When Keren was pregnant with Landon, she always craved pickles. At home she always had a jar of pickles in the fridge ready to satisfy her craving. I was not allowed to touch them. One night, a few friends of mine came over to meet at my house so we could take one car and go get drinks. They were hungry so I told them to eat anything out of my fridge except for the pickles. I waited outside for the Uber to arrive. Once it came, my friends walked outside and we all got in the car. I sat in the front seat. I smelled something weird. It was the smell of pickles. I turned around and saw all of my friends with pickles on their napkins. I asked them why the heck are they eating those! They said that I told them not to eat anything in the fridge except the pickles. I was horrified. I turned to look at the house but 7 month pregnant messy hair bun Keren was already out the front door walking towards us. I got out of the car to explain but she smacked me so hard, I flew to our final destination at the bar. A few moments later my friends landed right next to me. I cried. My friends were crying. At least we didn't have to pay the Uber.