Review of the Movie Mac and Cheese… er Mac and Me those there is definitely a lot of cheese in this one. First time doing one of these review type videos and I knew it had to be on this movie.
A silly review of mainly I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer but the prequels are gone over quickly as well. Reviewing this movie almost killed me! AHAHAHA! … Never mind.
Is the movie Funny Games really funny? Oh you’ll find out! Unless Phelous dies first…
Four characterless characters in a plotless plot! It’s The Ruins! Don’t worry though there’s an amazing twist which will leave you wondering… why would they think that’s even worth doing?
If you can’t stay very close to the story, make something else!
Harry Potter battles to save his apartment building from becoming a fairy universe!
Joshua and his dead grandfather must save their crazy family from a vacation to Goblin town… No, there are no trolls in this movie, why would there be?
If Troll 2 is the Best Worst Movie, Skinned Deep is the Worst Worst Movie!
No horror, no humour, no plot, and no coherency. This movie lacks it all!
The perfect “ending” to the unrelated nonsensical trilogy.
No it’s not about “cabin fever” it’s about random unexplained make you cough blood and die infection.
I don’t know about this ride, but it has quite the twist ending!
This movie has no right to be called Day of the Dead.
The beginning of a Resident Evil sandwich! Starts off all right but after this first bit leaves a terrible after taste.
Take a backseat Jill this is the Alice sandwich now!
The extermination of all things Resident Evil.
Phelous doing a video game? Otherworld must have frozen over.(This is as spoiler free as possible)
A website that kills in you in two days is SO MUCH better than a video tape that takes seven.
The lovable Bill Goldberg spears and jackhammers your heart with his holiday thrill ride on Santa’s Slay! If Bill Goldberg as a slashing Santa doesn’t get you back into the Holiday spirit I don’t know what will.
A movie which actually wants you to take bunny rabbits as a SERIOUS, deadly, enemy. Guess they aren’t so cute anymore!…Well actually they look exactly the same.
What happens when someone knows the score of last summer’s game? They kill people that bullied them 20 years ago obviously!
When there’s no more room in hell garbage sequels will play on earth.
Hopefully this film doesn’t really define our culture because that'd be pretty sad.
Sometimes dead is MUCH better than a sequel.
Human inability to work together creates awful things… IN 3D!
Unfortunately Ian only stays dead about the same way as Phelous.
Who’s taking who to prom and what is party cop up to? All the questions you never wanted the answers to in Cabin Fever 2!
The big stars from Troll 2 actually appear in THIS Troll 3. Also known as Ator: Quest for the Mighty Sword!
Some weird movie no one has ever heard of before.
Eli Roth’s improvement from Cabin Fever, he can now offend entire countries.
Making the main cast females will improve this right? RIGHT!?
A prison haunted by silly effects and lackluster storylines.
They did it! They found Troll 4! OR DID THEY!? Either way Brad and Phelan apparently review it in front of the elevators at the Cameo Hotel.
Will Benzaie and Phelous survive a french horror movie about neanderthals stealing women in order to reproduce?
The plague of this film is certainly one which cannot be explained.
Sea Boredom
Such a clever little rip off title, THAT makes this good right?
Jumanji? Nah let’s play the knock off killer board game!
Better than Hostel? That’s not saying much.
As exciting as watching someone playing on the computer can be!
The movie where electronics are SCARY… boo.
Pulse, the movie about driving at night and making sense.
There are some movies we were never meant to watch!
It’s all about RED… actually it’s all about GREEN (screen).
You can’t stop the screening and nonsense plot lines!
With Pulse 3 out of the way it’s time for Pulse… ENOUGH WITH THE PULSES!
The final pulse and this time it’s FATAL! … What does that even mean?
The first direct-to-download film, how surprising it has no redeeming qualities.
Homecoming’s missteps prove you really can’t ever go home again… unless your home is the otherworld.
Phelous is put on the case of why this movie was delayed for 4 years.
The Anaconda has been framed but who did it!? The silly singer, the ice cubes, or the power legs?
The film of many surprises… for a monkey.
David Hasselhoff fights off giant black CGI snakes which claim to be anacondas.
You won’t believe the silliness the CGi creatures pretending to be Anacondas pull off on Johnny Cage in the final snakedown.
If you die in the review, you DIE FOR REAL!
Dead Phelous is in a house showing Uwe Boll’s destruction of the House of the Dead.
How can the sequel possibly hit the lows of it’s predecessor without Uwe Boll? Oh it found a way…
The ALMOST sequel in the HOUSE!!! … of the Dead.
Phelous returns to the damned Silent Hill film to finish what he started.
BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!… of the Dead, which sinks to all new lows when it actually tries to be funny!
Is there anything to be thankful about in this movie? … Oh what do you think?
A movie with “zombie-vampires” a gang of useless characters and void of any coherency, sounds like a DREAM!
Set course for the ship of time loops because contradictions come in waves!
This holiday season the word play on SLAY never gets old.
It’s Cry_Wolf… Nothing is real… or clever… or interesting!
This is NOT a film! It’s a device used to induce headaches!
It’s Night of the Living Dead with all the additions and changes it never needed!
Zombies attack the most forgetful people in the world. Also forget about the children too, they aren’t important.
Phelous, Sad Panda, ChaosD1 and Welshy team up to run around a hotel room while complaining about a french horror movie with zombies and yellow lightning.
Who would guess a movie about chain letters would be completely stupid and pointless!? WHAT A SHOCK!
Zombies… err rabid people attack an apartment building while a cameraman makes sure to get everyone’s death on tape.
Nazi Zombies somehow get overshadowed by idiots who suffocate their girlfriends, as a joke, and try to find other ways to almost kill themselves.
