Wearing her best beaded vintage gloves especially for the occasion, Tallulah concentrates on frying kale in an attempt to brighten up her heart chakra and discovers a love of hosting the cooking show in the process. Argentinean camera man Diego attempts to explain how the world has moved on from VHS tapes and the like.
Standing on one leg miming a fish, Tallulah prepares a colorful dinner while waxing lyrical about how eating a variety of color is the key to happiness in life. She's hit by the realization that she might well be the modern day Julia Child.
Tallulah attempts to grow her audience by appealing to the Spanish speakers of the world and discovers her sensual side as she squeezes tomatoes into a Spanish Tomato Salad. Diego accuses her of being racist.
Tallulah is tickled pink to see that she has a growing fanbase in Japan and decides to dedicate an episode to the Far East. Going so far as to dress up in neon in a (perhaps) misguided attempt to appeal to Japanese Fashionistas. Diego manages to get a step further towards uncovering who she sent the FedEx package to in France.
Tallulah has an on air breakdown while preparing a Pad Thai. Barely pulling herself together by channeling an eagle, not a chicken, she is ultimately successful with the recipe as she discovers that cooking can be therapeutic. Despite the fact that there isn't actually a Pad Thai to show for her efforts at the end of the day.
Having discovered that she literally saved a viewers life with her unconventional advice on how to pull yourself back from the brink during her breakdown with the Pad Thai, Tallulah develops a messiah complex literally believing that she might well be capable of saving the world one sandwich at a time. After all, how many people can say that they have actually saved a life?
On her mission to save the world, Tallulah invites Marge to co host, attempting to both appease her producer's request for a collaboration and, more importantly, to position herself as a contender for a Nobel peace prize. Needless to say a fragile woman on the brink wasn't what her producer had in mind.
As Tallulah attempts to show the viewers a recipe to inspire calm, her own zen is severely tested when Marge unexpectedly shows up. As Marge's star rises Tallulah is obliged to remind her that she wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for her. When Diego turns his flirtatious eye to the now glowing Marge, Tallulah is forced to ask "this hasn't suddenly become the Marge show has it?"
In an effort to find inner peace, Tallulah attempts to stew rhubarb with her eyes closed, going inwards. Unbeknownst to her, a mime from Burbank is mimicking her every move. Yet another desperate and misguided attempt by Holster to increase ratings.
Tallulah attempts to bring high art into the cooking show by wearing pearls and her best hat but finds herself pushed to the brink when her efforts are thwarted by a scantily clad cancan dancer. Possibly from Canada.
Determined to appeal to the high brow, cinema savvy audience, Tallulah gives a nod to the silent movie era as she prepares an authentic tomato soup sandwich recipe from the 1920s, in a melodramatic style, only to find herself upstaged by a cat.
Concerned for the left handed people of the world, Tallulah dedicates the entire episode to the plight of the left handed and makes a perfect banana sandwich using only her left hand.
Left high and dry by Fed Ex Man, Tallulah is forced into eating humble pie in an attempt to win Holster back. With the assistance of Marge, the cancan dancer and the wayward mime she has a lot riding on a simple poached egg.
Flying high on the possibility of having found romance with a twitter follower, Tallulah mindlessly chucks chopped up vegetables into a pita bread pocket as she talks, quite forgetting to give a recipe at all.