Movie trailer for Memoirs of a Geisha derides the movie as being a Cinderella story with a Japanese prostitute; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) makes his Christmas requests to Santa; Sean Gidcomb (McDonald) retires and introduces his employees to his replacement (Neil Patrick Harris); on Inside Looking Out, the LaMantroses (Peele, Parker) sing "Kwanzmas Carols"; Denise (Flanagan) and Krista (Myrin) meet twin brothers (Caliendo, Caeti) while selling crafts at a rodeo.