Michael und Janet haben diverse Probleme mit dem Nachwuchs: Junior ist seit geraumer Zeit ziemlich triebgesteuert und hat es sich zur Lieblingsbeschäftigung gemacht, sich hinter verschlossenen Türen unter Begutachtung diverser Illustrierten selbst zu befriedigen - bis er eines Tages einen Krampf bekommt. Unterdessen ärgert sich besonders Michael über den ersten richtigen Freund seiner Tochter Claire. Um den lästigen Verehrer loszuwerden, entwickelt er einen Plan ...
Claire develops her first real crush on a boy, and Michael does everything to break them up. But instead of threatening the guy like he would usually do, Michael become friends with him, to the point where the boy wants to spend more time with Michael then with Claire. After Claire dumps him, Jay makes Michael dump him too, which is a little hard because he is listens to Michael. Jr., on the other hand, has been busier playing with himself. Ever since those hormones kicked in, Jr. spends most of the day in the bathroom, until he ""breaks"" his toy and has to take some time out.
Lorsqu'il apprend que sa fille Claire est amoureuse, Michael entend bien tout mettre en oeuvre pour empêcher cette liaison...
Junior, in piena tempesta ormonale, sta troppo tempo in bagno. Quando Claire dice di essere innamorata, Michael si chiede se anche lei è in preda agli ormoni...
Claire recebe a "visita" do seu primeiro paquera, Roger, de 16 anos. Michael fica "furioso" e faz de tudo pra roubar a atenção do garoto... E consegue: Claire fica "num canto" enquanto Michael e Roger jogam video game. Nasce então uma grande amizade entre os dois enquanto esfria (ou acaba) o "namorinho" entre os adolescentes. Enquanto isso Junior "descobre" seu corpo passando horas no banheiro... até que vai parar no hospital!!!
Michael Jr. continua sendo amigo do ex de Claire.
