TNT unveils it's new monthly all-night monster mash with The Reptile; Gorgo; The Mummy's Shroud; The Day Of The Triffids; and IT!.
Soylent Green (1973) – 8:00 PM; Crack in the World (1965) – 10:05 PM
Kingdom of the Spiders (1977) – 8:00 PM; The Vengeance of She (1968) – 10:05 PM
Ice Pirates (1984) – 8:00 PM; Demon Seed (1977) – 10:00 PM
Westworld (1973) – 8:00 PM; The Day of the Triffids (1962) – 10:00 PM; Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941) – 12:00 AM; The Prodigal (1955) – 2:25 AM
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964) – 8:00 PM; 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) – 10:20 PM; Around the World Under the Sea (1966) – 1:20 AM; Things to Come (1936) – 3:45 AM
The Outer Limits: The Galaxy Being – 8:00 PM; The Outer Limits: The Architects of Fear – 9:05 PM; The Outer Limits: Cold Hands, Warm Heart – 10:10 PM; The Outer Limits: The Sixth Finger – 11:15 PM; The Outer Limits: The Man Who Was Never Born – 12:20 AM; The Outer Limits: The Zanti Misfits – 1:25 AM; The Outer Limits: Tourist Attraction – 2:30 AM; The Outer Limits: The Mutant – 3:35 AM; The Outer Limits: The Hundred Days of the Dragon – 4:40 AM
Penn & Teller host MonsterVision's "TNT Salutes the Outer Limits I." A noble scheme goes horribly awry when a group of scientists plan an elaborate hoax designed to frighten and ultimately unite humankind.
Penn & Teller host MonsterVision's "TNT Salutes the Outer Limits I." A horribly mutated man from Earth's bleak future travels back in time in an attempt to alter the past and save mankind from its hideous fate.
Message from Space (1978) – 8:00 PM; They Came from Beyond Space (1967) – 10:15 PM; Invisible Invaders (1959) – 12:10 AM; The Creeping Unknown (1955) – 1:35 AM; Thunderbirds Are Go! (1966) – 3:30 AM
Fear No Evil (1981) – 8:00 PM; Deadly Blessing (1981) – 10:00 PM; The Legend of Lizzie Borden (1975) – 12:15 AM; Windows (1980) – 2:15 AM; Hit and Run (1957) – 4:15 AM
The Ice Pirates (1984) – 8:00 PM; The Green Slime (1969) – 10:00 PM; Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956) – 11:55 PM; 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957) – 1:45 AM; U.F.O. (1956) – 3:45 AM
Midnight Lace (1960) – 11:00 PM Picture Mommy Dead (1966) – 1:15 AM A Reflection of Fear (1972) – 3:15 AM
The Lost Continent (1968) – 8:00 PM; Mysterious Island (1961) – 10:00 PM; The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958) – 12:15 AM; The Time Machine (1960) – 2:15 AM; Jack the Giant Killer (1962) – 4:30 AM
During the Civil War a group of Union soldiers, a Confederate and a civilian escape the stockade using a hot-air balloon and end up on a strange Pacific island. Penn & Teller host.
Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970) – 8:00 PM; Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972) – 10:00 PM; The Satanic Rights of Dracula (1973) – 12:15 AM; Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires (1974) – 2:00 AM; The Vampire and the Ballerina (1960) – 4:00 AM;
The Creeping Flesh (1973) – 1:00 AM; Curse of the Faceless Man (1958) – 3:00 AM; Pharaoh’s Curse (1957) – 4:30 AM
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964) – 1:20 AM; The Man from Planet X (1951) – 3:40 AM
The Outer Limits: Soldier – 8:00 PM; The Outer Limits: I, Robot – 9:05 PM; The Outer Limits: Nightmare – 10:10 PM; The Outer Limits: Demon with a Glass Hand – 11:15 PM; The Outer Limits: The Bellero Shield – 12:20 AM; The Outer Limits: Cry of Silence – 1:25 AM; The Outer Limits: A Feasibility Study – 2:30 AM; The Outer Limits: Don’t Open till Doomsday – 3:35 AM; The Outer Limits: The Chameleon – 4:45 AM
Cat People (1942) – 2:45 AM; The Curse of the Cat People (1944) – 4:14 AM
Superbeast (1972) – 8:00 PM; The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958) – 10:00 PM; Frankenstein Created Woman (1967) – 12:00 AM; It! (1967) – 2:00 AM; Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961) – 4:00 AM
Superbeast (1972) – 8:00 PM; The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958) – 10:00 PM; Frankenstein Created Woman (1967) – 12:00 AM; It! (1967) – 2:00 AM; Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961) – 4:00 AM
Superbeast (1972) – 8:00 PM; The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958) – 10:00 PM; Frankenstein Created Woman (1967) – 12:00 AM; It! (1967) – 2:00 AM; Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961) – 4:00 AM
Superbeast (1972) – 8:00 PM; The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958) – 10:00 PM; Frankenstein Created Woman (1967) – 12:00 AM; It! (1967) – 2:00 AM; Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961) – 4:00 AM
Superbeast (1972) – 8:00 PM; The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958) – 10:00 PM; Frankenstein Created Woman (1967) – 12:00 AM; It! (1967) – 2:00 AM; Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961) – 4:00 AM
A stockbroker (Wings Hauser) is framed for murder apparently by his wife (Kathy Shower), ex-wife or lover (Linda Blair). (First feature: Caged Fury)
Co-hosted by: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Movie Macabre) When a mysterious corpse is accidentally dug up by a boy in a small town, a group of local teens starts acting very strangely. The adolescents, led by a girl named Angel (Linda Hayden), are convinced the corpse was once possessed. Hoping to get in touch with the devil through the body, the teens act out a series of demonic rituals that causes a stir among the townspeople. When word of the satanic activity spreads, certain parents start trying to lock up the kids behind the spooky stunts. (Second Feature: Posed for Murder)
Two guys (Erik Estrada, Richie Barathy) help a friend free her sister (Roxanna Michaels) from a white-slavery prison in Los Angeles. (Second feature: Bedroom Eyes 2)
Co-Hosted by Zacherley. A man is made insane by medical experiments and begins a murder and cannibalism spree. (First Feature: Killer!)
Part of the 5th Anniversary Special She-devil Lilith (Isa Anderson) orders a fashion-magazine editor (Karen Black) to put her picture on the cover.
Co-hosted by: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Movie Macabre) Someone's trying to kill a magazine model (Charlotte J. Helmkamp) who wants to be in the movie "Meat Cleavers from Mars." (First Feature: Blood on Satan's Claws)
An expedition to Infant Island discovers a native population and tiny twin fairy priestesses of the island's mythical deity. Named Mothra, she sets out to rescue her fairies after they are kidnapped by an exploitative businessman.
An embattled planet, which is on the edge of doom, sends an S.O.S. and an intergalactic team comes to its rescue.
The nations of the Earth unite in a common cause to fight off an invader from outer space.
When a narcotics deal goes sour and a suspect disappears, leaving only his clothes, Tokyo police question his wife and stake out the nightclub where she works. His disappearance stumps the police - until a young scientist appears who claims that H-Bomb tests in the Pacific, evidenced by a "ghost ship" that has turned up in the harbor, have created radioactive creatures - "H-Men" - who ooze like slime and dissolve anyone they touch.
A comedy following the exploits of three volunteer nurses, or 'candy stripers'. Marisa, who has been ordered to do volunteer work as a punishment for assaulting her teacher, falls for a young man who has been accused of knocking over a gas station, and does some investigating to try and clear his name. Sandy, on the other hand, has taken the job in order to be with her doctor boyfriend, but also takes up with a few of her handsomer patients as well before transferring to a sex clinic. Dianne, meanwhile, falls for a basketball player, whom she tries to talk into giving up drugs for good.
A young woman goes to New York in order to work as model but in the big city she finds a world she did not expect.
L.A.'s Chinatown is disrupted by the cross-town rivalry between two kickboxing clubs, as the competitive sport is catapulted from the ring of a gymnasium to a ring of fire.
Unicom is a powerful organization overseeing most of the world after its economic collapse. They have banned computers and robots in an attempt to insure "life, liberty, and the pursuit of economic stability". When a Unicom Synth robot infiltrates a southwest TV station and kills the manager, a revolutionary against the gestapo-like corporation, a lowly Unicom delivery man must help the rest of the station survive through the incoming "thermal storm".
