1. "President Johnson was my teacher in 6th grade … He once gave me a spanking." 2. "I won a cookie baking contest … The cookie weighs 2300 pounds." 3. Guest Jose Ferrer: The panel are shown onomatopoetic words from other languages and must guess what sounds they represent.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jose Ferrer | Guest Star |