Adultery Sketch / Opening Titles / Bob and Spit the Dog / Joshua Yarlog and The Disco G Strings / Announcements, and Competition Results / Honeymoon Sketch / Bob and Charlie the Monkey / Breakfast Sketch / Tobacco Road by The Nashville Teens / Algernon Razzamatazz / Boardroom Sketch / Commercial Break / Bernard Manning / Street Player - Mechanik by Fashion / Beat Your Brains Out / Oriental Orchestra Advert / Train Ticket Sketch / Spoof Cigar Advert / Commercial Break / Courtroom Sketch / Dream Doll (cartoon) by Bob Godfrey / The BPITA Award / Shout! Shout! Knock Yourself Out by Rocky Sharpe and the Replays, and Closing Credits / Bernard Manning /