Dan teaches Drew the subtle nuances of grenade handling, nanomachines, and talking to ladies.
Drew and Dan "orbit" around a president for QUITE SOME TIME before deciding to just blow it all up.
Say, have you guys ever talked to Meryl before? She's really interesting. I could talk to her for hours!
Remember when Dan said that Drew wouldn't have trouble with any other bosses?
Dude. Trust me. Put the controller on the floor. This is gonna be awesome.
Drew and Dan set their sights on a new boss.
They say the true measure of a man is how long they can mash a circle button.
Join Drew and Dan on the battlefield where love's blooming and helicopters are booming!
Love blooms on the battlefield again... for the last time! Probably!
Drew and Dan test their mettle in an ear pulling competition.
Drew goes toe-to-toe with his evil twin for the final showdown(s)!
Dan and Brad show Drew a glimpse of what could have been and what's yet to come.
Another Metal Gear?
Can love really bloom in a locker room? Drew and Dan will find a way.
Drew documents underpants and undercarriages, Dan comes prepared, and Kojima pulls a bait-and-switch.
Drew's Raiden impression needs work, Dan once found love in a bathroom stall, Kojima really likes Kurt Russell.
Now older and wiser, Drew and Dan head back to Strut F in search of Bs and nerds.
Scanlon gets his groove back, Dan's the worst employee, and we finally get a boss fight. Sorta.
Laugh and grow fat with Drew and Dan as they take on the mad bomber, Fatman.
Drew and Dan are on the hunt for a bum ticker, but flying drones and retinal scanners keep getting in their way.
Solid Scanlon, meet "Mr. President." Also, have fun with his vampire airplane.
Everyone and their girlfriend has something to tell us about what's going on with the twelve angry men.
We add to our own dark history by repeatedly ramming people into underwater mines.
The end of Metal Gear Solid 2 is in sight, but before that, we get to know Raiden inside... and out.
Everything old is new again. Will Drew face his past or La Li Lu Le Lose his mind?
Kept you waiting, huh?
Drew and Dan press R1 to see what's blooming on the battlefield.
It's one step back, two steps forward in this electrifying episode.
Drew and Dan apply some science to the sneaking mission.
We're still lost so let's just put on some stinky camo and get crocked.
Drew gets back to basics on the sneaking mission. This episode: what's the best camo to wear while wildly running around throwing grenades?
Is this the beginning of the end of The End?
Things are heating up! Can Drew and Dan keep their cool or will tempers flare? Should Jason be fired for all of the puns?
Drew and Dan pick up some guy in a bathroom, take him back to the locker room, and get him naked.
Remember all those guards Drew shot in the junk? They're back and looking to settle the score.
Drew and Dan shack up behind a waterfall for a quick snack and... Wait. What's that beeping noise?
Drew and Dan have a showdown with Shagohod.
What a thrill.
What do you say to one last showdown? At the risk of creating a time paradox, Drew and Dan fire up some more Metal Gear and get a (long) glimpse of things to come.
I hear this game has a pretty big install.
War may have changed, but Drew and Dan are just as sneaky as ever.
Drew and Dan suppress their nanomachines, buy some guns, and hang out with a coked up monkey.
Dan and Drew make fun of a little girl's cooking, an old friend asks what happened to our face, and a guy poops himself.
Before you sneak, you've gotta learn how to crawl.
With friends like a chain smoking monkey and a lecherous old man, who needs a psychological counselor?
Laugh with Drew and Dan as they find a cool cave and expose themselves to a lady to make her cry.
Drew and Dan have got mooing robots and an MGS on their ass. Time to get the monkey on the machine gun!
Drew and Dan meet Noir Snake, learn a lot about eggs, and watch a shirtless vampire lick things.
Drew and Dan meet their maker, some sneaky scarabs, and a legendary torso.
Hold onto your mamma! Drew and Dan race down city streets and try and shoot down a pissed off bird.
Drew and Dan settle in for an extended cutscene. For their patience, they are rewarded with a monkey.
Drew and Dan reminisce about key cards, murder hallways, and an iconic pee stain.
Fire up the dick lasers! Drew and Dan run an emotional gauntlet featuring lots of old friends.
Drew and Dan blast off into the final act to play with dolls, switch controller ports, and get their creep on.
This is it. The finale. Everything's finally going to make sense after watching this, right? War is butts.
Drew and Dan head down to Costa Rica to track the elusive quetzal. Or was it butterflies?
Just in time for The Phantom Pain, Solid Scanlon finally grasps the basics of CQC.
D has come to.
D-Drew and D-Dan are shacking up in Mother Base and get a puppy to keep them company.
Drew and Dan level up their boxes, bears, and bionics.
Drew and Dan leave no witnesses, find out where the bees sleep, and dish out some belly scratches.
Drew and Dan take a load off from all the sneaking, order a mojito, and make sure D-Horse is styling.
Drew and Dan try to take out a caravan, go on a road trip, and remember that Peace Day is coming up.
Drew and Dan have got some questions for an old friend, but get sidetracked by rainbows and a catchy tune.
Still hot on the trail of their old friend, Drew and Dan run into some Featured Mecha.
Oh, right! Completely forgot there was a Metal Gear in this game.
After all this sneaking, it's time to do some cool guy, action movie stuff.
Drew and Dan feel ashamed of their words and deeds.
You know when you've got a song stuck in your head and you just can't get rid of it? Quiet does. And now, so does Drew.
Drew and Dan set a trap for some parasites. That trap might include a lot of C-4 and inflatables.
You thought war was hell? Try listening to Dan talk about his various horrific medical procedures.
Who needs a Battle Gear when we've got Drew behind the wheel of a jeep and a tank?
Mother Base is under attack! Drew and Dan must protect their house! It's a race against time!
Never be game over with Drew and Dan as they discuss fashion, pale chubs, and squeaky voices.
The greatest soldier is the only man that can do some menu based detective work in order to save Mother Base.
Will the Wacky Walk help Drew and Dan elude these spooky snipers?
Drew and Dan hunker down and do some cool guy action stuff while waiting for the supernatural sandstorm to roll through.
Such a lust for revenge! Drew and Dan send some choppers to space and strap in for the jeep ride of their life.
Drew and Dan have a showdown with Sahelanthropus and now they can't stop talking about nukes.
Somebody's too big for their britches and better just wait until Snake gets home.
It wasn't Dan! It wasn't Drew! It was the Man on Fire! Or probably Huey.
We've got some questions for Quiet, but she's... you know... not talking.
Here's a balloon for ya, kid.
Until we get more yellow stuff, we've got to find out what an Ibis is and hunt it. Haven't seen DD in a while anyway.
Sequestered from the rest of humanity, Drew and Dan attempt the impossible: finish Metal Gear Solid V.
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The dynamic duo of Drew and Dan return and no spine is safe.
Who's a good robot puppy?
Go Raiden. Go Raiden. Go.
Drew and Dan audition for a new band.
Drew and Dan get ripped and do some good standing.
Make. Metal Gear. Anime. Again.
