - Europe's only collection of animal penises - in Iceland. JEAN ROLLIN - France's king of 'vampire lesbian' movies. Eurotrash visited the cult King of trash movies on set of his latest movie. SUPERMODEL SHOPPING - This week's super guest is Emma. RUDOLPH MOSHAMMER - One of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s favourite fashion designers, Rudolph Mosshammer.
LOLO FERRARI - Owner of the biggest breasts in Europe, Lolo is one of Europe's biggest sex icons in more than one sense of the word. Her debut pop single is the 'Airbag Generation'. ARIELLE DOMBASLE - Known as the 'French Thinking Man's Crumpet', Arielle is famous as an actress, classical singer and film director, she also married French philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy. ROMEOS / COWBOY VILLAGE - The Romeo Cleaners go to Germany's Cowboy Village to learn to be cowboys. TRAMP UNIVERSITY - Evio Botta is a 37-year-old tramp who lives in Rome. He has been running his own Tramp University, where tramps are taught the secrets of the trade. SUPERMODEL SHOPPING - This week - Nick Moss, Kate Moss's supermodel brother, with a book on How To Expand Your Penis. OLD AGE EROTICA - France's latest trend in erotic movies - Eurotrash interviews Etienne, the 73-year-old male star of the genre, and Olga, the 50-year-old female star. SIT ON ME - This week Antoine is allowed to sit on Lolo Ferrari's lap.
THE ITALIAN BIKINI BAN - In the Italian resort of Diano Marina a rule has been in force since last summer that only beautiful women are allowed to wear bikinis in town or on the beach. SUPERMODEL SHOPPING - Marcus Shenkenberg. ASLAN - Aslan has been a painter and sculptor of pin-ups for 50 years, he was the first person to be allowed to portray women naked in French magazines. WALTER NUDO - After working as a cleaner, gardener, porter and then Chippendale dancer, Walter Nudo achieved his dream by winning the international title of 'Most Beautiful Man In The World'. FOOT FETISH - We visited the Foot Lover's Admiration Society, Europe's only foot-worshiping organisation, who run 'Footsy' magazine, and have organised Britain's first 'Pedi Party’. CUSTOM MADE COFFIN - Buried by mistake a few years ago, an 80-year-old French inventor has invented a coffin, so it doesn't happen again. SIT ON ME - This week our special guests are the Romeo Cleaners.
ROMEOS / S&M SPORTS DAY - Once a year the Middlesex & Herts Country Club is taken over by sportspeople with a very strange dress code. Eurotrash sent its roving reporters, The Romeo Cleaners, to investigate. SIT ON ME - This week it's Sabrina's turn to enjoy Antoine's lap. THE NOSE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS - Only held once every 5 years, the Austrian 'Nose World Championships' is (thankfully) the only one of its kind in the world. LOLOPOPS - Lolo Ferrari introduces videos including the Russian Take That (Na Na), Wildecker Herzbuben and Jordy. SABRINA - Performs 'Stroumpf, Stroumpf, Stroumpf' in the studio. GERT WILDEN - Gert's Hammond organ compositions first found fame as the soundtracks to German erotic films in the 70s. Eurotrash also interviews Mike Flowers. TROUT CIRCUS - The world's only Trout Circus run by a 70-year-old Austrian, which every Sunday is visited by coachloads of tourists. Attractions and fish tricks include trouts jumping into beer glasses and playing football.
ROMEOS / GENITAL MASSAGE - Joseph Kramer specialises in genital massage. Romeo Cleaners are at his 'Body Electric' class in Frankfurt where the class is conducted in the nude. SIT ON ME - This week we have the inimitable Mr. Penguin and the lovely Draghixa taking part in 'sit on me'. NAKED SUSHI - A Hamburg restaurant specialising in the ancient Japanese tradition of eating sushi off a naked woman. EDUARDO PISANI - France's most unlikely pop star, he was engaged to a Russian student who disappeared a week before their wedding. LOLOPOPS - Lolo Ferrari introduces videos including Dalida, and EAV with a song about farting. LUCA DAMIANO - The Steven Spielberg of Italian erotic movies, Luca Damiano's glossy productions have won him numerous sex industry film awards. FINNISH KISSING CHAMPIONSHIP - Finland's annual Kissing Championships have been going 4 years. DRAGHIXA - Draghixa, the former French erotic star, currently in the French media spotlight with her debut single 'Dream'.
EDDY WALLY - Eddy performs in the studio and is interviewed by Antoine. RICHARD FHAL - France's answer to Paul Raymond and the French king of sex supermarkets. Richard Fahl invented the sex supermarket concept and revolutionised the sex industry in France. ROMEOS / FANTASY CHANNEL - Britain's Fantasy Channel is about to launch the first college dedicated to training aspiring erotic porn actors and actresses. The 3-month course requires students to learn how to use make-up and the skills needed to perform in front of a camera. LOLOPOPS - Lolo Ferrari introduces videos including Otto, Falco and E-Rotic. SIT ON ME - Monica Belluci. BEARD CLUB - Series 7, Show 3 - A small village in the heart of the Black Forest has become the capital of Europe's bearded men, home to the world famous Hoefen Beard Club. JESSE FRANCO - The European King of Trash Cinema, Spanish-born Jesus Franco has made over 150 films in 34 years. CARRAPICHO - Carrapicho perform 'Tic tic tac' in the studio.
