Tara Reid (Myrin) continues her cancelled reality show Taradise in Iraq; William Shatner (Caliendo) teaches his Boston Legal co-stars how to be Emmy-winning actors; the Jazzed for Crafts girls (Flanagan, Myrin) sell Popsicle stick art to a sleazy, white-trash man (McDonald); Marvin Tikvah (McDonald) searches for a star; on 24 with Bobby Lee, John Cena regrets spending the day with Lee.