1. Every time I say "Haunted Mansion" Grim grinning ghosts will begin to play in the background 2. Every time I say "ghost" Paul Frees begins his ghost host narration 3. Every time I say "effect" the video gets a filter 4. Every 30 seconds, a ghostly version of the video will play over itself from the beginning 5. Every time the Hatbox Ghost appears on screen the gjallarhorn will sound 6. The full copywritten song "September" by Earth Wind and Fire begins every time an old photo is shown 7. Every time lightning appears on screen, the video distorts.