Singing Bernie Walsh is the star of the first programme. Bernie is desperate to become a country and western star, and is travelling the country promoting her brand new, self-published CD called Friends in Hiaces. Featuring tracks such as Stand by Your Van, Bernie intends to do everything in her power to make it into the Irish charts. Whether it's colonic irrigation or making friends at the Meteor Awards, there is nothing Bernie won't do to make sure that Ireland recognises her musical talent.