Glimmy Glams the Crystally Candy
Glimmy's sexual frustration continues
Maud gives us all a gift
Get wasted and yell at fillies
Got a dragon on my back
Reuploaded because content ID jacked the first one... ...for using still images This was a stupid video I made for fun in an hour, but now I want it up just to spite the content ID system, so I flipped and cropped it. Dude, whatever.
This is 100% accurate
Starlight Glim Glam learns a super important lesson.
100% accurate and hyphy as fuck
Rarity and Applejack have a relaxing day at the spa.
Now with more epic maymays
Rarity and Pinkie teach us how to have correct opinions
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How would I rate this episode? I wouldn't, because this is not a review. Seriously, if you guys think these are reviews, then your standards are abysmally low and you should all kill yourselves.
Spike learns a cardinal rule of bro code. Gimmy gets wasted on the Exposition Train.
This is what I'm doing with my life
Buttershush and Ponkers save the day...or something.
The CMC help spread the magic of herpes. AB and Sweetie talk mad shit.
AJ and Buttershush go to a city full of big dicks
Glimmer brings down the Sparkle Hut with some good, old fashioned not giving a fuck.
The girls go on an epic voyage of friendship
Applejack tells Apple Bloom why ideas are bad and why Big Mac never talks
Waifus
WOW! GLIMMER!
Glimmy attempts to save the world with the help of a drunk cunt, an annoying twat, and a giant pussy
Twilight realizes she might have to kick Glimmy off the show. Sunbutt is as helpful as ever. Spike is sick of this shit.
The nature of Glimmy's relationship with Triscuit finally crystallizes. Twiggles and the crew drop a sweet fucking track. I quit youtube forever until next week.
Definitely a Flurry of something
Maud and Boulder decide to get married. Pinkie's not sure that's a good idea.
Everyone is stoned: the episode Also, for some reason, I was edgy as fuck this week
Sweetie Belle learns that adults are miserable and confused too. Rarity learns to just fucking deal. Sassy shows off her new signature perfume.
This week: a bunch of ranting, emotional tangents strung together with a supposed "life lesson" at the end, i.e. a normal video.
Horny pones abound.
Applejack learns what an opinion is. Rarity is Yngwie Malmsteen. Goth pony a cute.
Luna doesn't need pancakes because she's already full on spaghetti. Celestia confronts her own giant ass and college demons. Glimmy considers shoving Twily up her butt.
Teatime. Discord learns how to be normal. I ponder the practical implications of sentient party supplies. Fluttershy is permafried.
It's not anyone's fault, it's everyone's fault. Larson gets one final laugh from beyond the grave and sends us past the singularity. Also, please stop breaking my waifu.
Spike fucks up worse than usual, a bad dragon schools a pussy, we learn the difference between glimmers and sparkles, and Starlight gets grounded forever.
When Steve asks Glim-Glam to help skittlebug his brother, she and Trixie employ their patent-pending reformation meth-odology.
AK wants to quit the hood life, but the hood life ain't done with her.
I engage in shameless waifufaggotry, Rarity realizes that nobody in Ponyville actually knows her, and Pinkie learns why you always, /always/ aim away from the hair.
When Zecora falls terminally ill, Fluttershy races against time to save her life. Nobody else really cares. Twilight learns to be a better listener.
Gummy attempts to keep Pinkie from descending into madness as she uncovers Dashie's deepest, darkest, flakiest secrets. Dedicated to my good friend Ponywhat.
Glimmy continues to defy gravity and finally confronts her inner demons. Maud explains what she does with the Mirror Pool when nobody's around. I do silly things.
Maud gets the rod, Pinkie learns the meaning of sacrifice, and we finally find out why Limey's so cranky.
Fluttershy fights both inner and outer demons as Rarity attempts to save Sassy Saddles from a mafia debt and Twilight tries to keep Trixie out of prison.
Trixie was right all along.
Chryssy devises a sinister plan to take revenge on Glim Glam and topple the Equestrian government by manipulating the waifu market.
Twiggy realizes there may be something wrong with Celestia.
When Twilight is called away by the map to avert a PR disaster, Glimmy has to solve this show's biggest problem. Trixie discovers a new way to enjoy metal. Yona can't catch a break.
Now with slightly less cancerous thumbnails. I think. After a terrible accident, Starlight and Trixie leave town. Glimmy is a very, very bad girl and Trixie must mete out punishment with her magic wand.
Helo darknis my old frined...
AJ and Nutterbutter must save the Kirin from a great evil. They're pretty bad at it, but fortunately an adorable new hero rises from the ashes.
I want to hate you, but I can't.
As Cozy's plan comes to fruition, Chancellor Neighsay is forced to confront his deepest fear. Twilight comes to a horrifying realization. Yona learns the power of acceptance.
Celestia reveals her endgame. Twiggles contemplates the future course of her life. Sombra has an identity crisis. Mom is a no-good loser and I don't care about her at all. Bugs are dumb and I don't hate her or like her I just don't care, okay?
Twilight sees past her anxiety into the true nature of the universe. Sombra questions the effect of his self-discovery on his villainy credentials. Starswirl is bad at rules.
Twilight and Shiny settle an old feud. Dashie gains a little more self-awareness. Spike learns his true place. Luna is a good problem-solver.
Desperate to impress his girlfriend's daughter, Poneton Oswalt makes a deal with the rainbow devil to become a chad. We also learn what books are for.
Rarity teaches Yona the ten fabulosity secrets they don't want you to know. Sandbar has very specific tastes. Twilight reevaluates her priorities.
Trixie returns from her latest stint in the clink to find Starlight has made some changes to her life. Maud discovers a new type of rock. Mudbriar becomes way more likable.
Applejack rediscovers her sense of wonder through the mystery of the Chupapplecabra. The rest of the Apples try to make her confront an obvious truth.
Twilight gets dolled up
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals...
Vinyl Scratch learns a very important lesson about friendship.
Sunnybun faces three large, round problems. Or six, depending on how you're counting.
In heaven, there are no earth ponies, for all are given wings. Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate. Despite how much I complain, I like being on this ride with you guys.
Twilight struggles with her need for snuggles. Sonata reconsiders her life decisions. Sunnybun is old.
Sunny's gonna get that hug or die trying. Twilight tries to be a good waifu. Sonata makes a decision.