Phelous goes over all the amazing adventures the 8th Doctor had on screen and gives us the best 10!
Rod and Nathalie must fight their way through some of the WORST sound and video editing ever so they can get together, but is that a picture of a bird in the distance?
The animated gif birds attack and explode because of global warming or something. Will our heroes find enough coat hangers to fend off the limited animation monstrosities?
Phelous reviews The Human Centipede in the room where he drops human centipedes.
A return to Funny Games to talk about it’s “message” and a big change for the “show”.
The 2nd Phelous really dives into the shit with Twilight… really? Twilight? WHY!!!???
Phelous looks at that Resident Evil Movie people requested.
A dragging plot, useless characters, stupid confused Wesker, an Alice sandwich and all played in SLOW MOTION. Afterlife, you’re pitiful!
If you don’t get a mortgage extension make sure you curse the loan officer’s button to hell.
Linkara and Phelous look at a movie that has a bunch of The Doctors from Doctor Who fighting an evil pollution company.
Phelous and Film Brain tackle the greatest film ever where DMX fights an alligator head snake. (I think there’s a few)
A clown mascot from a fast food restaurant kills people because of stuff and things. Let’s call this evil Mac and Me.
Dadadadaaa SERBIAN! … I hate this movie.
This very well might have been the editing inspiration for Birdemic. (May not contain a swamp.)
So… it’s all about the Boogeyman? Lame! The Boogeyman better not be in this! Really though it shouldn’t have been.
The Boogeyman is loose in the Hospital and only Gabrielle, Jigsaw or people getting bored and shutting the movie off can stop him!
Seriously the Boogeyman is REAL! No just kidding it’s just in your head… OR IS IT!?
When stocking head haunts a mirror the only thing that can save the day is water.
Ulli Lommel co-stars in both versions of this movie based around telling storys you weren’t there for and killer toothbrushes.
Ulli Lommel and Stockinghead are back but only Fake Wonderwoman can save the stock footage by learning to put her stockings on again.
The Boogeyman and this time backed by Stephen King and A woman in a room. Only cigarettes and therapy can save us this time!
The New Phelous reviews something very dear to his new heart, CAT FOOD!
Will Kyle, Lupa and ChaosD1 be able to help CatPhelous save the review from PhelousD1?… This seems slightly silly.
The Creepsta is back throwing his own head at people who are too stupid to drive a bus to safety.
We gotta get these mother F$#%ING hamsters off this mother F$#%ING plane!
This movie has jumped the boat… with a crocodile.
Crocodile 2 marks the return of the flying Crocodile and bring whatever you want aboard airlines.
For the 100th episode lets see what kind of crocodile movie the Mac and Me director can make!
Trading Vincent Price for Paris Hilton isn’t quite the even deal, but she does at least give us something nice in this film!
Prom Night! Everything is all right… except for bland “remakes”.
A family dares itself to live in a house 28 days with INSANE consequences.
A story about Freddy’s lame brother who tries REALLY HARD to be just like him.
The night HE regretted coming home!
Oh no super powered inbred cannibals! Our heroes must blend into the background or bore them to death to survive!
Stuck in the woods with inbred cannibals and a reality show, which is worse?
Three Finger is the big star of the 3rd Wrong Turn as he tries to kill a million sub plots.
The new origins of the Wrong Turners and guess what? It’s torture on screen and off!
Blood and poop in black and white… and that’s pretty much it.
Aladdin and his friends go ski boarding but The Shredder is there to kill them for breaking the ski hill rules! Or something…
Yes there is a SATAN CLAUS! Maybe… if you can see him. Merry Christmas HAHAHAHA GET IT!? It’s a joke somehow.
Jack Frost’s parents named him in hopes he’d become a snowman one day. Unfortunately, he just became a lame jokster in a foam suit.
What happens when you add Hot Chocolate to Anti Freeze? A new and improved snowman killer who’s only weakness is bananas.
The Journey begins and ENDS here with Mortal Kombat: The awful animation begins!
Hostel 3 really changes up the Hostel plot and was a complete and wonderful surprise. Phelous loves it about as much as writing about himself in the 3rd person.
Obscurus Lupa & Phelous take a look at Birdemic creator, James Nguyen’s 1st movie about perfect virtual realities and internet ghosts.
Octopus is a movie that is about a terrorist being transported on a nuclear submarine. With a giant mutant octopus from toxic waste cameo.
Octopus 2 has a yellow eyed demon harbor patrol cop who takes over the body of an octopus to get revenge on his partner who left him to die and a little old and and her stupid dog called Mozart.
A movie that tries to be a mystery despite only giving you one believable suspect and drags everything it does out TO THE MAX! But it DOES have Katherine Heigl as the opening kill.
The 2003 TMNT meet up with an awful parody of the 1987 TMNT!
To review both the remake and original will take 2 reviewers. Not really but it’s a crossover anyway with Obscurus Lupa!
Your Mortal Kombat review is MINE!
Mortal Kombat’s sequel annihilates most of it’s cast and instead adds countless extra characters in order to make an incoherent mess.
Nostalgia Critic and Phelous are up to child’s play again. Will Chucky take over Andy’s body this time? Yes, yes he will and the other movies in the series don’t exist.
Phelous finally reviews some terrible Mortal Kombat parody, Mortal Komedy.
My mixed feelings on Silent Hill Downpour, it’s got some good, some bad, and some that just should have been fixed.
When you wish upon a blue meteor your bulldozer will come to life… with an urge to KILL!
Good? Bad? This is the Amityville film with the lamp.
If annoying shakey cam movies shot in the dark with the intention to make you ill are your thing, IT’S SEVENTH MOON!
