When I was younger, I always took 30 second showers because I was scared of the boogeyman or a ghost coming to get my while I had my eyes closed. Maybe I watched too many scary movies as a kid but one time while I was showering my brother snuck in to scare me. This was when I was the biggest scaredy cat in the world. I had just put shampoo in my hair and was washing it out as quick as I could when my brother smacked the shower curtain pretending he was a monster. I screamed and fell out of the shower grabbing onto the curtain. I tried opening my eyes but the soap dripped down and it burned so bad I had to close them again. I ran out the bathroom buck naked with the shower curtain wrapped around me. I rubbed the soap off my face and opened my eyes. Unfortunately I was standing in the middle of the living room where my mom had guests over for dinner. It was going to be an awkward dinner. I cried. The shower curtain cried. My dinner cried too. I stopped showering after that so if we ever meet and I'm stink you'll know why.