PIG SQUEALERS - 70 year old couple who recently won the French pig imitation championships (with their pet pig). LOU DEPRIJCK - Lou is Belgium's most prolific performer/producer (he produced, wrote and sang Plastic Bertrand's 'Ca Plane Pour Moi'). SARAH YOUNG - Britain's biggest erotic actress, interviewed in the studio. THE BRITISH ARE COMING - One of the biggest stars of Briterotica is Steve Perry the man behind 'Ben Dover'. Steve also directed the world's first 'Scratch N Sniff' erotic video. We also interview John T Bone who left Manchester to become one of the most successful directors in the world. His most recent film stars Jasmin who holds the record for sleeping with the most men in one session (300). ROMEOS / LEDERHOSEN FESTIVAL - The Romeos visit an Austrian Lederhosen festival. LOLOPOPS - Lolo Ferrari introduces videos including Worlds Apart, The Surfing Rabbis and Lio with Banana. YSA FERRER - France's hottest female star.
ROSE ZONE - Female contortionist. ROMEOS / DRAG QUEENS - The Romeo Cleaners learn how to be drag queens, meeting Germany's biggest drag queen agency, Universe Agency. LOLOPOPS - Lolo Ferrari introduces videos including Pipi, Sabine Neumayer and Ghenghis Khan. IVANA TRUMP - Interviewed in the studio by Antoine. CONDOM OF FEAR - Germany's biggest film of the year (and most expensive) based on a comic by Ralf Koenig, the country's most successful gay comic author. The story is about a giant killer condom (with teeth). ITALIAN FEMALE CARTOONISTS - Eurotrash profiles 3 Italian female erotic cartoonists who are challenging a traditionally male industry and sexual stereotypes. Including - 1) Selen, Italy's biggest erotic actress, who edits her own comic 'Selen' and is aming to revolutionise the industry. 2) Giovanna Casotto, Italy's leading cartoonist, who draws from live models. Eurotrash also visits Italy's biggest erotic fair. NYMFOS - Belgium's leading drag queen pop group.
ALPINE ELVIS - Europe's only lederhosen-wearing and yodelling Elvis impersonator. DANA INTERNATIONAL - Israel's only transexual pop star. LOLOPOPS - Lolo Ferrari introduces videos including Costas Tournes, Locomia and her own latest offering. PINO / FABIO - Pino is the world's most famous romantic fiction cover artist, who created 'the Clinch' which helped launch the boom in romantic fiction in the US, and discovered and nurtured Fabio, the male cover star who has become a one-man love industry. NA NA - Na Na, which means 'Take This' in Russian, were the world's first ever boyband. Formed in 1989, they have played 400 shows a year for the past 7 years. Their last single was number one in Russia for 5 years. SIT ON ME - Patricia Velazquez. EROTIC CHEF - In Russia we meet a very special chef, his recipes are guaranteed to spice up your sex life and if not the accompanying floor show will definitely help (if you like the Baboushka look). NA NA - The boys perform live in the studio.
Melinda Messenger, Gizmo The Singing Dog, Sit On Me, German Troubadour, Beatrice Dalle, Lolopops, Mr Penguin, Swinging Hotel, Francky Vincent.
Linda Lampenius, European Gigolos, Fiddle On Me, Russian Hippy University, Lova Moor.
Animated Kama Sutra, Lolopops, Boy Bands, Sit On Me, Melinda Messenger, Gnome Sanctuary, Valerio Merola, G-Squad.
The Doughnut Girl, Valentina, Little Arsehole, Lolopops, Porn in Politics, So What?
Bettina, Denmark's Diskofil, New-Age Huns, Lolopops, Fily Houtteman, Michou the Dancing Diva.
Wez Madiko, Lolopops, Fillipe Kirkorov: King of Russian Pop, All Pugacheva: Queen of Russian Pop, Sex Guru Ylva Maria, Rainman, Sabine Neumayer.
Lolo and Lola, Marchioness Marina, Lolopops, The King of Yodelling Farmers, Siegfried & Roy, Preaching to the Perverted, Funky Diamonds.
Moulin Rouge Can Can Girls, Eva & Adele, Muriel Amori, Lolopops, Mr Penguin, World Snuff-Taking Championships, Supermodel Sandwich: Crystal & Vladimir, Melinda Messenger visits Latexa, 50th Birthday Party.
Compilation Episode. Jakob Sisters, Catalan Crapper, Sit On Me, Lova Moor, Xmas Shopping Guide, Laetitia, Santa Convention.
Eddy Wally, Carmen di Pietro's Famous Breasts, Supermodel Sandwich: Sarah Marshall & Sandy Aruba, Mia Frye, France's Annual Pig Day, Look At Lolo: Lolo on a Lilo, Sister Bendy / Ejaculate Painter.
