"Only blokes should propose." "If you're not groomed, you're doomed." "Fat tax for fat flyers." "'Baby on board' badges should be banned."
"One stroke and you're out." "You should be your kids' best friend." "If you're thick, you can't tick." "Modern men should man up."
"3 stone on...marriage off." "OAPs can do as they please." "Spot a camel toe, let them know." "Switch off social media, turn on your life."
"PDAs should be banned." "Cyclists should have number plates." "Men should earn more than women." "You should talk to the face, not the phone."
"Breastfeeding mums get sent home." "You should think before you judge the ink." "Euthanasia should be available on the NHS. "Relationship ends, stay friends."