The Bet: Who's the Best Bartender What's at Stake: Phil's $1500 vs. Antonio's $2000 Antonio and Phil get a crash course on shakers, strainers and pouring the perfect drink to see who's the best bartender for a bet of over $1500 of course. Sure they both feel good about Whiskey Sours and Cape Codders, but who's going to get the guy who has to order the White Lady? The guys also challenge a man on the street to a game of poker, attempt to hitchhike to a famous fountain in Santa Monica and play with a breathalyzer to see who can get closest to .08. Location: Sharkeez
The Bet: Who's the Better Poker Player What's at Stake: Phil's $3000 vs. Antonio's $3000 Sure the guys are great at poker, but can they dance? Well, no, but they can try, especially with money on the line. Antonio and Phil also make a bet on a police officer, see if they can guess the age a woman on the street lost her virginity and convince two women to play strip poker. Whoever's girl gets topless first loses, but then again, this sounds pretty win-win. Location: Las Vegas
The Bet: Who's the better Surfer What's at Stake: Phil's $5000 vs. Antonio's $5000 The boys are back and betting at the beach. They take on the waves to discover who the better surfer is for a meager $5000. Phil and Antonio also bet on who the better beggar is and also try their hand at scouting basketball and poker players. Location: Aqua Surf School
The Bet: Who's the best driver? What's at Stake: Phil's $5000 vs. Antonio's $5000 Phil and Antonio are channeling their NASCAR fantasies with dune buggies in the desert. With $5000 on the line the boys can't afford to go off the circuit track and crash....well maybe they can. They also try to use the restroom of some random homes and later make their biggest wager ever on a game of High Card. Location: Dune Buggies Location: Studio21tattoo.com
The Bet: Who's the better player? What's at Stake: Phil's $2500 vs. Antonio's $5000 Phil and Antonio put their roller derby skills to the test for a wager of $5000. After a few tough calls and falls the friends begin to wonder if the bruises are worth it. The guys also bet on their celebrity status when they test their autograph acquiring skills. Before the day is up they manage a few more bets on piggy back rides and playing with a bald guy. Location: Angel City Derby Girls - Antonio & Phil battle it out on the rink with these chicks
The Bet: Who's the Best Coach What's at Stake: Phil's $3000 vs. Antonio's $3000 Someone needs to tell Phil and Antonio that using kids as pawns is wrong. The guys become coaches for two childrens' basketball teams and bet on who the better leader is. Later they go back to their roots playing poker in a moving car and also get a chance to bet on a snow tube ride. After the fun, Antonio tries to get one of his fantasies filled when he bets on a girl on girl kiss. Location: Big Bear Lake - Antonio and Phil make some bets outside
The Bet: Who's a better shot? What's at Stake: Phil's $4000 vs. Antonio's $4000 Phil shoots Antonio and Antonio shoots Phil but no one is filing charges because it's all PAINT and it's all good. The boys bet on their paintball/marksmen skills and try to take each other down for $4000. They also find time to bet on guessing the number of sex partners a friend has had, making pizza and up the ante from the last episode by trying to get a girl on girl on girl kiss to happen. Location: NYC Paintball - Antonio & Phil shoot each other Location: Central Park - Antonio & Phil bet in the park Location: Totonno's Pizza - Antonio & Phil make Pizzas
The Bet: Who's the best jouster? What's at Stake: Phil's $6000 vs. Antonio's $6000 Lord Phillip takes on Don Antonio at Medieval Times to find out who the better Knight is. The guys later try to pull a "Winona" and attempt to temporarily borrow a mannequin from a department store. They also find themselves in an expensive game of heads up and test their psychic abilities at guessing the number of credit cards that passing strangers have. It must be nice... Location: Medeival Times - Phil & Antonio become Lord and Don, somewhere in New Jersey
The Bet: Who's more of a man? What's at Stake: $4000 It's a MOJO tug of war when Phil and Antonio square off at a Florida sperm bank to find out who's got the more loaded load. With criteria including volume, motility, viability and sperm count, this one's a toss up. Before the final verdict, the guys take their bets to the beach for a competitive sand burial contest and then face off in a wrestling match against Fathead the Alligator. Location: Native Village, Hollywood, Florida
