Intro: Kelsey Has A Nightmare Opening Titles Bike Rider: Danger Moon Landing: Shuttle Alarm Dog Funeral Conference Call Confessional Swim Race: Jet Ski Where Do I Know You From? Victims of Pickpockets Extremist Sports Club Healing Reverend Suntan Oil: The Last Drop Greeting Card Salesman Building a Well Submarine: Broken Equipment Kayaking Problem Bike Rider: Winding Road Security Officer's Birthday Present Guess the Girlfriend's Name Bikini Presentation Beach Couple: Will You Marry Me? Submarine: Leaking Supermarket Cereal Kid Submarine: Periscope Suntan Oil: Slippery Couple Can I Have A Quickie? Adopted Child Birth Stone Swim Race: Medals Background Noise Bike Rider: Bump One Note Imaginary Friend Support Group Beach Couple: We're Having a Baby/End Credits Closing: Kelsey Has Another Nightmare
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| Ricky Gervais | Writer | ||
| Jim Tavaré | Writer | ||
| Ronni Ancona | Writer | ||
| Lee Mack | Writer | ||
| Silas Somonds | Writer | ||
| Neil Webster | Writer | ||
| Tim Vine | Writer | ||
| Alex Zane | Writer | ||
| Kaitlin Olson | Writer | ||
| Alan Francis | Writer | ||
| Matthew Hardy | Writer | ||
| Johnny Candon | Writer | ||
| John Archer (V) | Writer | ||
| Dave Thompson | Writer |