Banana Man, The Easty Girls, Ostalgie, Look at Lolo: Lolo Mows Her Lawn, Galip: Turkish Potter, Jose Benazaref, Sit On Me, Laure Sainclair, Graham Norton investigates Gay Soaps, Kilt.
Eva & Adele, Porn Musical, Joaquin Cortes, Finnish Air Guitar Championships, Sister Bendy: Charles Sayer/Anal Starburst, Axe Brasil.
Stefan Weber and Drahdiwarberl, Look at Lolo: Lolo Pumps Her Bicycle, Melon Spitting, Kitsch & Camp, Lolopops, Marianne Kuikkonen, The Decibelles.
Gert Wilden, Straps Harry: The World's Oldest Transvestite, Sit On Me, Anna Jarphammer, Cow-Calling Competition, Look at Lolo: Lolo on a Hopper, Wine Marathon, Victoria Silvstedt's Swedish Meatballs, Timewarp.
Anus, German David Hasselhoff, German Pamela Anderson, Nadja Auermann, The Belgian Baldmen Brotherhood, Ernie the Streaker, Mr Penguin, Just Jaeckin, Bellini.
Jacob Sisters, Sister Bendy meets performance artist Oleg Kulik, Sit On Me, Laetitia Casta, House on Wheels, Look at Lolo: Lolo Makes a Ham Sandwich, Milo Manara, Chocolate.
A Song for Eurotrash celebrates the memorable, the dire and the kitsch from more than 3 decades of Eurovision - including Mr Nil Points himself, Jahn Tiegen, Norway's entrant on many unsuccessful occassions. Hosted by Gallic smoothie, Antoine de Caunes and iconic ubermistress Katie Boyle, this is our response to the safe and smug Eurovision shows of past and present. We feature studio frolics, plus re-vamped versions of old Eurovision favourites - with Sacha Distel and Dubstar, Bananarama, Sinead O'Connor, Edwyn Collins, Bjorn Again and Shane MacGowan. There are also appearances by the originals such as Cliff Richard, Bucks Fizz, Abba plus Dana International, this year's controversial transsexual entry from Israel.
A curious blend of sexy soccer & macho music , served by a rather dashing French waiter... Antoine is joined in the studio by England footballer, Stan Collymore as Eurotrash gets some kicks by digging up some rare football pop videos. See Ruud Gullit singing with his reggae band, Revelation Time, and the unforgettable collaboration between the German World Cup squad and the Village people. Resident blow-football champion, Lolo Ferrari shows off her talents against Martin Peters and Ramon Vega with some classic commentry from Ken Wolstenholme.
Compilation episode. In the first of six football-free specials on the culture of some of the nations participating in you-know-what, Antoine de Caunes kicks off with the host nation, investigating a French intellectual's approach to bottoms, and nude aerobics.
Compilation episode. Another tasteful examination of off-the-ball pursuits in World Cup-contending countries, including a visit to an S&M restaurant and a look at the unusual rubber products of a family-run business.
Compilation episode. Continuing his tour of countries represented in the World Cup, Antoine de Caunes reaches Holland and checks out the Cannabis Cup Competition, the Weed Express home delivery service and three Dutch divas.
Compilation episode. Antoine de Caunes talks to designer Pace Rabanne before meeting some of Spain's most influential film-makers, including Pedro Almodovar.
Compilation episode. Antoine de Caunes' safari round countries competing in the World Cup takes him to Italy, where he finds the resort of Diano Marino launching a crusade to make all women a standard 36-24-36.
Compilation episode. Antoine De Caunes heads to Germany, meeting naked disco dancers at a Berlin tantric sex school and exploring a day in the life of Ernie the Streaker.
CARMEN DI PIETRO – The Italian model who has hit the headlines for undergoing cosmetic surgery to restore her virginity. SIT ON ME – Carmen Di Pietro is this week’s lucky guest. WILDECKER HERZBUBEN - We flew to Germany and followed the Wildecker Herzbuben to a concert near Dresden in order to find out how being fat can become a trademark and not a handicap. LOOK AT LOLO – Lolo goes diving. JEAN-PAUL GAUTIER & DANA INTERNATIONAL. Jean-Paul is back in the studio with Eurovision star Dana International. MARIA DE SANCHEZ - Spanish queen of Flamenco. MOSQUITOES - In Finland the latest sport craze is Mosquito-Swatting. Sweaty Fins bust a gut trying to kill as many mosquitoes as possible.
SNEAKER SEX - Sneaker Sex is Europe's first Gay foot fetish porn film - and it comes from Germany. All the actors in this groundbreaking film are genuine Fetishists. Of particular interest are dirty old trainers and long, white socks. Branding is also very important. CELEBRITY FLASHER: Adriana Sklenarikova. LOOK AT LOLO: Lolo Bounces Up and Down. EUROPOPS: Gunther Brendel. COW OPUS - We go to the Cow Pat Throwing Olympics, a man who paints with Cow Shit and visit some people who play a game called Cow Dung Lotto. PHILIP MOND - Inventor of the infamous 'dildo-boots', Philip Mond has fused the world's of fine art and pornography in his visually lush film, 'Zazel' which is loosely based on Patrick Suskind's 'Perfume'. Philip is very influenced by the Gauguin and the painters of the Dutch renaissance.