An acid-scarred composer rises from the Paris sewers to boost his favorite opera understudy's career.
Mothra (1961) – 9:30 PM; Message from Space (1978) – 11:45 PM; Battle in Outer Space (1960) – 2:00 AM; The H-Man (1958) – 3:35 AM
King Kong Lives (1986) – 10:00 PM; Caveman (1981) – 12:15 AM; Trog (1970) – 2:15 AM; Logan’s Run: Crypt – 4:15 AM
During the Civil War a group of Union soldiers, a Confederate and a civilian escape the stockade using a hot-air balloon and end up on a strange Pacific island.
Evil aliens attack Earth and set their terrible "Plan 9" into action. As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth, the lives of the living are in danger.
A 400-foot (122-meter) dinosaur-like beast, awoken from undersea hibernation off the Japanese coast by atomic-bomb testing, attacks Tokyo.
Mothra's egg washes ashore and is claimed by greedy entrepreneurs who refuse to return it to her fairies. As Godzilla arises near Nagoya, the people of Infant Island must decide if they are willing to answer Japan's own pleas for help.
Aliens from Planet X request the use of Godzilla and Rodan to fight off King Ghidorah, but have a better use for the three monsters. (Part of the "End of Solar System Sale" marathon block. No host.)
A latchkey child living in the industrial city of Kawasaki confronts his loneliness through his escapist dreams of Monster Island and friendship with Minilla.
Attempts to salvage Mechagodzilla are thwarted, causing an INTERPOL investigation that uncovers the work of a shunned biologist and his daughter, who's life becomes entwined with the resurrected machine.
Joe Bob's MonsterVision de-butt. Michael Caine is a troubled cartoonist having a hard time dealing with his hand getting hacked off. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Bunch of British guys in trench coats running around London chasing anorexic astronaut who's mutating into a cactus, a monkey, and a rubber legged octopus all at once. Joe Bob gives it ★½
Bunch of John Carpenter's friends inside evil fog. Personally I don't think you can make fog that creepy, but watch it and see what you think. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Secret experiments are going on inside a jungle prison, and none of it makes a lick of sense. Filipino cinema at it's finest. Joe Bob gives it ★
George Romero's remake about seven people in Pennsylvania farm house trying to decide which is worse: fighting the flesh eating zombies, or each other. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
One of the strangest horror comedies ever made: Rory Calhoun sells home-made sausages and beef jerky out of his rundown motel, and it somehow leads to a chainsaw duel. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Cop of the future has to kill the evil sorcerer guy before he sucks everyone's life force and puts it in a crystal. Featuring a lot of freaky looking character actors. Joe Bob gives it ★½
70s sci-fi camp classic filmed in Dallas Apparel Mart about a future world where everyone who turns 30 has to die or become reincarnated as a newborn baby. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A wild west show in Mexico is on a search of prehistoric dinosaurs brought to life by Ray Harryhausen. No rating or drive-in totals.
The classic 1950s atomic mutation giant monster flick. When people first saw those monsters they run out of the theater. Just wait 'till you see Them! No rating or drive-in totals.
Kid sticks a robot brain in a body of a girl next door. Now he has to stop his new girlfriend monster from killing all the neighbors. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
High school cheerleader gets everything she wants in life , because she's a bitchy witch... until a new witch comes to town. No rating or drive-in totals.
Charlton Heston makes a terrifying discovery in this slow burn 70s sci-fi classic set in a future where only rich people can afford wives. No rating or drive-in totals.
The best exploitation documentary about a Bigfoot monster ever made around Fouke, Arkansas. No rating or drive-in totals.
Steroid monster android takes over a hospital and kidnaps president's daughter, so they unfreeze a criminal to save her. Kind of Die Hard and Frankenstein mixed together. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Some WW2 soldiers are searching for nazis behind enemy lines, but end up encountering those rally weird aliens from outer space instead. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Teens go into the woods, and they don't come out of the woods, because they get butchered for having too much sex. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The first film that actually stars Jason. The story picks right up with the same girl when the last one left off. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Stephen King and Tobe Hooper together at last, making a slow burn hunted house mini series about small town New England vampires. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
What if you slept with a guy and then found out he was H.G. Wells who traveled to your 70s San Francisco apartment in a time machine to catch Jack the Ripper? Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Time traveler from the future teams up with XX century college professor to stop gun slinging cowboy Klaus Kinski in the Wild West. No star rating.
Poor Man's Conan the Barbarian communes with animals while an enormous amount of people die grizzly, horrible deaths. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The cheesier direct to video sequel that recasts the animals and transports them and the Beastmaster to 90s Los Angeles. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Health department inspector Donald Sutherland finds out that people are being copied and turned into vegetable zombies. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A 747 takes off with only ten passengers (that's all the budget allowed) and suddenly some ancient druid spirits start causing trouble in the cargo hold. Joe Bob gives it ★
Kirk is now an admiral in basically one long Star Trek TV episode with a lot of slow shots of the spaceship, slow shots of outer space, and slow shots of the star field. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
The sequel that replaces Michael Myers with an evil company marketing Halloween masks to children all over America. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Suburban family rents a big ole' summer house with an old lady living in the attic and really strange stuff happening all over. A traditional haunted house flick, but with a big budget. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
1996 Halloween Special begins. Tobe Hooper's horror classic about a girl who watches too much TV. Featuring California homeowners' biggest nightmare: roadie zombies in the pool clogging up the filter. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
1996 Halloween Special, part 2. Poltergeist monsters are back, but a cool Indian is camped out in the back yard trying to protect the family from those evil TV set spirits. Joe Bob gives it ★★
1996 Halloween Special, part 3. The poltergeists are back again, despite moving the little girl to a Chicago high rise and losing most of the original cast. Joe Bob gives it ★
The Dino De Laurentiis remake with Jessica Lange and the World Trade Center. When monkey dies, everybody cries. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Based on true story of maniac rabbits that eat people in Australia. Janet Leigh hasn't experienced such levels of terror since Psycho. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Not the British existential one, but the Italian most dangerous game one where a telepathic mutant recruits a post holocaust TV game show warrior to lead her band of mutants to safety. No star rating.
Cynthia Rothrock and Bela Lugosi lookalike investigate a serial killer Bolo Yeung who's knocking off all the martial arts champions in New York's Chinatown. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
One of the most vile movies ever shown on MonsterVision where John Rhys-Davies investigates a four hundred year old zombie woman, that's actually two women. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Robert Ginty rides a high-tech motorcycle into a post nuclear zombie nation ruled by Donald Pleasence to rescue Persis Khambatta. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Mischievous monsters take over a Norman Rockwell-looking town and harass a bunch of character actors. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
25th anniversary salute to Billy Jack with Tom Laughlin joining over the phone. Ex-Green Beret hapkido expert saves wild horses from being slaughtered for dog food and helps protect a desert "freedom school" for runaways. No rating or drive-in totals.
Red Sonja is leader of tribe of amazons who are riding in search of evil Queen Gedren, so they can avenge the death of 20 virgins who got tossed into a pit of boiling grease. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
This documentary puts forth the theory that UFOs are actually beings from another dimension, and reviews past incidents of UFO sightings in support of that theory.
After moving to a new town, two brothers discover that the area is a haven for vampires.
An idyllic summer turns into a nightmare of unspeakable terror for yet another group of naive counselors. Ignoring Camp Crystal Lake's bloody legacy, one by one they fall victim to the maniacal Jason who stalks them at every turn.
