Crusaders, the lights are out! At least for Joey anyway. This week our besties are manifesting a big career and big money for Joey, as he needs his electricity and Netflix. Meanwhile, Snooki prepares for her upcoming surgery, breaking down all the self-care gadgetry from laxatives to body binders, to help keep herself comfortable, and hopefully, pain free. Keep the recommendations coming, crusaders. The duo doubles down on streaming channels everywhere, demanding that if we’re going to binge our shows, at least let’s be able to watch them every year. Who has time to wait two years for a new season? Our besties question what would social media have been like if millennials had them in our teenage years. One thing is for certain, we’d all end up in jail. As for millennials today, Myspace is apparently making a comeback! Are we ready for another round of “My Top 8”? The besties go even harder with old school quizzes from YM Magazine and BuzzFeed.