LOOK AT LOLO - Lolo throws a pot. GERMAN BEARS - Bears are hairy gay men, they see themselves as a subspecies of Homo-Sapiens, as close to savage as possible. Their emergence as a gay sub-cult has party been spawned by the 80's phenomenom of the hairless body cult. We hang out at a bear bar and go on a bear photo shoot. EAT ON ME - Victoria Silvstedt. CASANOVA - We meet Umberto Billo, a 44 year old Italian Casanova who claims to have slept with no less than 8,000 female guests during his employment as a hotel porter. 2 BE 3 - Antoine meets France's best selling boy band. LUCA DAMIANO - Famous porn director has set up his own porn acting school. SEX APPEAL - Perform in the studio.
LOOK AT LOLO – Lolo licks a lolly. S & M STORY - Eurotrash meets a spanking good family - the Stelzls, who spend their spare time having lashings of fun in their S&M dungeon. MR PENGUIN - EROTIC / CONDOM - Mr Penguin travels to France to take a look at the sexual paraphernalia on display at an Erotic Museum and then travels to the village of Condom for the grand opening of the world's first condom museum. RIENHARD SEUFERT - Eurotrash takes Reinhard Seufert, the 74-year-old godfather of erotica back to one of his favourite haunts, The Moulin Rouge. HENRY 'THE GREAT' SAARI – Antoine meets Mr Finland and their hottest new porn star. PIZZA ACROBATIC CHAMPIONSHIPS – Italy’s hottest culinary contest. SWISS CHERRY SPITTING CHAMPIONSHIP. Giving a new meaning to “popping your cherry”. NOMADS – Perform in the studio.
4 Blondes, Sister Bendy, Walter Schroeder the Sex Pianist, Josmar, Italian Fat Festival, Look at Lolo: Lolo Plays Croquet, Celebrity Flasher: Arnulf Refsnes, French Rappers, Julia Chanel.
Los Del Sol, Look at Lolo: Lolo Pushes a Trolley, Sit On Me, Miss Travestie, EuroTrans Beauty Pageant, Jane D, Angy Burri, The Wolfer, Uwe Ommer, Other World Kingdom, Mr President.
The New Gipsies, Victoria Silvstedt meets Sweden's Casanova, Arnie "Skiffle" Joe, The Mannheim Uroband, Eat On Me, Miss Asparagus 1998, Lothar Potzl: Breast Collector, Mr Gay Europe.
Dana Borisova - Russian Pin-Up, Jean-Daniel Cadinot, Lolo Ferrari, Mr Penguin, Sister Bendy, Karen Oldenburg, Plastic Bertrand, Eddy Wally.
Ina Werner, Freddy Wissink, Naked TV, Helmut Newton, Tina C's Country Music, Eva & Adele, Sister Bendy, Kurt Ingerl: Corset Artist, Cyril X.
Amanda Lear, Look at Lolo: Lolo Hulas Her Hoop, Dolly Buster, Vladimir, Fanny Cadeo, Sit On Me, Adriana Sklenarikova, Italy's Annual Nose Festival, Government Porn.
Jezebel, International Blonde Festival, Eileen Daly, Boris: Queen of Russian Pop, Look at Lolo: Lolo Scratches Her Itch, Eddy Wally, Swiss Naturist Farm, Eva & Adele.
Banana Man, Ale De Basseville, Look at Lolo: Lolo Plays Ping Pong, Flatulence Expert, Estelle Hallyday, Woodstock Erotica, Air Guitar Champion, George le Bonsai.
Alabina, Bettina Rheims, Balloon Man, Domenique, Russian Eurotrash Ripoff, Dylan's Boys, Adriana Sklenarikova: Bicycle Pump, Austrian Sex Olympics, Eva & Adele, Willy Batenburg.
Ballet Dancers, Victoria Silvstedt, Eva Orlowski, Mr Penguin, Ice Man, Look at Lolo: The Christmas Party, Sit On Me, Boob Cruise, Nude Ski, Nativity Video, Eddy Wally.
Compilation Episode. On New Years Eve, we take a look back on Eurotrash in 1998 including: Moulin Rouge Girls, Dana International, Katy Boyle, Edwyn Collins, Bananarama, Eva Henger, Franck Lebouef, The Foot Girls, French Football Porn, Mr Penguin, Lolo Ferrari, Eurotrash Event of the Year.
PATRICK HERNANDEZ - French disco superstar Patrick Hernandez sings his classic single, 'Born To Be Alive.' FETISH WITCH - Eurotrash travels to Belgium to visit a fetish fair with Germany's most famous dominatrix The Fetish Witch. EUROPOPS - Antoine meets naked German band the Party Popes, takes a look at sci-fi songstress Annie Cordy and takes a peek at the German jailbabe movie 'Bandits.' COWS / GRANNIES / PERFECT 10 - After searching Europe for alternative beauty pageants, Eurotrash finds a supergranny competition in France, a cow beauty contest in Belgium and a Norwegian entrant to the Perfect Ten Magazine beauty contest held in America. ADRIANA LINK / WINE - Adriana helps Antoine to uncork a bottle of wine. HELEN DUVAL - Eurotrash visits the Venus Erotic Fair in Berlin to meet Dutch porn diva Helen Duvall. EVA & ADELE - Eva and Adele put ice-creams on their heads. PATRICK HERNANDEZ - Antoine meets the man behind one of the biggest disco hits of all time, "Born To Be Alive."
