The girls become guinea pigs in order to raise money to go to a cocktail party. Laverne is allowed to sleep for a few minutes at a time, and Shirley has to eat dirt.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jack Winter | Writer | ||
| Jack Lukes | Guest Star | ||
| Bob Basso | Guest Star | ||
| Kip Gilman | Guest Star | ||
| Paddi Edwards | Guest Star | ||
| Robert Cornthwaite | Guest Star | ||
| Harry Shearer | Guest Star | ||
| Richard Young | Guest Star | ||
| James Burrows | Director |