Joe Bob's 1996 Christmas Message. Yuppie musical take on 1960 Roger Corman flick where a bloodthirsty plant from outer space becomes the top show sensation in NYC. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Remember how good the first one was? Well, that's about how bad this sequel is... but it has an elephant as a major plot point. Joe Bob gives it ★
Vampire Vincent Price takes a famous British horror writer to a secret monster club where they tell anthology stories with musical interludes. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Roman Polanski's vaudeville vampire satire that wasn't shown on TV for about twenty years because Sharon Tate and the Manson murders. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
One of the greatest insect horror flicks ever made. Geena Davis watches as Jeff Goldblum mutates into a slime gloopola special effects monster. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
One of the worst insect horror flicks ever made. Killer bees invade Texas. Hoped to be the next great disaster flick, but ended as a disaster at the box office. Joe Bob gives it ★
Six year old kid gets a talking doll for his birthday and finds out it's possessed by the soul of a psycho devil worshiping murderer. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Christmas Story kid, his mother, and her new cowboy boyfriend run into a local geekozoid psycho serial killer on their Death Valley road trip. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
The movie that made Sissy Spacek one of the most famous supernatural psycho killers in horror movie history, and dealt with tampons and pads in an adult manner. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Vincent Price kills off London theater critics by reenacting death scenes from famous Shakespearean plays. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Live from New Orleans Superdome. Submarine crew pokes around underwater for two solid hours trying to rescue scientists who are being attacked by giant colorful pet store fishies. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Live from New Orleans Superdome. Same story as Jaws, but with volcano instead of a shark: resort threatened, big cheese won't do anything, only one man cares about getting people out, and this time it's Paul Newman. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Superbowl Marathon begins. Gregory Peck replaces a dead baby and pretty soon the rugrat bashes babysitters' heads and stares people down to suicide. One of the best devil baby pictures ever made. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Superbowl Marathon, part 2. Jason Patric discovers the fun of vampire life after drinking blood with Kiefer Sutherland in a cave underneath a hotel. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Superbowl Marathon, part 3. Wes Craven's breakfast club version of Bride of Frankenstein: kid sticks a robot brain into Kristy Swanson's body and tries to stop her from killing. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Superbowl Marathon, part 4. Another gruesome high school story. A cheerleader gets everything she wants with her witch powers... until a new witch comes to town. No rating or drive-in totals.
Another showing of the movie that introduced Damien to the movie going public. One of the best devil baby pictures ever made. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Giant juvenile delinquents and giant dancing ducks run amok after eating Ron Howard's growth formula. Joe Bob gives it ★★
British dragon slaying flick with great special effects, great dragons and great torch bearing villagers, but it can be a bit of a yawner. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½, ★★½ if you're not into spit-slingin' English accents.
Billy Jack with a PBS twist. Kung-fu samurai gun fighter Tom Laughlin defends early California Indians against evil hacienda owners. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Farrah Fawcett's so sexy that a robot wants to have sex with her in this early sleazeball period Harvey Kitel sci-fi flick. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Women in chains are being sold into white slavery by drug crazed lesbians in the kinky sequel that’s tame enough to be shown on basic cable. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Couple of scientists turn on a giant tuning fork and wait for the vibes to enlarge their sex gland, but it also attracts invisible face eating snake fish. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The first blaxploitation flick. A suave detective takes on mafia, Harlem heroin ring, Malcolm X revolutionary army, NYPD and some backup singers. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Don "the Dragon" Wilson whoops big 'ol bold headed cyborg steroid monsters to stop a corrupt senator of future LA. Great explosions with plenty of kung-fu. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
The greatest boot camp flick ever made where an old school marine drill sergeant tries to whip a free love hippie into shape. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The feel good time travel hit of 1985 about what would happen if you turned a DeLorean into a time machine and went back 30 years to get involved in your parents' love life. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Back by popular demand: the thrilling documentary about the Sasquatch monster of southern Arkansas and the Fouke folk who search for him. No rating or drive-in totals.
The Catholic priest horror classic where Linda Blair paints the room pea soup green. Just in time for Easter. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The French philosophy inspired sequel where they search for evil inside Linda Blair's subconsciousness with a brain electron mind meld machine. Joe Bob gives it ★★
The unburied dead return to life and seek human victims.
Wife gets out of loony bin, has an alien encounter, finds her husband in a bar with a floozy and grows to a giant size. Cult classic mostly because of the title. Joe Bob gives it ★★, ★★★ for camp value.
A doctor figures our how to keep a brain alive outside of body, but didn't expect the brain to have an attitude. Nancy Reagan is also here. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Arnold leads a squad of mercenaries deep into South American jungle only to find that the enemy is an outer space alien who enjoys eating soldiers. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Girl lures the class nerd into a shower and gets him undressed for an April Fools' prank. Ten years later the nerd still remembers it. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
TV news reporter accidentally rescues a bionic dog from a research lab without knowing that if the dog doesn't get his meds he turns into a super strength psycho dog. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A cross between Means Streets, West Side Story and Mad Monkey Kung Fu, where an Italian disco kid falls in love with a Chinese disco gal and we get Romeo and Juliet as imagined by Joe Pesci. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Mel Gibson defends a town from evil banditos in the flick that started the trend of post holocaust barbarians with vehicles and automatic weapons. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
An ex-con, a slutty waitress and a comic relief gangster teach bunch of dogs to rob banks in the 1970s. It's better than watching celery welt. Joe Bob gives it ★
The story of a heavily disfigured Victorian side-show freak rescued by Anthony Hopkins. Filmed in black and white. Eight Academy Awards. How did we get a movie this good on this show? Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Bimbos and beefcakes are tying and knocking each other out while Sandahl Bergman is on a quest to establish herself as the first goddess of the post-apocalyptic America. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
The cult flick that made cannibalism in this country what it is today. Featuring dueling chainsaws and a man wearing a pig head. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Back by popular demand: the dystopian future flick where poor cop Charlton Heston makes a terrible discovery about a food product. No rating or drive-in totals.
Why are we showing this again? The sequel that replaces Donald Pleasence, Jamie Lee Curtis and Michael Myers with an evil mask manufacturer plot. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Outer space towing ship gets invaded by a mutant monster and character actors get eaten head first. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Unkillable outer space creature accidentally gets on a space ship and starts eating the crew one by one. Sounds familiar? Joe Bob gives it ★★
In the Australian outback a vicious wild boar kills and causes havoc to a small community.
Non stop action as teensy weensy identical twin fairy women bring a giant moth to fight Godzilla and save thousands of shrieking Japanese extras. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Toho studios take Godzilla to outer space and throw in every monster they've got along with a token American actor and a goofball plot. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
A young boy daydreams of being Godzilla's friend, going to monster island and watching a monster free for all. No rating or drive-in totals.
Barry Bostwick in a golden Lycra jumpsuit, Persis Khambatta, and a hi-tec bike with video game weapons are a part of an elite secret fighting force in this excuse to jump some cars and blow stuff up. Joe Bob gives it ★½
Another Mad Max rip-off and another hi-tec bike flick starring Persis Khambatta. Featuring plenty of motor vehicle chases, crashes, burns, and Donald Pleasence. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Astronaut Mark Hamill goes back in time to a 1992 farm where he needs to figure out how to save the world from being destroyed by aliens in thirty years. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Jackie Chan & Danny Aiello are New York cops who get sent to Hong Kong to rescue a beautiful woman. Non stop action and zaniness ensues. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis, and amazing slime gloopola special effects star in a romantic cautionary tale about the importance of scientific safety procedures. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
All kinds of themed gangs are chasing the Warriors all over New York City and we get to track their progress on a subway map. Lots of great campy 70s stuff in this one. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Probably the best giant mutant mosquito movie ever made despite having way too much plot getting in the way of the story. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Robert Urich and JoBeth Williams are falling in love while trying to figure out the source of surgical cattle mutilations in the highlands of Colorado. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Another Larry Cohen killer baby flick, but this time we get unruly five year olds with really sharp teeth marauding through the tropical foliage. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Made for TV sequel where Adrian the devil child grows up, becomes a rock star and doesn't live up to the Satan worshiping committee's expectations. Joe Bob gives it ★★¼
The great prehistoric love story between a caveman hunk and blonde sacrifice that's either a camp classic or a masterpiece of stop-motion animation. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
George Lucas' multimillion dollar flop about alien duck who lands in Cleveland and ruins Lea Thompson's career. No rating or drive-in totals.
Suburban kids open up a leftover can of secret zombie gas, it seeps into a cemetery and we get zombies demanding brain salad. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
The George Romero and Tom Savini color remake of the flick regarded by the Drive-In going public as the greatest movie ever made. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The TNT version of the classic Mary Shelley novel that didn't get as much recognition as the big budget one, but is actually quite good. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Jerry Lewis' weird comedic take on Jekyll and Hyde where a nerdy professor turns into one jazz swinging dude at night. No rating or drive-in totals.
