Maury Povich (McDonald) and Connie Chung (Lee) interview and confuse an Iraqi general (Key) and a stem cell research expert (Myrin) in an installment of Weekends with Maury and Connie; Nicole Parker shows pictures of herself as an awkward teen; Ike Barinholtz and Bobby Lee go clubhopping; Dr. Kylie Johnson (Weir) is sent to court for her dubious medical practices; technical gaffes and a hard-to-understand announcer plague the taping of a morning show; Candy (Parker) and Tyler Matsumoto (Lee) send their love to the troops in a song.