Sandy Valentino, Miss France, Mad Hat Woman, Petra Perle, Eat On Me, Tatjana, Lars Von Trier, Chantal, Oliviero Toscani, Sex By the Book, Micheline Dax.
WILDECKER HERZBUBEN - The best-selling folk group in Germany, Wildecker Herzbuben, sing a song called Ring Little Bell. LOOK AT LOLO - Lolo and her friends re-enact the nativity. TURKEYS – At the 34th annual turkey festival in the village of Varaignes to meet a bunch of locals who are just gaga about gobblers. NAKED CHEF - We meet Freddy Wissink, the celebrated host of Holland's first prime time nude cooking show. SISTER BENDY - Antoine dressed as a monk says sorry for smashing Sister Bendy's guitar and then promptly smashes it again. RAPPING MONK - We travel to Italy to meet Father Maurizio. He is heavily into his hip hop and has released his own rap record. ADRIANA - Antoine asks long-legged Adriana to help him hang the final ornament on the Christmas tree. JESSICA RIZZO - We meet the high priestess of Italian erotica, Jessica Rizzo. EGGHEADS - Eva and Adele give each other Christmas presents - pink combs. WILDECKER HERZBUBEN - Wildecker Herzbuben sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
On the eve of 2000, Antoine de Caunes hosts the historic 100th episode of Eurotrash. This one-hour special features the best of Euro cheek'n'cheese that appeared in the 12 record-breaking series' of the programme. Along with studio appearances by Jean-Paul Gaultier, Joaquin Cartes and Eddie Izzard, the show highlights past appearances by Melinda Messenger, Graham Norton, Lolo Ferrari and of course, Mr Penguin. Finally, Eurotrash sees in the French New Year via a live link to gay Paris, and a very excited Maria Mcerlane.
PHALLUS FESTIVAL - Victoria Silvstedt travels to a village chock a block with cock, Monteprato, Italy, the home of the Italian Phallus Festival. EUROPOPS - EDDY WALLY - Antoine and Eddy take a look at some Europop wonders: rap star L Ron Harold's "Going to Copenhagen," Dr Bombay's Indian-Scandinavian pop hits "Taxi Taxi Taxi" and "Rice and Curry", and a climactic musical moment from the Austrian musical Helden in Tirol. LOLO'S 20TH CENTURY TREASURE CHEST - Lolo presents The Bouncy Castle. DIVINE OTELMA - We meet the High Priest of Italian mysticism, the Divine Otelma, a superstar has his own political party which has its own radical sexual manifesto. ADRIANA - Antoine calls upon supermodel Adriana to give him a massage. FEMME FATALE - German home-maker Melanie Crupa has created her own hard-core porn label Femme Fatale. THE EGGHEADS – The Exercises. EDDY WALLY - In the studio Eddy Wally sings a song called "I Jump Out of the Plane."
MR BLOW UP - We meet a man from Croydon who has blown his love of latex all out of proportion. He calls himself Mr Blow Up and gets his kicks by wearing an inflatable rubber suit. VICTORIA - Antoine plays a game of I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours with Victoria Silvstedt. NATO - We go to Paris to meet a painter called Nato who makes his living staging one-man performances involving trees, lampshades and lots of nudity. HELMUT BERGER - In the studio Antoine meets legend of European cinema Helmut Berger and looks at some of his most extreme and debauched acting roles. SISTER BENDY / JAN SAUDEK - Sister Bendy travels to Prague to meet Jan Saudek, a Czech photographer renowned for taking pictures of enormous women in bizarre erotic poses. SLAPDANCING - We take a look at Bavaria's biggest and oldest dance craze - Slapdancing and find out why this slappy pastime is all about seduction. TROPICAL CLUB - In the studio Tropical Club perform "Macumba."
C-Bra, Sister Bendy, Alain Tex: Bizarre Photographer, Olfa, Mr Penguin, Eel Festival, I Want Your Body: Adriana Sklenarikova, Brigitte Lahaie, Eva & Adele, Cecilia Gayle.
