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All Seasons

Season 1

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Liquor Stories Commercial

    • December 5, 2014
    • Swearnet

    Check out Jim Lahey's new new series, Liquor Stories, coming to SwearNet December 2014.

  • SPECIAL 0x2 Liquor Stories - Pilot Episode

    • December 8, 2014
    • Swearnet

    Join Jim for a trip down Memory Lane with his good friend, the Liquor. This week, he introduces us to his beloved "Bim Jeam". Coupla drinks and a coupla takes – how hard can it be?

  • SPECIAL 0x3 Pilot Episode Second Attempt

    • December 15, 2014
    • Swearnet

    Telling Liquor Stories is hard to do, especially when you're drunk as fuck. Will Lahey be sober enough for the first episode? Find out 22 December!

  • S01E01 Bell's Blended Scotch Whisky

    • December 22, 2014
    • Swearnet

    Ding dingy ding ding! He stayed sober enough to complete the first full episode, but what's "sober" to Drunky the Clown? Watch Jim stumble through his tale about Bell's Blended Scotch whisky.

  • S01E02 Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon

    • December 29, 2014
    • Swearnet

    With the help of his good friend Jim Beam, James Lahey recalls his very first time – getting drunk as fuck!

  • S01E03 Famous Newfoundland Screech

    • February 24, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Is ye a screecher? Get ready to kiss the cod (but not with your cock) as Master of Ceremonies James Lahey performs a Newfoundland screech-in!

  • S01E04 Potter's Canadian Whisky

    • March 3, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Sit back, light a candle, put a nice lil' fire on, loosen up your underwear ... Lahey has a Liquor Story that will give you a little pinky bone!

  • S01E05 Italian Amaretto

    • May 1, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Jim Lahey pops open his liquor bunny and tells you everything you ever wanted to know – and didn't want to know – about his journey with amaretto!

  • S01E06 Vodka

    • May 7, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Wanna see a lil' Jim Lahey show? Today's Liquor Story explores the purest of all beverages – vodka. And it isn't long before Jim falls under its influence...

  • S01E07 Bol's Gold Liqueur

    • August 17, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Jim casts his expert liquor eye over Bols Gold Liqueur – biddly-bottled since 1575! He also tells us what happens when you mix ballroom dancing and LSD...

  • S01E08 Saki

    • August 24, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Jim spills his story about the "Chinese lady from Japan", but he's not allowed to take even one sippy-poo!

  • S01E09 Lionstone Whisky

    • September 8, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Doctor of Epissedemology, Jim Lahey, at your cervix! This week, he tells a shitty shaggy dog story that will have you weeping into your bourbon!

  • S01E10 Christian Brothers Brandy

    • November 16, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Jim Lahey extols the virtues of Christan Brothers Brandy – just don't drink it in church!

  • S01E11 Angostura Rum

    • November 23, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Lahey downs a famous rum from 'Trinibag & Tobagel' – and he's determined to get drunk as fuck before his performance tonight at the Blandford Recreation Centre!

  • S01E12 Christmas with Randy

    • December 24, 2015
    • Swearnet

    Spend Christmas Eve with Jim Lahey, Randy, and a coupla festive liquor stories. Made with love!

  • S01E13 Cognac

    • February 3, 2016
    • Swearnet

    Jim Lahey takes you back to 19th century Paris, and tells the story of a revolutionary liquor that got Napoleon's army drunk as fuck!

  • S01E14 Old St. Andrew's Scotch Whiskey

    • February 8, 2016
    • Swearnet

    Jim Lahey grabs his little white balls, and discusses the ancient sports of golf and getting shitfaced!

Season 2

  • S02E01 VAT 69

    • February 16, 2017
    • Swearnet

    Join James Lahey in a toast to a new season of Liquor Stories! Take a trip down memory lane to a hot summer’s day in New York CIty, and find out the fucked connection between Scottish men and VAT 69!

  • S02E02 Duchessa Chianti

    • February 27, 2017
    • Swearnet

    Lahey brings us back to a life-changing trip he took to Italy as a young man trying to find himself. He found himself alright, with a bottle of wine, running bulls, and more than one sexy Italian!

  • S02E03 Liquor Dreams

    • March 16, 2017
    • Swearnet

    Lahey had a liquor epissany while he slept. It was an idea so fucking mind-blowing that he had to bust into SwearNet studios in the middle of the night to share it with you shit weasels before he forgot it!

  • S02E04 Let the Liquor Do the Bowling

    • March 23, 2017
    • Swearnet

    Lahey leaves his liquor parlour to avenge an 20-year-old injustice. It’s back to the Sunnyvale Bowling Alley, where Lahey was once robbed of a trophy that he rightfully earned!

  • S02E05 Benedictine Brandy

    • May 9, 2017
    • Swearnet

    It has a foul smell and a foul taste, but Benedictine Brandy does the trick, and it allows Lahey to deliver an inspiring lecture on crossing the shit line. Remember, when you drink with the grain of the liquor, anything can happen!

  • S02E06 How to Be a Successful Alcoholic

    • May 23, 2017
    • Swearnet

    Join Jim Lahey on a trip down memory lane to his days as a Catholic altar boy, and learn about the trials and liquor tribulations of the young man who would become the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.