An executed serial killer returns as some kind of nursery rhyme spewing sand creature in an attempt to create the next Freddy Krueger monster franchise. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Remember how the first time traveling WW2 flick in this series didn't make much sense? Well, they expanded on that in the sequel! Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Sigourney Weaver crashes on a religious prison planet and soon dead bodies that start popping up. Seems the gooey head chomping creature hitched a ride with her. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Jane Fonda is a wacky space traveler in shiny black leather and go-go boots on a quest to find a scientist named Duran Duran. Joe Bob gives it ★★ (★★★ for camp value)
Patrick Swayze's kinder, gentler Road Warrior where a kung-fu desert nomad befriends a young widow and her son and fights the guy wanting to take their water. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Wes Craven's flick actually filmed in Haiti where a Harvard guy goes to learn about Voodoo, but gets a practical first hand experience of it instead. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Ultra low budget rip-off of Gremlins featuring satanic chanting, toilet humor, laser eye special effects and the actress who played ET. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
One of the greatest horror flicks ever made that had numerous scholarly articles written about it, yet that nobody can agree what the birds represent. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
A family signs a lease without asking if there are fungus based midget monsters in the laundry room, and now we have condo vegi-matic and Sunny Bono turned into a salad! Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Low budget comedy take on the Terminator where space cop Tim Thomerson teams up with Helen Hunt to stop a time traveling villain from screwing up the future. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Psycho devil worshiping murderer Brad Dourif brings himself back to life inside Chucky the Doll that a single mother buys for her kid's birthday. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The Tall Man is back to his old tricks: bringing corpses back to life in the form of killer midget monks. Doesn't make a lick of sense, but we like it anyway. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
John Carpenter blends comedy, martial arts, adventure, horror, Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, and hopping vampires into a single flick with some of the best kung-fu ever shown. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The most expensive direct to video film ever made that's just two solid hours of a tough police detective Whoopi Goldberg talking to a guy in a rubber dinosaur suit. No rating or drive-in totals.
Freddy goes after the actors and crew of original film. It's one of those "where does the reality end and the film begins?" flicks. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Michael Myers follows Jamie Lee Curtis to the hospital in the sequel that begins on the exact same day the original ended. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Conan leads a ragtag group of adventurers on a quest for a princess.
Hercules has grown tired of his life on Mount Olympus, and wishes to visit Earth. His father Zeus forbids such a voyage, but a misdirected thunderbolt sends Hercules tumbling down the mountain and into New York City, where he's befriended by Pretzie, who runs a pretzel cart in the park. As Hercules tries to make his way in the big city with Pretzie's help, he runs afoul of a crooked wrestling promoter, gets mixed up with gangsters, rides his chariot through Times Square, descends into Hell, and dines at the Automat. Just as Hercules is getting used to life on Earth, his angry father decides it's time the boy came home, and Zeus sends Nemesis and a handful of other gods to retrieve him.
Something's not right about the first mission to Mars, so Elliott Gould investigates Hal Holbrook and his NASA astronauts. Featuring thespian exploits of O.J. Simpson. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A novelist's wife and son see him changed by an apparent encounter with aliens in the mountains.
While hiding from bullies in his school's attic, a young boy discovers the extraordinary land of Fantasia, through a magical book called The Neverending Story. The book tells the tale of Atreyu, a young warrior who, with the help of a luck dragon named Falkor, must save Fantasia from the destruction of The Nothing.
The finest geriatric outer space revival movie of 1985 following the lives of the residents of a Florida rest home. No rating or drive-in totals.
Middle aged Rock Hudson changes his whole identity and starts a new life in a movie that will keep you off balance. No rating or drive-in totals.
After being mortally wounded and taken to the morgue, murderer Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives and embarks on a killing spree as he makes his way back to his home at Camp Crystal Lake.
In a soon to be demolished block of apartments, the residents resist the criminal methods used to force them to leave so a greedy tycoon can build his new skyscraper. When tiny mechanical aliens land for a recharge, they decide to stay and help out.
A young inductee into the military is given the task of looking after some chimpanzees used in the mysterious 'Project X'. Getting to know the chimps fairly well, he begins to suspect there is more to the secret project than he is being told.
A yuppie couple buys a remote country home unaware of the local feral cat problem. They soon find themselves terrorized by the horde of viscous and bloodthirsty... cats. Joe Bob gives it ★★
The growing pains of a teenage boy born from an unholy union between his mother and a swamp beast send him into the murky deep to find his father. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Coney Island gang gets blamed for murder during an all-gang meeting. Before you know it, the cops and every gangbanger in New York is after the Warriors! Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Legend says that the sacred crystal is the source for all life and was created at the beginning of time. Kyla has sought the crystal to use its powers for himself and he takes the crystal after smashing the defenders on the Planet Sintaria. But there is another identical crystal on Earth and Ladera heads there to get it before the evil Kyla. She finds that Jed has taken the crystal from is hiding place, but Victor and his inexhaustible hit men want it for money they gave to Jed. Ladera easily handles the weak earthlings and saves Jed, but Kyla is also after the crystal. Jed and Ladera must find the crystal before Kyla, the clueless cops or the dimwitted villains.
An Israeli anti-terrorist agent must stop a disgruntled Vietnam vet cooperating in a Black September PLO plot to commit a terrorist attack at the Super Bowl.
An ordinary high school student discovers that his family has an unusual pedigree when he finds himself turning into a werewolf. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Jeff Goldblum gets into a teleporter without a proper sanitation check, and it leads to one of the best Drive-In make-up effects in history. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Inspired by the E.C. comics of the 1950s, George A. Romero and Stephen King bring five tales of terror to the screen.
The lost city of Kuma is ruled by the cruel, arrogant, beautiful queen, Ayesha, gifted with eternal life. She lures Leo Vincey into her world, seeing in him the reincarnation of the lover she long ago murdered in a fit of violent jealousy. Against all advice Leo is determined to stay and Ayesha persuades him to bathe in the flame of eternal youth... with disastrous consequences.
A flighty teenage girl learns that she is her generation's destined battler of vampires.
Hotheaded laborer B.J. Hammer can't go long without ending up in a fight, and, after he comes out on top in a particularly impressive workplace scuffle, word of his brawling skills makes its way to Davis, a top boxing manager. Hammer is hired by Davis and begins a lucrative career in the ring, only to find out that his new employer wants him to throw a fight and take part in other illicit activities. Hammer reacts to this news violently, and the feud is on.
Another suburban woman is about to give birth to a mutant monster as an epidemic of monster babies sweeps across America. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
A kindhearted judge lets the mutant babies live out their lives on a secluded island, and now we get unruly 5 year olds with sharp teeth marauding through the tropical foliage. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
A group of kids goes treasure hunting, faces gangsters, puzzles and monsters, all to save their homes from an evil land developer. Joe Bob gives it ★
Mischievous monsters take over a Norman Rockwell-looking town and harass a bunch of character actors. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
A boy and his grandpa go on a VIP tour of a local factory where they're met with song, whimsy... and terror. Intermission segments feature a call with the director Mel Stewart.
Originally a gritty two-part TV mini series telling a true story of the the life behind the cold grey walls of "The Rock". Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Red Sonja is leader of tribe of amazons who are riding in search of evil Queen Gedren, so they can avenge the death of 20 virgins who got tossed into a pit of boiling grease. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Alec Baldwin and Meg Ryan struggle to come to terms with their relationship. Hang in there, get past the sappy love story part and it it will get pretty interesting, pretty fast. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A young couple moves into an infamous New York apartment building. Soon, the woman suspects her neighbors have sinister plans for her pregnancy. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★, a horror classic.