Ulrika Von Glott, Eros and Aldo, I Want Your Body: Victoria Silvstedt, Denmark's Stongest Family, Wang & Li, The Amazing Randy, Calderon: Ejaculate Painter, E-Rotic
ULRIKA VON GLOTT - Ulrika Von Glott opens the show with a song called 'My Mandarins.' EROTIC DOLCE AND GABBANA - Eros Veneziani and Aldo Monchieri are flamboyant underwear designers and have been dubbed the Erotic Dolce & Gabbana. They have turned their life into a film entitled ‘Lingerie’. VICTORIA SILVSTEDT - Swede Victoria Silvstedt joins Antoine in the studio to swap bodies. STRONGEST FAMILY - The Olesens are known as the strongest family in Denmark. George Olesen owns 26 world titles and his son is already Denmark's strongest boy. LI AND WANG - Li and Wang were discovered working in a Chinese restaurant by a German TV producer who signed them up for his Harold Schmidt show where they perform a comedy routine every week. THE AMAZING RANDY -Along with his sidekick Helga, performs the whopper chopper. This involves Randy's 'wand' and a guillotine. CALDERON - SEMEN PAINTER - Calderon paints with his own semen on canvas or sometimes women. E-ROTIC – Perform ‘Don’t Make Me Wet’.
Fancy, Hamburg's House of Women, Ghiblj - Italy's most celebrated male stripper, Filippe Kirkorov, Cicciolina, Mary Schneider, John B. Root, Eva & Adele, Nathalie Cardone.
Starz, Blonde Ski World Championships, Tinto Brass, Romeo Cleaners, Pa Do Do, I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours: Jovanka, The Uranus Experiment, The Amazing Randy, Yannick.
Miranda, The Alpine Shaggers, Jean-Charles Dupet: Cock Hypnotist, Paolo Finocchi: Penis Photographer, Eat On Me: Manuela Arcuri, The Jacob Sisters, Foreign Tongues: Victoria Silvstedt, Ursula Cavalcanti
Genio & The Pierrots, The Dollywood Girls, The Viking: Finland's Hardest Man, Chipy Marlow, Xaviera Hollander, Annual Deer Calling Festival, Boulevard, Eva & Adele.
Mette, Ica Biro: Metal Queen turned Wellness Guru, Duro Toomato: Street Performer, Celebrity Talent Time: Tatjana Simic, Foreign Tongues: Tatjana, German Swingers School, Annual World Wife Carrying Championships, George Le Bonsai.
Karma B, Erwin Olaf: Erotic Photographer, Malena, The Amazing Randy, I Want Your Body: Claudia - Miss Universe, Katia: Backwards Talker, Regina Sacchi: Porn Psychic, Eva & Adele.
Salome de Bahia, World Sauna Championships, Costas Evangelatos: Homoerotic Artist, Celebrity Talent Time: Nathaly Caldonazzo, Die Puppe the Living Doll, Foreign Tongues: Oliver Bjerrehuus, Frank Lords: Fun Fun Sex.
Bebe Charli, Sergei Zverev: Russian Hairdresser, Kim, Mapouka, Romy Haag, Foreign Tongues: Victoria Silvstedt, Francesca: Porn Bodybuilder, Eva & Adele.
Bambee, Jurgen Drews: the German Tom Jones, Lio, Demosthenes Vergis, Sit On Me: Angeliki and Catarina Kanonidou, Tanya Hansen's Acti-Puss, Good ABC.
Special Olympic themed episode. Events include a celebration of sport with Latvian nude photographer Ralph Vulis, a trip to the Austrian Sex Olympics, and Eddie the Eagle performing his anthem Fly Eddie Fly.
La Troupe, The Icelandic Phallological Museum, Pizza Boys, Top Tips: Yulia Mayarchuck, The Amazing Randy, Peter Wallace: Mr Leather Man, Eva & Adele, Molly Luft.
The Belgian Leek Society, The Naked Truth: Russia's Rudest News Show, Cargo, Maggot Michael, The Amazing Randy, Sip On Me: Camilla Vest, Marzio Tangeri: Italian Housewives.
Eddy Wally, Srecko Acimovic: Erotic Choreographer, Annika Walter, The Snot Academy, Line Oxnevad: Real-life Mermaid, Eva & Adele, Eddy Wally's Super Showbiz Secrets, Orgasm Chair, Domenicer
Vladimir Luxuria, Gunther IV: World's Richest Dog, The Alpine Shaggers, Selene de Rosa, Carmen di Pietro, Porno Big Brother, King Africa.
Paolo Belli, Sandra Jensen, Anne Marie Smette: Bird Incubator, The Amazing Randy, Victoria Silvstedt: Naked German of the Week, Nacho Vidal, Italian Mother-in-Law Competition, Javiera
Asia, Donna D'Enrico: The Church of Sex, Pall Oskar, Eddie Wally's Super Showbiz Secrets, Celebrity Talent Time: Bettina Moeller, Czech Flashing Girls.
Jenz Im Glueck, Antoine Pellisier: French King of Gore, Irina Vorinina, Wim Delvoye: Poo Artist, I Want Your Body: Olfa Ben Romhdane, Ovidie: Feminist Porn Director, Eddy Wally.
Veronica Lehmusvyory: Finnish Dominatrix, Dajana Tripunovic, Saucisse: Dachshund Politician, Rolf Schmidt and Inflagranti, Eddie Wally's Super Showbiz Secrets, Estrella
Yannick, Anna Falchi, Celebrity Talent Time: Nohemie Rodriguez, Eddy Wally, Mohre, Carl-Mar Moller the Great Dane, Fascagat.