If you ever wanted to see a dog swallow a cat whole, this is your film!
Aladdin… just another stupid lamp film.
Can’t anyone wake themselves up to act in this Uwe Boll masterpiece?
Rayne shows us how the west was really ruined forever by Uwe Boll. But hey! At least we find out Billy the Kid was a vampire!
Uwe Boll takes BloodRayne into a time period from one of the games AND… turns out about as well as you’d expect.
Uwe Boll tries again to “comedify” one of his films with some big jokes… yes around that level.
In the name of Uwe Boll it’s his hilarious casting with King Burt Reynolds and his son Jason Statham!
Dolph Lundgren goes back in time for some reason involving a king and cereal.
Nostalgia Critic and Phelous team up once again to tackle the final Child’s Play film.
My thoughts on the 2nd CGI Resident Evil film. It’s a Leon Sandwich!
The good and bad of Resident Evil 6. (Spoiler free)
How to completely miss the point of a movie by Rob Zombie.
Michael Myers doesn’t do anything without permission from the ghost of his mom, her white horse and the ghost of himself as a kid.
The inbred hillbillies go to town… and are clueless about what to actually do.
The horrible night HE cursed having a curse.
Shredder’s new hate is music so he tries to ruin the Turtle’s concert by singing about it… makes sense.
Turtles you get back in your shells and out of my town and take your depression tour with you!
The Ghostbusters celebrate Christmas by busting some ghosts… Ghosts of Christmas!
Robotnik tries to take over Christmas as Robotik Claus but Sonic will destroy Christmas before he lets that happen.
Time to take a look at The Super Mario Bros. Super Show episode Koopa Klaus and Super Mario World episode The Night Before Cave Christmas.
Silent Night, Remake Night? No, not really but it’s got a Santa Killer… uhh YAY CHRISTMAS!
Phelous talks about the top 10 favorite things he’s done himself… what a jackass.
Barry is finally in one of these movies! Will he and Jill form team Sandwich or will this be another installment of the Alice show? …what do you think?
The contradictions are out in full force as we wrap up the 5th installment of the Alice is Awesome series.
Aka the audience goes to see a Friday the 13th film and instead, gets whatever this is…
Jason Voorhees, bouncing here and there and into everyone’s bodies. A strange slug than be beyond compare, he is the Jason heart soul… thing.
Marvel created the book of the dead!? What hell will this unleash on Link…Phelous…?
It’s the 40 dumbest moments from the 87 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon starting with 40 to 21!
Float away with the top 20 dumbest moments from the 87 Ninja Turtles cartoon!
To try and be more faithful to the game it creates giant holes in the plot from the 1st movie and forgot the SILENT part of Silent Hill.
The terrible mess that is Silent Hill Revelation’s plot keeps growing and only one hero can save us: Pyramid Head!
An emoticon killer with people from Youtube!? SCARY!!!
The only animated version of the story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde makes death such fun… or more disturbing, you decide!
Wes Craven’s film about the love between a Tasmanian Devil robot, a computer chip brain girl and a plank of wood gets injections of A Nightmare on Elm St by the studio.
Jacob’s Ladder is a great film that was one of the inspirations for Silent Hill. The film makes Phelous come to a realization after his 5 years of making reviews.
A bookworm must travel through time with Aladdin to stop an evil sorceress from hiding the magic lamp in random locations and times.
Aladdin and Paige wish a bunch of historical figures into worse people while trying to make greedy wishes in one of the worst excuses for an animated movie.
There may be more ghosts around Garfield than expected in his Halloween Adventure.
Time to take a look at the newer Garfield series, The Garfield Show’s 2 Halloween themed episodes: The Haunted House and Which Witch.
A movie that insists on showing you all the stuff that should be cut with acting and effects trying to out do Birdemic.
The amazing tale of 2 almost living beings continue as they would rather fade away than kiss each and rather go find treasure than continue the plot.
Oh that Santa, he’s so crazy! But not more so than our protagonists as they bravely drive to a Christmas party telling the awful tales of Santa’s deeds.
Gary Busey turns into a cookie. Merry Gingerbreadmas Butthorns!
Can Christmas Skeletor really save the children?
Birdemic 2, the sequel that almost forgets it’s a sequel despite having the characters return. Why did the Giant Jumbo Jellyfish attacked!?
Birds finally show up in James Nguyen’s remake of Sunset Blvd… or the 1st Birdemic, something like that.
A cookie is on the loose at a movie studio? Will anyone survive? Will anyone watching care?
Cabin Fever really surprises us all this time around with a really thoughtful piece about… idiots getting infected with a flesh eating virus.
Somehow the “jokes” go even further downhill and the Gingerdead Man takes a lot of breaks to watch a Carrie Remake.
Uwe Boll tries to time travel back to a time we cared and delivers yet another pointless romp through time with another outdoor king and the brother from Prison Break.
The sequel to Prom Night actually only had that label forced on it and features A GHOST!
Prom Night 3 was made by the same people as the 2nd… and couldn’t feel any further from that being the case.
The adventures of a cheating boy and his ghost continue as the cover up more murder then go to hell.
A tale retold many times… mostly because of the Disney version but few can really capture how Beauty’s lights were on but no one was home, her father being such an ass and the Beast being a goomba warthog.
If you threaten to kill both her and her father for picking a rose Beauty will pretty much be in love with you right away.
A rip off movie on a PlayStation disc with something that barely qualifies as animation from a German company called: Dingo Pictures.
Character models ripped off from the Lion King must be sort of animated to find diamonds. Make sure to find out all the shocking twists in this part like fathers are your father.
How does The Grudge hold up to the originals Ju-On: The Grudge and a dab of Ju-On: The Curse?
