Arkwright tries to find the perfect disease to pretend to go down with in order to get the attention of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel who he feels has been neglecting him.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Roy Clarke | Writer | ||
| Sydney Lotterby | Director | ||
| Ronnie Barker | Actor | Albert Arkwright | |
| David Jason | Actor | Granville |