All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Grilled Cheese Sammich

    • November 11, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Are you drunk and high and craving a grilled cheese sandwich? Ricky shows you how to make a perfect snack that doesn't taste like shit!

  • S01E02 How the Fuck to Deal with Ants

    • November 18, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Ricky gets you learnt on how to deal with those six-legged fuckfaces we call ants!

  • S01E03 More Cookin with Blow Torch

    • November 25, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Ricky learns you how to create a fucking feast using duct tape, tinfoil, and a blowtorch – essential tools for your kitchen!

  • S01E04 Fire

    • December 2, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Ricky has the help of a safety inspector (well, Bubbles) for this week's episode. And he's gonna fucking need it, because today's lesson is all about how to make fire!

  • S01E05 Xmas Gifts for Cheap, Part 1

    • December 22, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Merry fuckin' allmost Christmas! Don't waste your money on store-bought shit, join Ricky's masterclass on making your own awesome gifts for the holidays!

  • S01E06 Xmas Gifts for Cheap, Part 2 Deux B

    • December 23, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Ricky creates a candy treat for baby Mo, and some fancy gifts the ladies will love. He also learns us how to clean up the workshop!

  • S01E07 Bongs: How to Make the Fuckin Things

    • January 20, 2016
    • Swearnet

    Got no money, but wanna get extra high? Using simple fucking science, Ricky creates some awesome pipes from bottles, fruit, and pepperoni cocks!

  • S01E08 Heaty and Cooly

    • January 27, 2016
    • Swearnet

    It's cold as fuck outside, and you've got no money – how do you get heat for free? Ricky learns you how! He also shows you how to cool the fuck down!

  • S01E09 Siance

    • February 10, 2016
    • Swearnet

    Tired of being a deadbeat fuck-up of a dad? Join "Ricky the Siance Guy" for some awesome science experiments you can teach your kids and gramkids!

  • S01E10 Bird Feedies and Housies

    • February 17, 2016
    • Swearnet

    You gotta look after your birds! Ricky shows you how to make a stunning bird feeder using apples, power tools, and peanut butter. You're gonna need a lot of peanut butter.

  • S01E11 Explodey Stuff

    • March 10, 2016
    • Swearnet

    Ricky has a blast making home-made guns and shooting the shit outta shit! Warning: this is going to be a bit fucking dangerous.

  • S01E12 Saving Money on Baby Shit

    • March 31, 2016
    • Swearnet

    If you've got little mawfks of your own, you'll know that baby strollers, saucers, and jumpers are expensive as FUCK! Ricky shows you how to make your own 3-in-1 babysitter station for less than $10!

  • S01E13 How to Cook with No Kitchen

    • April 7, 2016
    • Swearnet

    You know how it is – you're craving roast chicken, taters, gravy, and fruit salad salad, but you've got no fucking kitchen. What the fuck to do? Time to Get Learnt with Ricky...

  • S01E14 How to Make Your Own Fucking Art

    • August 23, 2016
    • Swearnet

    Ricky got learnt on art while he was in jail, and now he’s going to get you learnt on the same fucking skills! Have a joint, a couple drinks, and get learnt on still-alives, lanscrapes, heads, and abstacts (otherwise known as EXTREME FUCKING PAINTING).

  • S01E15 Hallaween Prepears

    • October 27, 2016
    • Swearnet

    Halloween is the time of year when you should be drunk, high, and equal with everyone. But it’s also expensive as FUCK! Luckily, Ricky’s got you covered. Get learnt on pranks, pumpkins, foods, and costumes, all on a Sunnyvale budget!

  • S01E16 Merri Cristmas, Regalur Cristmas Can FUCK OFF EPi

    • December 22, 2016
    • Swearnet

    Ricky is drunk and stoned for the 21 Days of Christmas, and he’s getting you learnt on making the BEST Christmas gravy, orlaments, ginger bready houses, candles, wreets, and much more. Declorate the fun way and don’t waste fucking money!

Season 2

  • S02E01 Fuck You Traps

    • February 22, 2017
    • Swearnet

    Ricky had planned to do an episode about ovens but that all goes to shit when he discovers that someone has been fucking with his workshop. Now, he’s going to fuck with them!

  • S02E02 HaliDip

    • March 2, 2017
    • Swearnet

    After viewing the security footage of his booby traps in action, Ricky gets you learnt on how to make an amazing dip that features elements from Halifax’s late-night liquor snack extraordinaire: the donair.