The 2nd Beauty and the Beast by Golden Films doesn’t waste as much time on the father. It wastes it on 3 ghosts that fly into the storybook.
The comic relief ghosts reveal they are actually the Beast’s victims forced to roam the Earth until they get him laid.
You should praise inbred people for they are superior to you in every way. Also anywhere there is a pool is now a resort.
Phelan, Brad and Allison team up to tackle the corporate food mascots coming to life, just to make cameos. Join Charlie Sheen, the dog, Hilary Duff, the cat… woman… thing… and Wayne Brady the ?: IT’S FOODFIGHT!
Phelan, Brad and Allison watch in horror as Mortal Foodfight! turns uglier than ever when Charlie Sheen, the Dog, gets raisin rabies and bites Hilary Duff, the cat.
This cricket was supposed to bring balance to the holidays, not destroy them! If you ever see a cricket on the hearth, RUN!
The luck a cricket brings will completely destroy your life but it’ll sort of level off a bit in time for the holidays!
Another silly Santa Slasher! The absolute perfect Christmas film, but who’s the REAL Santa!? …you’ll probably know immediately.
Phelous, Lupa and Cinema Brad team up to look at a French cash in on Dreamworks’s Puss in Boots starring William Shatner. However they might need some help from Benzaie, Sad Panda and Fat Grandma.
Phelan, Allison and Brad continue looking at the TRUE STORY of liars, starring William Shatner as Puss ‘N Boots.
My review of my 1st review. It’s been a long time coming.
It’s the beginning of Dragon Ball retold for the 3rd time in a movie made for the series’s 10th anniversary during Dragon Ball GT.
Bebop and Rocksteady forget who they were, Shredder forgets his main plan and Donatello forgets he’s the smart one! All this and quickly shoved in toy characters!
The Turtles almost get executed by the peace loving Turtleoids as Shredder builds a Mini Technodrome instead of freeing the real one.
The Real Ghostbusters was an amazing show at 1st and really stood out for its quality writing and characters!
The Real Ghostbusters was interfered with heavily by the network which completely destroyed the show it had used to be. It started to dumb thing down and shoved Slimer to the spotlight.
There were a lot of odd things being changed in the 1st English broadcast of Dragon Ball Z so lets look at the funniest ones!
I go over what I really liked and didn’t so much about the interactive movie type game, Until Dawn!
Walter Peck makes his 1st appearance in Real Ghostbusters just so everyone can throw a party for how much they love Slimer.
Down we go back down the Goodtimes rabbit hole with their take on Alice in Wonderland! It’s Fall and they’ve got a lot of fountains…
The next level of internet horror features ghosts haunting you on Facebook and Skype! Will the screen share from the annoying characters drive you to log out!?
Goodtimes actually made an animated film for theaters and it was a Red-Nosed Box office bomb!
The sequel to Rakin/Bass’s Rudolph movie made 37 years later in 3D by Goodtimes.
A little girl is dying from holidayitis and the only way for her to live is to trick her into staying alive until Christmas. How best to do that? A Magical Snowman story of course! Thanks Goodtimes!
It’s another Dingo Pictures masterpiece! This time primarily ripping off The Land Before Time! Join some stupid Dinosaurs as they try to find barely animated valley.
The sequel series to Real Ghostbusters and the first new team of Ghostbusters. I go over the pro and cons of XGB!
Dingo Pictures/Phoenix Games are at it again! This time they want to cash in on something that didn’t make money. But screw the Countryside Bears anyway this is Wabuu time!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame has the most asinine secret ever and it’s up to Frollo, the Sheriff of Paris, to find out what it is.
I go over what worked about the crossover between the 2012 and 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and compare it to Turtles Forever.
I take a look at the entire Transformers Generation 1 cartoon series, Seasons 1 to 4, and the changes that the movie brought.
Talking musical instruments and a handsome hunchback. How this story was truly intended.
Dingo Pictures’s take on The Hunchback of Notre Dame stays more true to the book than a lot of it’s animated adaptations… that said it’s still Dingo Pictures.
Hellraiser apparently inspired an crappy browser based MMO which sucks so bad they have to invite people to parties to continue playing it. At least it’s hosted by Lance Henriksen and Pinhead!
Time to look at the movie with the really phony star… also the CG Turtles that play 2nd fiddle to her.
Originally a part of Nippon Animation’s Grimm’s Fairy Tale Classics series, this anime version of the story was brought to us in English by Saban.
The Goodtimes/Jetlag version of the tale where identification via fragile footwear is better than someone’s face.
This is probably Goodtimes/Golden Films most blatant Disney rip off as far as the plots in these cash in flicks go.
Transformers G1 had a lot of hilariously silly moments and here is my list of the Top 20 of them!
Phelous goes over his Top 10 list of the silliest moments to come out of Transformers Generation 1!
Dingo Pictures bring us their horrid take on Pocahontas but more importantly this is Wabuu’s origin story!
The introduction of Sam Hain and the Ghostbusters first Halloween outing… which apparently never ended.
The Real Ghostbusters only prime time special is probably their best episode post the Q5 interference and has the nicest animation!
Unfriended was jumping the gun we got to go back to the Friend Request! That’s right it’s not just another internet horror it’s another FACEBOOK horror! This time less Skype and more scene changes.
Jessie is a little brat that needs to be taught a lesson by toys coming life to life. His dad is also a jerk and needs saving by toys. It’s truly a Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas.
If you cry into a Christmas bulb you’ll create a happiness monster!
Horrid animation for a horrid holiday special! Some tree loving orphans have to deal with Mrs. Mavilda, who loves losing money given to her by… Old Mayor!? Also Santa might be Jesus.