Gene Rodenberry's failed Star Trek follow-up. A NASA scientist wakes in New Mexico of the future after spending 150 years in suspended animation. Joe Bob gives it ★
Christopher Walken comes out of a coma with the ability to see the future and tries to stop a disaster from happening in this Stephen King adaptation. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
When an evil Warlock tries to unleash Satan upon this earth, a suburban Druid order calls upon two California teens to find the runestones to stop him. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Raymond Burr and around 3000 Japanese extras are pitted against a 12-story lizard with bad breath awoken from undersea hibernation by atom bomb testing. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Japan is under attack from two monsters in this classic battle between a rampaging Godzilla and a colossal moth unwittingly hatched by greedy tycoons. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Another Hammer dinosaur flick without a single line of English dialog filled with drop dead gorgeous cave women wearing only two strips of fuzzy dental floss. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
An African Explorer gets sucked into a time-space vortex thingamajiggy and ends up in a rhino worshiping cave women civilization. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Top secret government agency kidnaps young people with psychokinetic powers and trains them as secret weapons. Now they're after Kirk Douglas' son. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Sex crazed drug-head space pirate tries to steal Farrah Fawcett away from Kirk Douglas by programming a cyborg to take over their brains. Joe Bob gives it ★★
A young boy living in typical middle class 50s suburbia is becoming concerned about his parents' fondness for "mystery meat." Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Kristy Swanson is a 10th century Bavarian peasant girl frozen by sorcerer's spell who returns as a 1991 department store window display. Joe Bob gives it ★½... ★★½ if you're already drunk.
Tall Man is back with three silver balls and a full levitating hand. It's up to a recent mental patient Mike and his friend Reggie to end his macabre practices. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
A mutant insect teenager is compelled to return to the place he was conceived. Soon dead bodies start piling up as his parents struggle to understand what's happening. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
A sensitive story of a death duel between a killer whale and a careless man who killed the whale's wife. Featuring multiple character actor chompings. Joe Bob gives it ★★
A government scientist's quest to build the ultimate fighter plane leads to a time-tripping nightmare in Nazi Germany. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Week 1 of Joe Bob's summer school: Physics. The feel good time travel hit of 1985 about what would happen if you turned a DeLorean into a time machine and went back 30 years to get involved in your parents' love life. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Week 1 of Joe Bob's summer school: Physics. Jack the Ripper jumps into H.G Wells' time machine and zaps himself to 70s San Francisco. H.G. Wells follows. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Week 2 of Joe Bob's summer school: Animal Rights with a guest ferret expert. A sword & sorcery story of Dar who, with the help of his ferret sidekicks, combats the schemes of The Sorceress and Balcifer, Lord of Darkness. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Week 2 of Joe Bob's summer school: Animal Rights with a guest pet psychic. Beastmatster Dar and his animal companions time warp to 1990s Los Angeles to stop his evil brother from stealing a devastating weapon. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Week 2 of Joe Bob's summer school: Animal Rights. Beastmaster is back in barbarian times where he's battling a sorcerer planning to revive a demonic god with a sacred jewel. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Week 3 of Joe Bob's summer school: Philosophy with director Wes Craven Fantasy and reality meet as the horrific Freddy Krueger steps out of Elm St. and into the real-life of the actress who played his killer in the original. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Week 3 of Joe Bob's summer school: Philosophy with director Wes Craven. A Harvard guy goes down to Haiti to find the formula for turning people into zombies, but the secret police gives him more than he bargained for. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Week 4 of Joe Bob's summer school: Black Studies with guest lecturer Ice-T. Ice-T plays a homeless man hired as a hunting guide only to find that his employers hunt humans for sport. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Week 4 of Joe Bob's summer school: Black Studies with guest lecturer Ice-T. Secret agent and karate babe Cleopatra Jones tries to rescue her boyfriend from a drug-queen pervert known as Mommy.
Week 5 of Joe Bob's summer school: Driver's Ed. The best science fiction car crash revenge ghost comedy of 1986. Staring Charlie Sheen, Nick Cassavetes, and a black Dodge Turbo Interceptor. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Week 5 of Joe Bob's summer school: Driver's Ed. Diabolical exhaust belching big-rig goes head to head with a befuddled Dennis Weaver on the highways of California. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Week 6 of Joe Bob's summer school: Phys Ed with guest lecturer Roddy Piper. Rowdy Roddy Piper finds sunglasses that allow him to see the truth: a cabal of outer-space ghouls is controling the world with subliminal messages. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Week 6 of Joe Bob's summer school: Phys Ed with guest lecturer Roddy Piper. Rowdy Roddy Piper and Sonny Chiba battle an army of ancient Mayan steroid monster zombie kung-fu killers in a Caribbean jungle. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Week 7 of Joe Bob's summer school: Sex Ed with author Nancy Friday. A seductive teen befriends an introverted high school student and schemes her way into the lives of her wealthy family. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Week 7 of Joe Bob's summer school: Sex Ed. A naive art student from Michigan finds Ivy's diary and decides to be just like her. See-through top and all. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Week 8 of Joe Bob's summer school: ROTC with col. David Hackworth After half of class of '84 gets sprayed with semi-automatic fire by invading communists, a group of teens heads to the mountains to become guerrilla fighters. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Week 8 of Joe Bob's summer school: ROTC with col. David Hackworth An underachiever is on the run after mistakenly hacking into US defense system and almost causing World War III playing Global Thermonuclear War. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Week 9 of Joe Bob's summer school: Acne with Dr. Vail Reese. Local sheriff learns the secret behind the world-famous home made sausages produced at his siblings' motel. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Week 9 of Joe Bob's summer school: Acne. Secret zombie gas makes the local dead rise. Now it's up to a 12 year old, his leotard-clad sister and a cable TV installer to stop this zombie-rama. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Week 10 of Joe Bob's summer school: Occult Studies with a modern-day witch. The movie that made Sissy Spacek one of the most famous supernatural psycho killers in horror movie history, and dealt with tampons and pads in an adult manner. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Week 10 of Joe Bob's summer school: Occult Studies. A local vampire tries to turn a co-ed reincarnation of his old girlfriend into a vampire so they can spend eternity snacking on bisexual college kids. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Teenage video game whizz is taken from his trailer park to a planet of receding hairlines so he can use his skills to protect the galaxy from invasion. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Hilary Shepard is caught between two starmen in this space-alien super cop stunt movie that's the best wheels & triggers action flick since Action Jackson. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Doctor discovers hanky-panky going on in her big Boston hospital, as relatively healthy patients end up in comas. Honest to goodness 70s classic. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
College students get too close to the wax dummies and get zapped to an alternate reality where famous ghouls and sadists want to rip their throats out. Joe Bob gives it ★★
John Carpenter blends comedy, martial arts, adventure and horror into a comic book tale of intrigue in San Francisco's Сhinatown. Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, and hopping vampires.
A cave-man banished from his tribe gets romantic with fur bikini-clad Raquel Welch and fights a lot of giant iguanas and animated dinosaurs. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Kong is in search of his monkey missus after coming back to life in east Tennessee. It's only a matter of time before you-know-what: Monkey Fu! Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Two kids dig up a meteor in their backyard and accidentally mumble some heavy metal rock music lyrics into the hole which summons up the devil. Chucky the doll joins via satellite link. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Four big name directors set out to capture the spirit of the original show. Two of the stories are good, the other two suck. Find out which. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Newborn goes straight from his mother's womb to a killing spree in L.A., attacking innocent milkmen and leaving a trail of phony blood wherever it goes. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Another suburban woman is about to give birth to mutant monster in this sequel from Larry Cohen, who thinks horribly deformed angry babies are kind of funny. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The Halloween dusk-to-dawn marathon opens with the movie that created the slasher formula of teens getting butchered cause they were having too much sex. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
With slight hiccups, dusk-to-dawn marathon continues with Friday the 13th, Part 2 that picks up right up with the same girl exactly where the first one ends. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Despite broken drive-in totals, dusk-to-dawn marathon continues with the same thing that happened in Part 1 and Part 2: bunch of teenagers go into the woods and they don't come out. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Dusk-to-dawn marathon is experiencing more problems, with Part 4 now missing among other difficulties, Joe Bob and the crew skip to Part 5. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The marathon concludes despite the escalating issues in the studio with Jason getting zapped back to life by a bolt of lightning and going after more teens. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A post-apocalyptic drifter stumbles into a capitalist city where he takes on Tina Turner and her championship wrestling reject with a midget on his back. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Clint Eastwood's directorial debut in which he stars as a radio host whose life gets turned upside down after an encounter with an obsessed fan. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
An extended version (with about 46 sub-plots) of the Stephen King flick about an antique store offering enticing items that cost more than just money. Until Ed Harris intervenes. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Big shark terrorizes tourist trap, makes water too bloody for swimming, three drunk guys go a-hunting. Featuring two music notes that'll make you scared to go back in the water. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
A solemn documentary presentation for the 35th anniversary of Kennedy assassination with the director/producer Mel Stewart and Dallas Times reporter Bob Porter. No rating or drive-in totals.
