Tonight on Last Stream, the Biannual Bisexual Biathlon is coming, the biggest event on New York City’s political calendar, except for St. Fat-Chick’s Day Parade of course, and as The Last Boys (Ben, Marcus, and Henry) finish their training together – bent over, exhausted, gasping, sore, rubbed raw, and dripping wet, they look up to see a man they don’t recognize scowling at them through an Andy Warhol haircut – The Owl (A.K.A. Mike Lazzo), and if they thought they had it rough before, wait until he’s done riding them.