Open: Bobby & John Cena; "The Marine" Deleted Scenes; Dane Cook Stand-Up; Regional Champs: Dealz; Music Video: The Dixie Chicks "I Will Never Apologise"; Madea's Ladies Night; Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive; Restaurant Scene; Weekly News with Toby: Joseph "Pope Benedict XVI" Ratzinger [Animation]; Hooters; "Fame Becomes Me" with Martin Short; Calgona Performs
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Martin Short | Guest Star |