Asif brings Jen Kober and Gabriel Rutledge to the Westside Comedy Theater, Live! Jen shows Asif what was missing from his childhood; Their discussion includes New Orleans comedy and when it's OK to grab a woman's privates. Then, Savior-look-alike Gabriel Rutledge spreads the word of Chubby Jesus: His sermon includes pre-historic dating rituals, swingers, and advice for family porn night.