Dear Mr. Sonntag,While we appreciate your continued interest in joining our development team, we must remind you, once again, that our company has a strict No Inter-species Full Penetration policy for all of our games. Also, one of our executives was fired by HR after unknowingly opening the envelope containing your crudely drawn, yet highly graphic, storyboards in front of her staff. Any future submissions will be turned over, unopened, to the proper authorities.Sincerely, Electronic Arts Inc.