Dave says Campaign 2000 is "largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time." During tonight's segment, however, Paul openly wishes that they would use his name as a clue on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Also, Alan gives tips for summer safety, which quickly morphs into an excuse to rip off his shirt and pour suntan lotion all over his body.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jerry Foley | Director |