A lonely wife (Parker) sleeps with the Hamburger Helper Hand; deadpan sociopath Yvonne Criddle (Gaither) freely admits she threatened to kill a man (Key) for taking her parking spot; the Blind Kung Fu Master (Lee) meets his equally visually challenged nemesis (Caliendo); lesbians think that a new lover (McDonald) of their friend (Myrin) is actually a guy; Eugene Struthers (Key) interviews the cast of Ice Age: The Meltdown; an innocent conga line at a wedding turns into a never-ending chain of people; show writer Steven Cragg shows off his zombie band.