Sertab with Voice Male, The Amazing Randy, Victoria Silvstedt: Naked German of the Week, Emmanual de Brantes: Jet Set, I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours: Das Saint, The Peg Man, Eva Henger: Golden Cock Contest, Eddie Wally's Super Showbiz Secrets, Marinela Nitu.
Antoine De Caunes hosts a one-off special Eurotrash where everybody's favourite Froggy goes nuts about monkeys. Packed with a bunch of primate related guests and stories, it's a hilarious romp in the jungle. In a special investigation Jeff Koons helps solve one of the greatest mysteries of modern times - whatever happened to Bubbles? There's monkeying around with Bondage Queen, Dita Von tees whose cult videos are famous for featuring a gorilla and LA sex therapist Dr Susan Block reveals her teachings, which are based on the sexual behavior of Bonobo 'pygmy' chimps, the horniest chimps on earth...
Hosted by Antoine de Caunes, Eurotrash celebrates the bold, the brazen and the gloriously gratuitous, in this extravaganza of beauties and beasts from across the world. Find out who wins the Fetish Award ... applaud the Naked Farmers ... and find out what Eurotrash considers the Most Creative Use of Genitalia.
Jodeladies, Marika Johansson: Swedish body-builder, Rugby Nude Calendar, Eddy Wally, Krisztina Saradics, Turkish Porn, Loana.
Schwanzen Sanger Knaben (The Singing Penis Boys), The Polish Jeremy Clarkson, Linse Christiansen, Victoria Silvstedt: Naked German of the Week, The Amazing Randy, I Want Your Body: Veronika Zemanova, Petter Hegrs: Naughty Norwegian Photographer.
Jazmine, Father Lui: Sex Magician, Anoop Singh, Giorgio Spiller at the Venice Carnival, I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours: Youma Diakita, Human Dummies.
Atak!, Richard Thomson: French Schlock King, Lia Damen: Political Stripper, Schwule Wohnzimmer: Gay Living Room, Asia Argento, Eddy Wally.
The Prince Albert Troupe: S&M Morris Dancers, Christina Lakovidou: Naked Greek Dentist, I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours: Vika Zinchenko, Rico Delgado's Stripping School, The Jacob Sisters, Gang Bang World Record, Schwanzen Sanger Knaben.
Fresh, Austrians Naked Farmers' Daughters, I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours: Kaspar Kristofferson, German Extreme Ironing, Eva Horvarth, Victoria Silvstedt: Naked German of the Week, The Amazing Randy, Ricky Zaziky.
WC Experience, Luisa Coma: Italy's Ideal Wife, Squeeze My Buns: Janna Svensson, Floriniotis: Greek Pop Family, The Private Gladiator.
Billy Boys, Popstars, Mia Frye, Foreign Tongues: Joanna Horodynska, The Cannabis Cup, Soma: Ganja Grandpa, Hardcore Heidi.
Victoria Silvstedt, Mr Penguin, Cindy Lee: Pornstar Politician, Naked German of the Week, Eddy Wally, The Knutsson Brothers: Naked Directors, Schwanzen Sanger Knaben, Bubblegum
Featuring Laszlo Sophen, Hungary’s answer to Jacques Cousteau, an underwater photographer who is equally at home taking sub-aqua snaps of coral reefs and naked women.
Damokles, Paolo Serpieri: Italian Erotic Cartoonist, Kelly van der Veer: Big Brother transsexual, Victoria Silvstedt: Naked German of the Week, The Country Cousins, The Country Cousins Lookalikes.
Tina G, Manuela Arcuri: Italian Pin-Up, Leoncie: The Icelandic Shirley Bassey, Heiko The Ugly Porn Star, Schwanzen Sanger Knaben
Pets Duo, Philippe Aini: Controversial French artist, Alessandra da Silva, Baron Von Bulldog and Anton, Victoria Silvstedt: 17 Seconds of Fun, I Want Your Body: Thomas Scheu, Silvio Bandinelli's Popular Front.
Josmar, Yuri Arakcheyev: Russia's Best Kept Secret, Eddy Wally, Sexy Girls: The Biggest Strippers in Europe, Melanie Coste.
Barbie, Fatima Lopes: Erotic Designer, William Higgins: The Granddaddy of Gay Porn, Eleonora Bose, I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours: Katja Kean, Eddy Wally's Super Showbiz Secrets, Mucky.
Pepe, Nude Anja Muller: Pensioner Porn, Camilla Sjoberg, Shura the Russian Tooth Fairy, 17 Seconds of Fun: Miss Trash, Victoria Silvstedt: Naked German Of The Week, Schwanzen Sanger Knaben, Nilla Pizzi: Italian Chanteuse.
Maggot Michael, Oleg Kulik: Performance Artist, Sestre, Paco Porras: Vegetable Psychic, 17 Seconds of Fun: Mister Blow-Up, Sexy Sitcom: Europe's Sexiest Sitcom.
Elkelaiset, Parisian Naked Safari, I Want Your Body: Charlotte Crona, J Diva: Naughty Norwegian Rock Chick, Elke Jeinsen, Sexy Berlin Sightseeing Tours.