Clint Howard kills people and puts them in Ice Cream. He also gives people Ice Cream with bugs and eyeballs in it. Just something he does.
No one knows what this pig’s name is for sure but this is Dingo Pictures’ take on Charlotte’s Web… or Babe… or I don’t know what they were trying to do, and neither did they.
The truest telling of Anastasia ever as she is followed by talking musical instruments and is chased by Russian Cobra Commander. Also THAT Secret… wow…
Watch in awe at Golden Films’s attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia!
Rasputin attacks with his cartoon bombs making Anastasia lose her mind and decided to live with an old weirdo, until, Anastasia from the Bluth movie shows up in male form.
My thoughts on Resident Evil’s return to a more survival horror style than the more action based titles since the 4th installment. It’s a HD VHS sandwich or something!
A telling of Beauty and the Beast so painful that you’d think it came from Dingo Pictures but, NOPE! It’s a British production by Bevanfield Pictures who somehow managed to get some real actors like Christopher Lee! (This is also where the ugly guy came from.)
Cabin Fever gets a really stupid remake, yay! This is from an alternate reality where Dingo Pictures remade Cabin Fever.
It’s finally happened. The time for Fortunate Fawn is here… Is this anime REALLY worth $1 or even 33 cents? Tough call. Also this was once called The Yearling.
Cabin Fever was a film that sure didn’t need a remake. SO IT GOT ONE! No Eli Roth directing but it’s still his same old script… yay.
I give my thoughts on the Japanese continuation of Transformers and start to go over its funniest moments. Especially because of the ridiculously awful English dub the series received.
My top 10 funniest moments from Transformers Headmasters with it’s hilariously bad English dub! Watch out for Unicorn!
The Final Chapter of the Alice show tries to contradict absolutely everything ever introduced into the Resident Evil film series. It’s astounding…
The Alice Saga aka Paul W.S. Anderson's Resident Evil series is finally over! But they're going out with a bang as almost every second of this movie is wrong!
We're back at Notre Dame for Goodtimes's take on the Hunchback tale. Prepare for Jetlag as this adaptation gives us more AND less than ever before!
Brad, Allison and Phelan team up to look at one of the most abysmally animated nightmares ever created by someone who isn’t Dingo Pictures. But they’re gonna need a little help from Harry Partridge!
I go over the history of how we got the DBZ Big Green Dub and then take a look at Strongest Guy in the World!
Burbank’s version of this story almost forgets about Quasimodo but at least there’s lots of doofy Frollo. Also Esmeralda might be a witch.
It’s Burbank’s spin on Beauty and the Beast! Featuring a bunch of lies and a lanky looser Beast who yells NNOOO a lot.
I'm finally talking about the wonder that is the Nicolas Cage remake of The Wicker Man! Watch out for those Bee Women! How'd he get beared!?
Hercules is the best, at least he certainly thinks so, but someone else got to be king so he complains a lot about it then does some horrible labors to get his mind off his mother.
I review and compare both versions of this episode! Egon and Slimer get their bodies swapped as Peter and Janine get their voices swapped in the redub!
SamHain returns and takes over the Ghostbusters Firehouse but there is a far greater threat in this episode: The Junior Ghostbusters!
No one else seemed to be knocking off The AristoCats so it’s Dingo Pictures to the rescue 25 years later with Nice Cats!
The Wabuu movie tells us the full story of Wabuu being a jerk to everyone. Also this has an English dub far worse than any other Dingo Pictures movie I've covered yet. Prepare yourself for the EastWest Dub!
Angel comes a to town run by an evil flange factory, who’s owner totally isn’t a Scourge stand in. It's some more Goodtimes with An Angel for Christmas!
The Little Angels would bring darkness to even the brightest Christmas. Unfortunately our heroes aren’t having anything close to that as they are living in a remote cabin and love to sled off cliffs. It’s another Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas miracle!
A Christmas special so good it disappeared for years! With a voice cast that really shouldn’t be in a production that has had so little effort put into it’s animation. The Rapsittie Street Kids will show you the true nature of horrid 3D cartoons.
Bevanfield is up to their old tricks with a horrid telling of Aladdin. We got double genies and double villains but someone forgot to bring the excitement!
Goodtimes's take on White Fang is faithful in some ways but really silly in a lot of others. Join us as we look at the wolf dog that tries to be nothing like his father.
The DVD may call this Brave, the Husky or something like that but this is really Dingo Pictures’ Balto! Will anything even remotely resemble the real story? Absolutely! This is so accurate.
Another Jack London tale gets some Goodtimes as Buck the dog changes breed and another character turns into a child looking for sick sister operation gold!
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get dumped into a Gobot Power Warrior to fight evil Splinters in this ridiculous Korean movie made to sell knock off toys!
The midquel no one was waiting for! Be amazed as Jeepers Creepers dinks around with his truck which is invincible.
Aladdin gets some jewels and a genie so that he can buy love. This Aladdin sounds pretty familiar…
Also known as Aladin or Alladin. This is a horrible East West dub of the longest Dingo Pictures movie out there.
I talk a bit about the last couple seasons of 2012 and it’s finale crossover arc with the 87 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
A bootleg Pinhead shows up and says NO a lot. Meanwhile a family has an argument in their living room for a long time.
Snow White sure does love poison, almost as much as the magic mirror loves ratting out that she’s still alive to the Evil Queen.
Looking at the series that helped revitalize the Transformers franchise, was an early CG cartoon and really did some great character work: Beast Wars!
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles go to LA to promote trains for some reason and stop a weirdo with a Ghostbusters prop.
