Commercial parody for Apple's latest "iPod"-style product: the iPad for women on their periods; John Madden (Caliendo) questions the comedy stylings of Ellen DeGeneres (Parker); Fred Willard appears as a shady salesman trying to trick Mad TV cast members; a visually impaired martial arts sensei (Lee) prevents a Wild West prostitute (Parker) from being raped; Dorothy Lanier (Weir) hosts the Hurricane Katrina Disaster Telethon; a tape recorder records baby's first steps while the parents (Barinholtz, Parker) aren't looking; Ike Barinholtz introduces bizarre viral videos over the Internet in a new sketch called on/tHe/DoWnLoaD.