If Katie Price's self-importance was flammable and caught fire, it would be the Great Fire of London all over again. If her talent was flammable and caught fire, it would be like a damp banger going off. Peter Andre appears tonight - he's married to the damp banger.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fraser Steele | Writer | ||
| Shaun Pye | Writer | ||
| Jonathan Ross | Writer | ||
| Jim Pullin | Writer | ||
| Jools Holland | Guest Star | ||
| Peter Andre | Guest Star | ||
| Jake Gyllenhaal | Guest Star | ||
| Jordan Hames | Guest Star | ||
| Mick Thomas | Director |