For the 10th anniversary of Phelous and the Movies I cover the giant cartoon crossover which got properties from 9 different companies together!
Taking a look at the rather interesting marketing for the beginning of English Pokemon on this promo VHS tape. Meet all the characters you never wanted to exist like Ash’s Aunt Hillary and his science teacher!
This is a story about 2 birds and a talking canoe… Pocahontas also shows up and falls in love with 2 men.
Dingo’s take on Tarzan isn’t called Tarzan most of the time. Sometimes it’s Lord of the Jungle and other times it’s Lord of the Rainforest.
Japan got the original cut of Mac and Me featuring Eric getting shot by the police! I take a look at the differences between it and the regular cut.
Reviewing a couple Halloween themed episodes of the Super Mario Super Show! Bowser turns into a vampire and wants Peach’s blood. Then, we learn Ernie Hudson is a Ghostbuster in real life and has to bust Luigi.
Mario Halloween continues as Bowser turns into Frankenstein on the Super Show and then we look at the super scary Mario World cartoon where Oogtar and Yoshi bring the fear by talking.
The evil Skype call movie format returns and it’s just as hard to sit through as ever but instead of ghosts we’ve got circles. One thing is for sure though, it is NOT game night.
Perseus was Dingo’s 1st actually animated movie and it seems one they wanted to forget because the only found release of it is on an Italian DVD! Yes, this is the movie DINGO PICTURES wasn’t proud of…
One of Santa’s disgruntled employees gets turned into an evil snowman by a toy machine so Santa must kidnap a little girl to stop himself from killing the Snowman. It’s the 1st 3D Christmas Nightmare!
In the sequel to the Christmas Light our heroes have formed a team to enforce their holiday on all and battle the pointless Dr D! But most important of all, will they be able to dink around long enough to hit the 72 min run time?
In celebration of 100k subs it’s time to review Dingo Pictures’s crossover masterpiece, slightly based off Bedknobs and Broomsticks but mostly about animals wasting your time. This is the most notorious East West dub since it made it over to Playstation 2!
Pat Morita hosts the Britannica Tales Around the World series as he not only takes us through Beauty and the Beast but also The Chinese Parrot and Sedna!
Bevanfield is back with their take on Rapunzel which was part of their Tell me a Story series of movies. Spoilers, it’s terrible and it came with the Daily Mail!
The original zombie adventure for Claire Redfield and Leon S. Kennedy finally gets remade! I go over what I thought of the new take on RE2 and some of the differences to the original.
The original sleepy princess tale is here and in Goodtimes form! But beware the terrifying origins of this fairy tale… it’s pretty messed up.
If you ever wanted the tale of Goldilocks to feel extra pointless that’s what this adaptation by Bevanfield is for! We also go into the story’s history with the Goldilocksless versions!
Covering the sequel (sorta) to Beast Wars, Beast Machines! It’s got a lot of Transformers continuity but in all the wrong places!
Tangled Up is really Britannica’s Tales Around the World Rapunzel but in 2012 a company called Brightspark Productions slapped a Disney rip off cover on it. So we also have the Rapunzel like stories of Fenchelchen and when King Solomon put his daughter in a tower.
Batman meets the Ninja Turtles in animated form! I cover the movie and compare it to the comic it was adapted from!
The English dub of Dingo’s Town Musicians of Bremen was hidden away on a French dvd. It’s an EastWest Dub but not on an EastWest DVD but FunKid’s might still have a connection. Also Dingo Pictures tries it’s hand at some live action.
Talking about some of the modifications made to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie made in some regions. Including a weird version from Japan which renamed it Hero Turtles and took out all Japanese references.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles help out the Bureau of Land Management to get kids into protection of land and artifacts! This lost TMNT adventure combines the cartoon, movie and concerts for an odd story about Splinter’s ghost? Also it’s the 300th episode!
Happy Death Day’s sequel visits an alternate dimension as well as a time loop. It’s an enjoyable film but one with quite a few issues.
It’s Brad Pitt’s best film and one of his earlier ones, Cutting Class! Get ready for the big twist of no twist and watch several movies collide into each other!
Alison Brie gets pregnant with Kane Hodder’s demon baby so she goes insane! Luckily her older sister, Denise Crosby, is around to help out and drown her a little. Happy Halloween!
Dingo Pictures totally never made Puss in Boots, they made a completely different tale about a cat in boots who threatens people so his master can steal a castle.
It’s the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s Holiday special! They forgot Splinter existed because he means nothing to them as he’s just an old nonathletic rat. It’s pretty silly.
The Littlest Light on the Christmas Tree is an abomination. It’s also a story about people ready to change their lives because a light bulb decided to work.
Released in English in 1988 by Mayfair communications this stop motion animation movie originally came out in 1976 released by DEFA in East Germany. Also they made the Beast an elephant…
There was a lost Ghostbusters cartoon produced by Goodtimes Entertainment and I managed to get some footage from it!
Pat Morita leads us through tales of secret names with strange art styles. Also we get one of the worst "heroes" of a story ever.
This forgotten tale by Dingo Pictures tells us about the horrible nature of Easter Bunny Culture and what lengths they will go to so they don’t have to paint eggs.
Resident Evil 3’s remake is here and was it a little too quick?I go over the good and bad of the new version of Jill Valentine’s Nemesis filled romp through Raccoon City. But where’s Barry!?
What if Mulan was a caterpillar? Would it be a big secret that she’d turn into a butterfly? No. UAV you’ve done it again! Mulan is bugging out!
Phelous is joined by Tabmok99 to review the animated version of Mortal Kombat 1’s story told more from Scorpion’s point of view. Also a lot of Johnny Cage’s!
