A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Elias Davis | Writer | ||
| David Pollock | Writer | ||
| Freddie Dawson | Guest Star | ||
| Karen Landry | Guest Star | ||
| Gwen Verdon | Guest Star | ||
| Amanda McBroom | Guest Star | ||
| Joshua Greenrock | Guest Star | ||
| Richard Molmar | Guest Star | ||
| Martin Ferrero | Guest Star | ||
| Gail Edwards | Guest Star | ||
| Brian Byers | Guest Star | ||
| Paul Tuerpe | Guest Star | ||
| Danny Dayton | Guest Star | ||
| Charles S. Dubin | Director |