It's your boy Thanos, famous rapper from the your local back alley selling mj to uni students. After being arrested for illegally producing Star Wars holiday special DVDs, Thanos planned his great revenge, to travel across the cosmos looking for magic beans. But hot on his tail was Chris Evans, the BBC radio breakfast host who shares the same name as the guy who played the human torch. As they searched each other and fought each other, they cornered each other on Pluto, with a microphone and a yellow oven mitt they had a dual which determined the future of all life. Who won? Who knows?