Dingo is here with their confusing mess of a Dalmatians story which is it’s own sequel. It’s got annoying narrator crows and puppies forced to work in a factory by evil dogs!
Dingo Pictures made a Dalmatians sequel 3 years later and included long flashback to the first movie. But more importantly Charlie teaches Lucy how to track people on the internet.
We are going back into Big Green but this time we are not only looking at AB Groupe’s dub but we are comparing the other English dubs as well from, Saban/Ocean, Pioneer/Ocean, Funimation and Speedy.
The Real Ghostbusters parodied The Simpsons in their 6th season episode Guess What’s Coming to Dinner. Ghost versions of the Simpsons show up and take over the firehouse though they all have parody names from Married with Children.
Time to talk about the scary Bye Bye Man and all his unexplored and unexplained mythos. Nobody is ready for Mr. Bye Bye! Also I’m dressed like Mankind. Happy Halloween!
The animated adaptation of a song that doesn’t really want to do what the song says because it’d be too dark. Santa still gets away with way too much!
This crazy Christmas tale of a jungle boy and his 2 talking dogs connects to 5 different cartoon series from Mondo World!
Dingo Pictures confusingly has some book adaptations now by a company called Edutain4Kids. Yes, this is real…
This is Pokemon like you've never seen it before! This is the side of Pokemon Nintendo doesn't want you to know about! This is how it really was in 1999 playing the Pokemon Card Game ! Get ready to put the Smackdown with your Pokemon and Ernie Hudson!
It's the other half of Tangled Up with those little brats Hansel and Gretel! Britannica also gives us the story of The Woodcutter's Wealthy Sister, from Syria, and Pedro and the Witch, from the Philippines.
The land of Oz has never been so underwhelming! Get ready for Goodtimes and Golden Films to show you the truth of what lies somewhere over the rainbow!
Delving into the giant hole that is Dingo Pictures and discussing some of it's weirder points and lost or obscure media.
One of the earliest animated Beauty and the Beast adaptations, the Ruby Spears version first aired as a TV special on CBS in 1983!
Carnage in C-Minor is the most confusing mess of a Transformers episode, it's got a silly singy song people plot, characters with the wrong design and animation so messed up it even raises the dead!
Time for another run with everyone’s favorite Resident Evil Character: Ethan Winters! I go over what I liked and not so much about this Villagey entry to the series!
Everyone’s favorite episode of Transformers! Nothing bad happens in it.
This Puss in Boots movie was made in 1999 in flash and animated by only one man, Phil Nibbelink!
The Mortal Kombat reboot film does a couple things better than the 95 one but also has some strange power ups, Mortal Kombat logo markings, pointless new characters and an overall odd roster.
The Garfield movie a mess where nothing happens and Bill Murray’s biggest regret!
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should have done Halloween better than Super Irma!
Originally the episode Hot Spells aired on the Halloween 1992 but was never aired again in the US and still isn’t able to be streamed in English online. These spells were just too hot for TV!
M. Bison is the best, I love Bison dollars! Guile isn’t all that great though.
Tyler from My Retro Life Joins me to talk about the original Sonic OVA anime movie!
The citizens of St. Canard are jerks which causes Bushroot to try and destroy Christmas.
This is barely a sequence of moving pictures let alone a movie. It's probably one of the worst things created. The EastWest dubs are back! Happy Holidays!
A second take on Optimus Prime’s death scene. However this time he decides to give the matrix of leadership to a much more suitable host.
As a fact of mact it isn’t ok with Tien. Nothing is! Vegeta and Tien go back and forth until Vegeta loses it.
Goku and Vegeta try to play Super Nintendo but are interrupted by some things like Trunks playing game boy behind their backs and a visit from Tien. However they have even worse problems when Burter and Jeice are brought back to life thanks to DragonBall GT stupidity.
Dr. Gero Returns in the second episode of DragonBall CG to try and get revenge again on Goku and Vegeta. More trouble apears as present Cell emerges as well. Meanwhile still trying to form a new Ginyu force Jeice and Burter run into 17 and 18.
What happens when we randomly decide to make a video because someone wants to watch a more realistic movie like Click instead of Street Fighter.
Phelan tries to Interview the fish in a Spaceship who does not take to it very well.
Stupid old music video we made for Zack. CUT! Viewer discretion HIGHLY ADVISED! CUT!
J.Addy’s rap about Attila and his love of yelling WERE!!!
Frieza and his father come to Earth again in the 3rd DragonBall CG episode.
The Autobots kill the Decepticons this time.
B-17 bomber just won’t go away and starts to get to AVGN’s head… (Parody edit of Angry Video Game Nerd)
Starscream takes command of the Decepticons and during his coronation he is interrupted by Galvatron, however, this time things afterwards play out a bit differently to say the least.
This a ridiculous quick version of my Mac and Me review. Just to be silly.
Watch this amazing trailer of the action movie hit of the summer.Disclaimer: Any relation to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. (and not really from the creators of time cop)
Well sense I did Phelous and Me in not really 5 secs I thought I’d actually do Mac and Me in not really 5 secs… but a lot closer.
Cell continues his quest for perfect while Krillin goes on MSN and lies it up to Goku and Vegeta. Meanwhile in Hell Dr. Gero launches a new plot to get revenge.
An epic masterpiece of a man dropping his DVD and canned laughter.
A stupid little thing Steve and I made one day out of no where
The long awaited sequel to DBZ Is that OK!? with the most intense situation ever in all DBZ history! Will things be OK!?
I don’t have a clue why I made this.
The best Mac and Me Review EVER!
Who knew Resident Evil 1’s dialogue could get any worse?
It didn’t need to be made so here it is! Resident Hazard 2!