The Bet: Who's the better model? What's at Stake: $4000 The guys become real live posers when they take on the high-fashion world of the Miami modeling biz. Phil and Antonio are judged on catwalk struts, photo poses and an all-crucial, tie-breaking round of Zoolander expressions. This time, the stakes are high—big bucks, plus the loser must make like a model, in mascara, lipstick, and eye shadow. Location: Miami, Florida
The Bet: Who's the better firefighter? What's at Stake: $2000 The Miami heat rises when the guys get in with the Miami-Dade Fire Department to run a few drills, get a few thrills and then compete to see who’s the fastest fire fighter. This time, the loser’s out five grand, but he also must take a power shower, with a blast from the fire hose. Before putting out fires, Phil and Antonio hit the hot South Florida seniors scene for a round of poker with the Abbey Delray Seniors Community's top card sharks. Location: Lincoln Road Pedestrian Mall, Miami, Florida
The Bet: Who is a better fighter pilot? What's at Stake: $5000 The guys get to live out their Top Gun fantasies in an airborne dogfight. Taking the highway to the danger zone, they’re paired up with professional fighter pilots in actual military aircrafts, for a battle to rule the sky. Before the showdown, there’s action on the ground, a highly competitive charades match, pitting Phil and his girlfriend, actress Jennifer Tilly against Antonio and a local mime. And a poker defeat becomes very painful when the loser gets his legs waxed. Location: Air Combat USA, Fullerton, CA
When Phil and Antonio take the stage in a singing/songwriting competition, complete with an authentic 80’s pop princess, legend of the mall Tiffany. After a series of amusement park-based bets, pitting them against the E Channel’s Joel McHale (host of “The Soup”), Phil and Antonio head to LA’s Cascade Studios for an afternoon of intensive lyric-writing, chord-composing and vocal-coaching. Later that night, the guys go tune to tune at a battle of the ballads. Location: Cascade Studios, Hollywood
Phil and Antonio go into the wilds of southeastern Tennessee, climbing, fishing, building fires and of course, placing bets in order to prove who’s the king of the woods. Phil vows to “crush the Persian princess,” at the ancient, primal art of ax throwing, but Antonio may be more of an outdoorsman than he assumes. At a final contest of skill and survivalism, the guys compete to see who can catch a fish first—besides giving up a grand, the loser must make like a fish and eat a worm. Location: Great Smokey Mountains, Tennesee
An injury, sustained while dueling with the grueling forces of nature, sidelines Phil, and The Unabomber is forced to take a backseat, or rather a wheelchair, for the duo’s remaining time in Tennessee wilds. Wheeling and dealing their way through the week’s improvised challenges puts Phil and Antonio on the wrong side of a Civil War re-enactment event. And, it’s a glimpse of hillbilly heaven for Antonio and line-producer Chris (Phil’s stand-in) when they battle it out at an authentic demolition derby. Location: Tennessee Slammers Bangers, Del Rio, TN
Our favorite pair of sinners touch down in Sin City to raise a little good-natured hell. With Phil back in action, it’s time for another motorized match-up—a trip to the Mario Andretti Racing School and a chance to square off in Formula One Race Cars. Before hitting the track, Phil and Antonio take on poker greats Howard “The Professor” Lederer and Eli “The Genius” Elezra in a series of bets, including one that tests the political IQ of a phone sex operator. Location: Mario Andretti Racing School, Las Vegas, NV
Phil and Antonio stick around Vegas for more fun on the strip…this time, with strippers. First, a bet to see who’s the sharper sleuth takes them on a mystery tour of the city, deciphering codes and clues on their way to solving a whodunit. After placing bets on the strip’s drunkest wanderers, the guys sit down to a round of Strip Wizards & Warlocks, rolling the dice while their well-endowed teammates peel off layer after layer, on the way to a magnificent and massive silicone finale. Location: Mystery Adventures, Las Vegas, NV
Main bet: Phil and Antonio see who is better at fencing.
Main bet: Phil and Antonio see who is a better radio host by spending a day on the air with Loveline.