Five siblings are left for the summer with a babysitter that looks like an old lady, but acts like Rambo. The old bat dies off the bat, leaving the kids fending for themselves. Joe Bob gives it ★½
Basically a breakfast club version of Bride of Frankenstein - a kid sticks a robot brain into a dead girl's body, then tries to stop her from killing all the neighbors. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Adrienne Barbeau double feature. A century after a shipwreck kills six sailors off the coast of small California town, an evil fog brings them back. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Adrienne Barbeau double feature. After a fiery incident with corporate mercenaries in a swamp research facility, a scientist turns into one of the first environmental superheroes and fights back. No rating or drive-in totals.
A guy is taking dating advice from the talking cockroaches living in his NY apartment. Possibly the best cockroach musical filmed in the East Village. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A man is drawn to a mythical home of slime gloopola monsters underneath a cemetery in northern Canada, while a sadistic serial killer is looking for a patsy. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A very Joe Bob Christmas Special with songs by Rusty's tabernacle choir and the only Christmas movie with a "pet" exploded in a microwave. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
A very Joe Bob Christmas continues. Couple of aliens land in an Arizona suburb and give bunch of outer-space animals to some kids from Brooklyn who are in the witness protection program. Joe Bob gives it ★½
John Lithgow goes multiple personality on us as he kidnaps his friends' kids, so his even more psycho daddy can put him in a cage and study him. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Wes Craven's socially redeeming child abuse classic about a kid who finds out his landlords imprisoned a little girl and keep zombie mutants between the walls. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Christopher Lambert comes to 80s New York after wandering the world for centuries and dueling immortals just to keep his head on - literally. Also, Sean Connery plays a Spaniard. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
California housewife Demi Moore has to track down Hasidic rabbis and condemned killers to find out what's wrong with her unborn baby and how it relates to the apocalypse. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
The improbable Canadian Alien rip-off. A gooey alien with big chompers explodes out of an astronaut's body and chases the cast around a place that could be a spaceship. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Alien Men in Black with spooky eyes are making threats and killing government officials. Dennis Christopher comes to shoot 'em up and teach little boys to play nice. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Kathy Bates is a feisty New Englander who may or may-not have pushed a couple of meanies to their deaths. Now her twitchy daughter needs to learn the truth. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Joanna Pakula is a hot fashion model vampire werewolfess who comes to stay with her dead sister's family to get eternal life through a Belgian Congo voodoo lesbian kiss. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Superbowl special with NFL player & actor Fred Williamson. Burt Reynolds puts a pyramid on his private parts in this love triangle flick between two NFL players and the team owner's daughter. No Joe Bob breaks, ratings or drive-in totals.
Superbowl special with NFL player & actor Fred Williamson. The classic disaster flick featuring the national anthem and a crazy sniper who attacks the LA colosseum during the Superbowl. No Joe Bob breaks, ratings or drive-in totals.
Superbowl special with NFL player & wrestler Kevin Greene. A brutal satire of American football that, according to Kevin Greene, most accurately depicts what being in the NFL is really like. No Joe Bob breaks, ratings or drive-in totals.
Superbowl special with NFL player & wrestler Kevin Greene. Imprisoned quarterback Burt Reynolds organizes a match between the inmates and their guards in the only prison movie ever made with 47 solid minutes of football footage. No Joe Bob breaks, ratings or drive-in totals.
Superbowl special with NFL player & actor Fred Williamson. An all-star cast (including the ex-footballer Jim Brown) of convicts is offered freedom if they complete a daring mission behind enemy lines just before D-Day. No Joe Bob breaks, ratings or drive-in totals.
Superbowl special with NFL player & actor Fred Williamson. Mobile Army Surgical Hospital unit uses humor and hijinks to keep their sanity in this classic anti-war flick culminating with a football match featuring Fred Williamson. No Joe Bob breaks, ratings or drive-in totals.
Superbowl marathon with NFL player & actor Fred Williamson. Another showing of the classic prison football movie made without Fred Williamson, even though it was him who brought the original idea for it to Hollywood. No Joe Bob breaks, ratings or drive-in totals.
Superbowl special in Miami's South Beach concludes with the movie "South Beach" directed, produced and starring Fred Williamson. A tough former cop and football star finds himself in trouble, and gets his old teammates to jump in. No Joe Bob breaks, ratings or drive-in totals.
Yellow goo galore when the Tall Man returns to his old tricks: taking corpses into his mortuary and turning them into killer midget monks. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The film that Brian De Palma made after Carrie, and it's sort of like Carrie, but everyone dumped on it for being cheap, far fetched exploitation. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
A widow and her handicapped daughter move to a house where the reality warps everywhere with bloody faucets and talking pizzas vomiting goo all over your face. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
A sensitive romantic tale of an alien cop who drags his love interest around while he chases an alien criminal around the disco. Just in time for Valentine's. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A couple of Australian character actors help a wild and sexy gal with a heir on her tummy escape extinction by the pope and president of the United States. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Werewolves learn to line dance at a county western bar filled with bad jokes and regulars who are played by the actual locals of the town they filmed this in. Joe Bob gives it ½
Man summons yellow intestine creatures and two midgets offer to serve him forever. The best Gremlins rip-off featuring midgets in serious dramatic roles. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bathroom, the little pus monsters show up at a carnival, blending in with other freaks, killing slutty carnies and geek high school students. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Zachery Ty Bryan of Carrie 2 fame joins in for this showing of the film that made Stephen King a horror movie legend. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
We're all dying to know what the final days of Laura Palmer were like. Featuring the usual David Lynch bizarr-o-rama and gratuitous David Bowie. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Mark Hamill double feature. An appliance turns a young kung fu student into a big metal insect and now he needs to face hip-hop monsters and corporate meanies in this mutant fist fight galore. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Mark Hamill double feature. Astronaut Mark Hamill goes through a vortex wormhole, lands on a farm in the 90s and tries to figure out how to save the world from being destroyed 30 years from now. Joe Bob gives it ★★
A special showing of a mini-series about the handsome & charming notorious serial killer Ted Bundy who eventually fried in the "old sparky" in Florida. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
John Wayne's son fights all kinds of Harryhausen monsters as he goes to the end of the earth to turn a baboon back into a prince. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Harry Hamlin fights all kinds of Harryhausen monsters in a film that’s either one of the greatest achievements in stop-motion filmaking, or a cheap grade B camp classic. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Horny teens decide to spend the night inside a funhouse where a horny mutant carnival freak has something unsavory going... and the bodies start dropping. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Easter showing of Toby Hooper's horror classic where, just like the J-man, the dead are restless. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Captain Kirk feels old and Ricardo Montalban gives him grief with many threatening long distance space calls. Also, Spock meets his maker at one point. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
William Shatner is an astronaut whose recent trip to Venus causes him some temperature problems. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Leonard Nimoy gets a curmudgeon lawyer to defend a robot accused of murdering his creator. A cross between Frankenstein and Perry Mason. Joe Bob gives it ★★
A stranger rides into town to protect its people from evil banditos... only these banditos look like refugees from west Hollywood leather bar. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Italian Road Warrior rip-off where a bunch of bikers and a UPS truck filled with a Darth Vader drill team take over an oil refinery from some ventriloquist tough guys. Joe Bob gives it ★½
Yul Brynner helps Max von Sydow defend his vegetable garden in 2012 NYC, where the plague has somehow eaten up the pavement and people kill each other for a string bean. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Two guys who hated each other 'till the world got nuked drive the Oscar Mayer Wiener armored battle truck to reach the place that might save mankind - Albany, NY. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Canned corpse spam specimens get mistakenly shipped to Louisville, KY and before you know it the canisters spring a leak and we get brain eating zombies. Actress Linnea Quigley joins in during the breaks. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
People are dying in the Atlantic ocean with giant teeth marks in the brains again, but the city council won't believe Roy Scheider that the shark's back and he's got a disguise. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Celebrating Mother's Day with the kiddy demon flick where the monsters are about 1ft high, and their 27ft mama is on her way to your back yard. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Bucked-toothed, horn rimmed scientist sprays some magic Binaca in her mouth and becomes an irresistible Sandra Bullock. Tate Donovan uses the spray too. Special guest: singer Wanda Jackson Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Wes Craven's flick actually filmed in Haiti, where Harvard guy goes to study voodoo-fu, but the chief of secret police starts jumping into his dreams like reggae Freddy Krueger. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Rod Taylor travels to year 802701 (give or take), where bunch of aryan zombies are bred for lunch by the ugly pus monsters living underground. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Malcolm McDowell in a tweed suit chases time traveling Jack the Ripper to 1979 San Francisco, where one more serial killer is no big deal. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Bridget Fonda is an underdressed psychopathic CIA hitwoman sharing a beach house with her surfer boyfriend in this American remake of La Femme Nikita. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
A sentimental favorite of Joe Bob in which Michael Caine plays a troubled cartoonist having a hard time dealing with his hand getting hacked off. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Alec Baldwin takes out Nicole Kidman's ovary in this big hoo-ha medical malpractice thriller. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
What if French intellectuals directed a Freddy Krueger rip-off about a guy slaughtering families with 7 year old kids. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
TNT thought you needed to see Back to the Future again, so guess what? We're going Back to the Future! Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Back by popular demand, Stephen's King biggest embarrassment where a bunch of trucks go haywire because of a comet. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Despite complaining through the whole thing last time, TNT is making Joe Bob show the pathetic sequel to the talking baby big box office hit in which Bruce Willis voices the "monster." Joe Bob gives it 0
Christopher Lambert wields a sword and picks up chicks for 400 years, then Sean Connery teaches him how to fight his way through immortality. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A gunfighting stranger comes to the small settlement of Lago. After gunning down three gunmen who tried to kill him, the townsfolk decide to hire the Stranger to hold off three outlaws who are on their way.