Eddy Wally, Ingrid Swede: European Erotica Fitness Queen, Na Na: Russian Boy Band, 17 Seconds of Fun: Molly Luft, Marilyn's Boys, Private Café: Porn Soap Opera
Mr Max, Reinlinde Trummer's Edible Underwear, Irma Zobova, Berlin's Kit Kat Club, 17 Seconds Of Fun: Sofia Mazagatos, Axel Braun: G-Man, King Bansah.
Titia, Striscia la Notizia: Italian Alternative News, Foreign Tongues: Natalia Estrada, Sasha Gabor: Norwegian Superstud, Schwanzen Sanger Knaben, Victoria Silvstedt: Naked German of the Week, Eddy Wally.
TRAFISSI - Pop artist turned financial advisor advises us to let the Euro into our lives. MAGNETIC PANTS - We kick ourselves as Roberto Stello, lap dancing club owner reveals his inventive answer to overexcited Italian punters with no notes. No, not thongs with pockets but magnetic pants. EURO TIPS WITH EDDIE - The always informative Eddie Izzard delivers his own personal insight in the Euro debate. WOLFGANG FRITZ - Poor Wolfgang claims to have been rendered impotent by the 10 Euro note and is planning to sue the German government. I just hope that he isn't asked to prove his claim in court. SNIFF MY WAD - An exciting new addition to the programme, Sniff My Wad sees Natalia Estrada play with Antoine. MR & MISS EURO - We meet superhero Euro and his sidekick Europa, the scourge of scepticism and resounding voice of reason, and pay a visit to the sparkle and prestige that is the Mr and Miss Euro competition.
As the British nation prepares to vote in the EU Referendum, Antoine de Caunes and Jean Paul Gaultier return with a special edition of the cult hit show intent on reminding viewers of the many, varied and occasionally alarming cultural delights enjoyed by their European cousins. Amid the clips old and new, the hosts are joined by Andreja Pejic, the world's first transgender supermodel.
Another chance to see some of the most outrageous highlights from the long-running series. Featuring the Latex Lotharios, Mr and Mrs Blow-up and footage from the Sex Olympics. Hosted by Antoine De Caunes, Jean Paul Gaultier and featuring guest hosts including supermodels Victoria Silvstedt and Adriana Karembeu.
The Sexy Bits. Another chance to see some of the most outrageous highlights from the long-running series. Shocking and hilarious performance art. Including the world's least subtle body disposal technique. Plus Antoine nibbles on a blonde's buns and finds out why Greece is the word.
Another chance to see some of the most outrageous highlights from the lowbrow magazine show. Antoine and Jean Paul salute the finest performances in Eurotica.
Another chance to see some of the most outrageous highlights from the lowbrow magazine show. A look back at some of the sexiest uses of food ever seen on the small screen. Plus Antoine and Jean Paul meet the girls who like to show off their dough balls.
Another chance to see some of the most outrageous highlights from the long-running series. Naughty TV shows, how to open a bottle of wine, nude blind date, how to impress the opposite sex, the photographer who has a negative effect on his marriage.
Striptease and lap dancing, sit on me, adult education, German phone sex market, night schools, gladiator schools, Pee Pee and Po Po's guide to Spain, the holiday camp from hell.
The Dutch Smoothie Club, under-pants, cyber-smut, foreign tongues, bouncy castle, flash in public.
Swiss natives, how to make a Martini, Shazza, happy holidays, Mr Leather, Sydney's nude surfing.
It's all Greek to me, I'll show you mine if you show me yours, German sex guru, Austrian Olympics, mermaids and salty seamen, Italian beauty contest, scratch my itch, The Idiot, blonde skiing competition.
Restoring virginity, cavier, erotic films for women, the size of carrots, knicker recycling, Jessica Rizzo credit card.
Naked Dutch cooking, John Paul's special interests, Spanish restaurant, French gym-tonic, Swedish Nutzen brothers, naked 10 pin bowling, Sicilian sex change, rugby players in the shower.
Russian woman who likes big weapons, show me yours, sexy jobs, dribble on me, furies, RAC of S&M.
Walter Nudo, how to shut a suitcase, spiritual love, Rachel Terhorst, sex magician, sex party
Russian Full Monty, body swap, Italian erotic film family, German S&M family, The Amazing Randy, Melanie Moore, Leipzig Heiko
French boob photographer, Danish bacon, human dummies, Italian belly dancer, French film director, Chippy, slimming machine, Italian housewives.
Eurotrash celebrates the continent's prize-winning penises and visits the town that banned plastic surgery.
Compilation of clips and stories about the strangest places people have had sex. Including footage from the Italian Penis Festival, Adriana Sklenarikova giving Antoine a foot massage and the world's first pornographic film set in outer space.
A nostalgic look back at the finest blondes ever to grace Eurotrash, including the blonde next in line to become arch-bishop of Canterbury and, of course, guest hostess Victoria Silvstedt.
Shocking and hilarious performance art. Including the world's least subtle body disposal technique. Plus Antoine nibbles on a blonde's buns and finds out why Greece is the word.
