In high school when Keren and I first started dating, she always told me to cut my toe nails. I did but never down to the pink because when I was little, my mom cut my nail too far and I remember the pain. It hurt so bad. One day I invited Keren over to my house but fell asleep watching TV. I woke up to her holding my foot and cutting my toe nails. I got so startled, I accidentally kicked her in the face and she fell back on the floor. She didn't cry. Instead she stood up and gave me the look for the first time. Fellas you know this look. She smacked me so hard I fell back asleep and was late to school the next day. I keep my toe nails trimmed perfectly now.