The origins, exploits and the ultimate fate of the James gang is told in a sympathetic portrayal of the bank robbers made up of brothers who begin their legendary bank raids because of revenge.
Joe Bob's Summer School: Pre-Med 101 with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Kenneth Branagh sticks the brain of John Cleese into the body of Robert De Niro and wrestles him in KY jelly until De Niro takes off. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Joe Bob's Summer School: Pre-Med 101 with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Mad scientist witnesses his kid brother's death and years later starts crawling through hospital air ducts, jabbing anyone who gives him attitude. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Joe Bob's Summer School: Pop Culture 201 with actor Charles Napier. The greatest 1980s musical comedy car chase movie ever made featuring so many motor vehicle collisions, that Joe Bob's calculator blew up. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Joe Bob's Summer School: Pop Culture 201. A giant human cartoon featuring a weenie wearing lipstick, running through the desert, giggling and trying to find his stolen bike. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Joe Bob's Summer School: Body Building 304 with fitness expert Karen Voight. Arnold Schwarzenegger's first serious dramatic role where he goes around walloping people with his sword while being rude to Sandahl Bergman. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Joe Bob's Summer School: Body Building 304. Grace Jones and Wilt Chamberlain join Arnold as he gets blood on his deltoids in almost every scene. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Joe Bob's Summer School: Applied Aeronautics with former Air Force captain Rusty. Charlie Sheen tries to save the US military from being sold some bum jets while frying eggs on a stomach of a steamy Valeria Golino in this spoof from the director of Airplane! Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Joe Bob's Summer School: Applied Aeronautics with former Air Force captain Rusty. Retired Air Force colonel Louis Gossett Jr. has to save the family of gorgeous bodybuilder Rachel McLish using outdated planes. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Joe Bob's Summer School: Advanced Primate Studies with an ape suit actor. Astronaut Charlton Heston lands on a planet that looks suspiciously like the desert outside of Vegas where he's captured by talking apes. No rating or drive-in totals.
Joe Bob's Summer School: Advanced Primate Studies. The kinder and gentler sequel. Kinda like Star Trek IV where they go to modern day San Francisco... but without the whales, or beaming up, or San Francisco. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Joe Bob's Summer School: Cinema Studies 101 with director John Waters. High School musical about an early 1960s dancing chubster who misbehaves her mama and becomes a pro integration cha-cha idol. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Joe Bob's Summer School: Cinema Studies 101 with director John Waters. Early George Lucas coming of age flick about cruising around Modesto, CA, drag racing and listening to wolf-man Jack. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Joe Bob's Summer School: UFO Studies 666 with Ufologist Stanton Friedman. An all-star cast defend the earth from little green men who quack like ducks while turning people into steaming green skeletons. No rating or drive-in totals.
Joe Bob's Summer School: UFO Studies 666 with actress Anne Francis. Leslie Nielsen and a crew of whiskey loving, horny astronauts land on a planet where the only survivors are Walter Pidgeon and his gorgeous daughter. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Joe Bob's Summer School: Food Science 504 with chef Wolfgang Puck. One of the most requested films in the library... and not by the kiddos, but by the goofy grown ups. No rating or drive-in totals.
Joe Bob's Summer School: Food Science 504 with actor Clint Howard. The old tale of a neighborhood ice cream man who sometime makes special flavors out of the body parts of murdered children. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Joe Bob's Summer School: Recreational Geography 207 with Robin Leach. Griswolds embark on a overseas trip where they run people over, trash national monuments, and make a general nuisance of themselves. No rating or drive-in totals.
Joe Bob's Summer School: Recreational Geography 207 with Robin Leach. Dan Aykroyd, his snobby wife, and his psycho twin daughters make John Candy's vacation a living hell. Joe Bob gives it ★★
First Joe Bob's Hollywood Saturday Night. Dan Aykroyd's comedic take on the 1960s detective TV series, based on 1950s TV series, based on the 1940s radio show. No rating or drive-in totals.
William Shatner, founder of the Church of Satan and others star in the Satan worshiping epic best known for being the first flick to feature face disintegrating goo. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Pregnant Frances McDormand is on the case of a Minnesota car salesman William H. Macy who arranged to have his wife kidnapped by Steve Buscemi. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
One of the finest Anna Nicole Smith action thrillers featuring 3 Playboy playmates and CD-ROM to the forehead ever made in Las Vegas. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Christopher Reeve's and Jane Seymour's romantic time travel movie that has caused more divorces than any film in America. Joe Bob gives it ★
A psych student takes his pals out for a weekend of fear exploration in his old house where a wooden mannequin is about to scare the bejeezus out of them. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Elisabeth Shue takes a couple of brats to Chicago where they get harassed by one armed truckers, car thieves, mobsters, gangs, frat boys, and squarely headed blues musicians. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Bunch of yuppies go into a cave and get chased by a pepperoni faced Bigfoot who makes kung pao chicken out of human organs. Joe Bob gives it ★½
One of the greatest horror movies ever made featuring dive bombing seagulls. Tippi Hedren joins during the first break. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Mel Brooks' great 1993 come back spoof of Robin Hood in general, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) in particular. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
John Phillip Law and his baggy pants wearing crew take Caroline Munro on a search of some magic thingy and fight Ray Harryhausen monsters. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Nair Witch Project Halloween Marathon begins. Another showing of Brian De Palma and Stephen King classic featuring a mother from hell and pig's blood jubilee. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Nair Witch Project Halloween Marathon part 2. Toy company steps up production of the freckle faced demon rug rat with a filthy mouth despite it being accused of stealing children's souls. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Nair Witch Project Halloween Marathon part 3. A big haired kid sees the Tall Man take a stolen corpse to his mausoleum for some embalming of the natural kind: we're talking yellow goo city. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Nair Witch Project Halloween Marathon part 4. Same deal - the Tall Man is taking corpses down to his mortuary and turning them into killer midget monks. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Halloween Special with Rhonda Shear (USA Up All Night) & Joe Flaherty (Count Floyd of SCTV). John Carpenter returns to horror directing with dozens of lunatics singing along with the muzak followed by Sam Neill's investigation of a missing horror writer. No rating or drive-in totals.
A hardened New Orleans cop, Dave Robicheaux, finally tosses in the badge and settles into life on the bayou with his wife. But a bizarre plane crash draws him back into the fray when his family is viciously threatened.
Sinister Gary Oldman tries to give Winona Ryder an involuntarily transfusion in Francis Ford Coppola's big budget adaptation of the neck biting, blood sucking classic. No rating or drive-in totals.
