Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym but he proves to be hopeless at sparring - until his opponent insults his politically-correct views.
After losing a game of Poker to Jimmy, McCool take on a series of humiliating jobs in order to repay the debt. Jimmy and Cheech use the Mountie’s debt to their advantage.
Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.
After a failed attempt to smuggle Canadian candy into the States, Jimmy winds up in a rodeo competition against McCool. Petey seeks Theresa’s advice to get girls.
Jimmy’s cousin Sammy from New York comes to live with them after the mob orders a hit on him, but the family’s witness protection is put in jeopardy.
After he causes Cookie to miss a concert that could reunite her with her sister, Jimmy is kicked out of the house and forced to live with Special Agent McCool.
After Jimmy has an out-of-body experience where he finds himself denied entry into heaven, he becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.
Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to search for Al Capone’s hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can’t see how hot she is.
Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker, but his newfound religious zeal drives everyone nuts and Jimmy is forced to reveal the truth about the girl.
Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business as a legitimate scam’, but when one of her predictions miraculously comes true, she believes she has ‘the gift’.
Jimmy opens Regina’s first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.
Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he’s actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called “Jinksy”
Jimmy and Cheech are forced to go to a cultural sensitivity seminar at an Indian reservation.
Jimmy goes broke, forcing the Falcone family to make sacrifices in the Season 2 premiere.
Theresa falls in love with a young Mennonite man.
Jimmy enrolls in night school in a bid to save his job.
Jimmy meets his long-lost father.
The Falcones have a special guest over for dinner.
Cookie gets a job at a Scottish restaurant.
Jimmy has an identity crisis when he is forced to give up his guns.
An opportunity arises for Jimmy to relocate back to America.
Jimmy offers criminal advice to a kid.
Jimmy discovers that someone is pretending to be Cheech Falcone.
Jimmy and Cookie face off in a ballroom-dancing contest.
Cookie feels threatened when Theresa creates a successful fashion accessory.
Jimmy becomes annoyed by his neighbors.
McCool takes the Falcones to Cuba on vacation. Jimmy hates it for being a ‘Communist hell-hole’, but cheers up when he discovers that killing Castro can get him ‘Super-Made' and land him back on top in New York.
Jimmy calls Cheech a ‘Bum', doing the worst thing one goodfella can do to another: telling him the truth about himself. Cheech decides to run for Mayor of Regina to prove he's not a bum.
When Cookie finds a photo album of Jimmy’s gumars (girlfriends) from the old life (Cheech’s fault), Jimmy takes her away for a romantic weekend and they wind up at a swinger's convention (again, Cheech’s fault).
Through a misunderstanding, Cookie starts to think Petey is gay. She does her best to support him, but is shocked when it turns out he's not gay, he's into LARP (Live Action Role Playing).
Jimmy's boss Toby makes him take anger management then invites Jimmy over for dinner to meet his horrible mother. Cheech starts dating Greta, but Jimmy thinks he’s only trying to steal a valuable statue she owns.
Jimmy convinces Regina Tourism to open a casino. He winds up being a big casino boss, but gets into a rivalry with Cookie when she gets hired to run the native casino. Petey gets accepted into the popular group at school.
Cookie enters Theresa in Regina's Got Talent to stick it to a rival mother who's son is a three-time winner. Theresa wants to do her own songs, but Cookie makes her do middle-of-the-road stuff to impress the judges.
Jimmy, Cheech, and McCool get hammered one night and awaken in Jimmy's old house in New York. They have to get out of New York but keep running into the mob. Petey finds an old picture of Cookie with a man who looks like him, who he thinks is his real dad.
When Cookie gets baby fever and wants another kid, Jimmy refuses to sleep with her. Problem is, he “feels the need” but can’t find a place to “empty the tanks”. Theresa, Gina, and Petey house-sit for one of McCool’s colleagues.
When Jimmy sees a seemingly compromising picture of McCool with Theresa (it’s totally innocent), he ruins McCool’s life and gets him kicked off the force. Petey’s iPhone app is stolen by Richard Wheatthin’s company.
Jimmy and Cheech become big CFL fans and invite the Saskatchewan Rough Riders over for a barbecue. The entire team gets food poisoning on the eve of the Grey Cup. Jimmy forms a team to play the Grey Cup in their place.
Jimmy and Petey go on a hunting trip and come home with a Sasquatch (Dave Foley). Jimmy learns how hard McCool's job is when he has to babysit the Bigfoot. Meanwhile, Cheech winds up as a seeing eye dog for a blind woman he's attracted to.
Jimmy’s aged great-grandmother from Italy is dying so McCool arranges for her to visit Regina. Jimmy and the family have to fool Nonna (Andrea Martin) into thinking they still in live in New York and are mafia bigshots.
Jimmy and Cheech help the premiere of Saskatchewan pass a controversial law that brands anti-oil pipeline protestors as terrorists. Problem is, Petey was protesting the pipeline and is now a wanted man. Jimmy has to go on the lam with Petey.
Jimmy’s new neighbor turns out to be a Quebec biker who’s also in witness protection. Jimmy is banned from associating with him, but then realizes his new pal is about to commit a heist. Jimmy has to stop the robbery… or join in.
Horse gets Jimmy and Cheech’s new racehorse pregnant so they sue McCool. In order to pay the boys back, McCool must track down his deadbeat dad, Staunch McCool. As McCool reconnects with his dad, Jimmy realizes the guy is a con-man who’s taking advantage.
Petey gets a summer job at the tourism bureau and lies about Regina history while running a bus tour. His lies prove so popular that Petey is promoted and becomes Jimmy’s boss. When Jimmy is disobedient at work, Petey fires him.
When Cookie discovers that Jimmy was engaged to someone else when he met her, but never mentioned it, she moves out. Now living on her own, Cookie finds a job as a bra-fitting consultant and proves to be a genius at the job.
In an effort to raise money to send Petey to an underwater science school, Jimmy sells a formula Cheech invented for spice neutralizer to Wheatthin. When the formula is stolen, the family must investigate the crime and find the culprit.
Carlo Gambini tracks the Falcones to Regina. He’s there to kill Cheech… or is he there just to see Gina again. Gina’s faced with a choice: side with the only boy she’s ever “like-liked” or save Uncle Cheech from certain death.
