While out on maneuvers with McHale and the 73 crew, Binghamton discovers what he thinks is The Fountain of Youth. But McHale and the boys know what really causes that youthful feeling in one who drinks from it, and must scheme to keep it a secret.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Andy White | Writer | ||
| Ted Knight | Guest Star | ||
| Hollingsworth Morse | Director |