Mel Brooks puts Leslie Nielsen in Gary Oldman's wigs and leaves gaps for the laughter, otherwise it's the exact same movie as the one before. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
One of the greatest navy recruiting films in history featuring an extended volleyball match and a dead Goose. No rating or drive-in totals.
A milestone in horror film history that mixes a real case of exorcism with green pea soup. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
One of the strangest and most beloved of prison movies featuring picturesque prisoners and sewage swimming. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Two rich guys make a bet that they can turn a street criminal Eddie Murphy into a rich guy, and a yuppie Dan Aykroyd into a street criminal. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
US President Michael Douglas takes time from bombing Libya to make the sign of triple throated muskrat with lobbyist Annette Bening. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Danny DeVito and Diane Keaton voice the family dogs in yet another installment of the Look Who's talking series, but don't worry, there's still some pee pee and poo poo jokes. Joe Bob gives it ★½
Tom Hanks is drunk and Madonna plays baseball with Geena Davis while most men are away fighting in World War II. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Dustin Hoffman discovers how hard it is to be a woman after he puts on a dress, bonds with Jessica Lange, strips of for Teri Garr, and fights off numerous horny guys. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Jennifer Grey goes to Catskills with her family, starts dancing on logs and sleeping with the help while wearing increasingly skimpier ensembles. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
The always great telekinesis high school prom classic featuring some real "transfer your weight from one foot to the other" dancing. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Celebrating Hollywood Christmas with Universal Studios' excuse to dress Conan the Barbarian and Louie De Palma in matching suits. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
The Ruskies wire Dolph Lundgren up to some RadioShack computers and turn him into a killing machine just in time for Boxing Day. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Bill Pullman and John Candy join forces against evil Rick Moranis in this gratuitous Star Wars parody from Mel Brooks. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
One of the finest futuristic post-holocaust kung-fu road movies with sledgehammer carrying midgets ever filmed in the Philippines. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Apes in rubber caftans capture, poke, and prod astronaut Charlton Heston until ape Roddy McDowall and Kim Hunter help him avoid being made into walking lunch meat. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
A local vampire has three days to turn co-ed Alyssa Milano undead so they can spend the eternity snacking on bisexual college kids. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
What's eating the American farmer? In Grover's Bend, KS it's man-eating porcupine tumbleweed space aliens with enormous teeth! Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Makers of Grim (1996) get a another pizza faced monster chasing people underground, this time in a basement of a local girls' college. Joe Bob gives it ★
Kim Delaney gets her hands on a special Hungarian werewolf blood cadaver and tests her synthetic tinfoil skin on it. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
One of the best Stephen King movies ever made where Christopher Walken wakes up from a Rip Van Winkle coma and starts having visions he's not too happy about. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
An air-head cheerleader Kristy Swanson becomes a heart staking killer. You go girl! Impale you some man meat! Joe Bob gives it ★★★
A sensitive tale of giant mosquitos that live in an underground mine and dive-bomb cattle & tourists alike, so an evil developer can buy cheap land. No rating or drive-in totals.
One of the artsy-fartsiest werewolf movies in the history of cinema. It's kind of "Little Red Riding Hood" as told by Dennis Hopper in the 60s. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Corey Feldman pledges to a fraternity that forgoes goldfish swallowing hazing in favor of murdering members of rival fraternity and sleeping with dead girls. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Psycho Daddy Night: He slices, he dices and then he moves to the next family to do the same to them. No rating or drive-in totals.
Goofy teen horror comedy where a nerdy guy comes back from the dead so he can keep his prom date. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Supermodel Carol Alt is on the case of an enterprising American capitalist who designs killer diseases, so he can make the drug that cures them. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Michael Keaton plays a moss faced ghoul enlisted by dead Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin to stop a couple of yuppies from redecorating their house. Joe Bob gives it ★★★★
Ricardo Montalban has been laying low with a talking chimp from the future since his parents were killed in part 3. Joe Bob gives it ★★★
Hell hath no fury like a Plymouth Fury in this killer car flick from our favorite warped best-selling author Stephen King and directed by the twisted John Carpenter. Joe Bob gives it ★★★½
Yet ANOTHER Alien rip-off! A loose moon is headed towards Earth and some outer-space miners accidentally release a man-eating beast. Joe Bob gives it ★★
Albino psycho hacker makes a computer virus to take over the world, but an ex-cop janitor Michael Dudikoff is here to stop it with kung fu. Joe Bob gives it ★★½
Scientist and his ex-girlfriend fight off both his evil clone and the guy who wants to create a superhuman race and take over the world. Joe Bob gives it ★★
A whole new cast stars in the sequel that answers the age-old question, "What happens when a Goth Nebraska teenager with an attitude wills a bloody nose on a pesky priest?" Joe Bob gives it ★★
Controversial drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs, whose real name is John Bloom, created the Briggs persona in a weekly column in the Dallas Times Herald starting 1982. Joe Bob's outrageous comments and national circulation quickly made him a cult hero. In April, 1985, Joe Bob 's column was banned in Dallas and Bloom resigned from the newspaper a few days later. Here Joe Bob performs comedy routines "We Are the World" satire, "We Are the Weird," to "Drive-in Oath," "Two Sisters from Memphis," and others in front of a live audience.
When Japanese organized crime imbeds itself within LA, the police turn to one man to take down the deadly Yakuza — Joe Marshall, aka "The Samurai." With his fearless swagger and rock hard jaw, The Samurai tears a two-fisted hole through the mob and doesn't stop until the job is done. Featuring commentary from Joe Bob Briggs.
A woman inherits an abandoned ranch whose estate is said to be haunted by "the Chooper," the sword-wielding ghost of a vengeance-seeking Indian, in this Ray Dennis Steckler shocker. Featuring commentary from Joe Bob Briggs.
A photographer cruises Hollywood and takes pictures of young models he then strangles. Meanwhile, a woman who works in a porno bookstore in downtown L.A. takes it upon herself to kill off the local derelicts. Soon the two killers meet up with each other. Featuring commentary from Joe Bob Briggs.
A teacher with a paranormal gift and a dark past, is forced to her limits when she becomes the target of a gang of teenagers. After spying on the vulnerable woman as she showers, they break into her home, humiliate and assault her. Something inside this reclusive teacher snaps and the thirst for vengence takes over. Bloody and clad in lingerie, she mutilates her attackers using some rather interesting and gory methods. Featuring commentary from Joe Bob Briggs.
Two brothers have a plan on how to rob the Ceasar's Palace in Las Vegas. They join a motorcycle gang and while the others are drinking and partying outside of town, they change their clothes and head off to rob the casino. Of course, the police do not look for two well dressed criminals among the Hell's Angels. Featuring commentary from Joe Bob Briggs.
Young lovers John and Jenny decide to go for a drive in the countryside one day when they happen upon the remains of a long-abandoned resort spa. After doing some exploring, they find that an elderly couple is still living in the crumbling building. They tell the youngsters that the resort was shut down long ago because it was the headquarters of a satanic cult that performed cannibalistic rituals on unsuspecting visitors, and then invite the pair to stay for dinner. Will John or Jenny make it back to civilization alive? Featuring commentary from Joe Bob Briggs.
In 1974, a little boy tries to talk a little girl into getting naked for him, which she refuses and calls him a pervert. He then runs home, which happens to be a brothel where several (extremely unattractive) hookers and their johns roam around in the bedrooms. The little boy comes into one room to find his mother with her john, to which he reacts by blasting them both dead with a shotgun. Thirteen years later, a woman named Linda is taking the new pledges for her sorority to the now empty brothel for a scavenger hunt. The scavenger hunt in the empty house is to test their maturity and courage, so if they finish the scavenger hunt without chickening out they can be part of the sorority. Once night falls the girls begin seeing apparitions of the dead hookers, and eventually the girls begin getting killed one by one. Featuring commentary from Joe Bob Briggs.
Angel (William Smith), an outlaw biker, sells out his gang by exposing their wild conquests to Like magazine for $10,000. With his photo on the cover, Angel skips town and tries to start over with help from sheep rancher Dan Felton (Dan Kemp). An ex-motorcycle enthusiast, Dan becomes a mentor to Angel, giving him hope for a peaceful future. But Angel must put hope aside when members of his former gang viciously attack Dan's teenage daughter. Featuring commentary from Joe Bob Briggs.