Ever wanted to see some of us go take a flying leap? Well now you can. We also yell stupid stuff as we fall. Good times. (Jumps recorded in 2005 & 2006)
A ridiculously old Beast Wars/Transformers spoof made by Robert and I in 2002.
The members of STARS have to make some familiar PSAs.
A quick holiday greeting from Phelous and Sub-Zero!
One last stab at these, they were made for this kind of stupidity.
The force behind everything on LOST!
Warning: The opinions of Brad and Phelan don’t necessarily reflect Brad and Phelan’s opinions.
Cinema Snob, Benzaie and Phelous act like real people and do a COMMENTARY!
The talking knows no bounds as Brad, Ben and Phelan continue the commentary!
Brad, Ben and Phelan... TALKING!
Brad, Ben and Phelan talk about things, stuff and the general on goings during Kickassia.
Brad, Ben and Phelan are joined by Lewis to finish out the Kickassia COMMENTARY!
Bloopers and randomness during the filming of the Troll 4 video.
Afterlife is a funny comedy where Wesker throws his glasses.
Phelous Plays Silent Hill! Searching for Harry’s daughter, short black hair, just turned 7 last month.
Benzaie and Phelous relive their amazingly exciting experience making the Humains Review! They ain’t afraid of no Teenage Mutant Neanderthals!
SNES games now require direct ports to Wii discs and can’t even handle the most up to date version of the game! REALLY!?
Harry's had enough of his going nowhere so it's time to finish this by shooting cult's weird pet in the basement.
Harry's had enough of his going nowhere so it's time to finish this by shooting cult's weird pet in the basement. It's the finale of the Silent Hill LP!
Phelous sure is a screw up isn’t he? And here’s a little more proof!
Phelous and Sad Panda say a bunch of weird things while watching some silly Phelous video.
A bunch of SERIOUS randomness from around Magfest.
It’s total chapos when Phelous, Sad Panda, ChaosD1 and Welshy do a commentary on the LaHorde review.
Watch some twits screw up while not having a clue in their heads what they are doing during filming La Horde review!
Phelous, Sad Panda and ChaosD1 drink MtnDew ;Distortion, Typhoon and White Out. With special guests Cherry 7-Up, Welshy and Brad Jones.
We can’t use the TARDIS we’re part of events now… OR ARE WE!?
Resident Hazard 3!? You’re a pitful sandwich and don’t belong in this world! …Yeah?
Phelous and Sad Panda talk about that jerk Phelous’s big leaving his show video.
Phelous and Sad Panda talk about that jerk Phelous’s big returning to his show video.
Phelous and Linkara zone it up big time with The Airzone Solution commentary!
A discussion and rant on how the transition from the 10th Doctor to the 11th was handled and how people have acted to it.
Phelan and Mathew make a bloody commentary on Lockjaw. (No pigsnakes were harmed during the commentary).
The 9th doctor has to go but at least it’ll be FANTASTIC!
The more goodly telling of Boogeyman 2 Danube style.
Part 1 of Brad and Phelan's magical trip to the past as they try gra... try to remember what happened in Chicago.
Part 2 of Brad and Phelan's magical trip to the past as they try gra... try to remember what happened in Chicago.
Part 3 of Brad and Phelan's magical trip to the past as they try gra... try to remember what happened in Chicago.
Part 4 of Brad and Phelan's magical trip to the past as they try gra... try to remember what happened in Chicago.
Part 5 of Brad and Phelan's magical trip to the past as they try gra... try to remember what happened in Chicago.
Part 6 of Brad and Phelan's magical trip to the past as they try gra... try to remember what happened in Chicago.
In Part 7 Brad and Phelan stop the commentary and become serial killers instead.
See how amazingly professional we were during the shooting of The Airzone Solution video! DADADADAAAAA!
The Smallville finale has a big twist for someone who’s way to excited to be watching it.
I’m sorry… I’m so sorry.
Phelan and Allison do a video commentary on the 1st episode of the Phelous… uhhh whatever show.
Phelan and Allison do a video commentary the 3rd Phelous video with that dear sistery thing in it and stuff.
Doug and Phelan discuss how they plan to make a new series called Doug and the Pencil Sharpener while their crossover plays in the background.
Allison & Phelan try some good things like japanese KitKats and Pitch Black but then oyster omelet chips. Then they create hate soda.
They’re The Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers. They slay vampires, that’s what they do. (This is a Zen film Parody so it’s amazing ART).
The Smoke Monster was a Man who just wanted to get off the island the whole time. REALLY!?
Phelan, Allison and YOU play an Interactive DVD Movie… minus you. What Happened to Jody!?
In the 1st episode of Konquest Kung Lao decides hats are for losers and Scorpion is an actual scorpion.
It’s the finale of Tender Loving Care and we finally find out who’s truly insane. The people driven nuts by actually finishing this “game”.
In the review of the 2nd Conquest episode we learn that while they might have messed Scorpion’s backstory up, they got Sub-Zero SPOT ON!
Phelan plays Resident Evil while Allison wants snacks… A Jill Sandwich perhaps?
Taja and Siro start aging because Shang Tsung had a really stupid plan that didn’t work and the only cure is fan service!
It’s time for ENRICO!!! …Yeah? And will Jill find a snack sandwich under the Umbrella Ella Ella labs?
We try some different and weird President’s Choice brand Chips.
Phelan and Allison check out the Clue VCR game with silly acting all around.
Who is the ultimate champion of Clue VCR game!?
Playing Clue VCR is over but the VHS isn't so we FINISH IT!
Here’s what REALLY happened to the Nostalgia Critic.
Our thoughts on the nonsense that was Resident Evil: Retribution.
I give you fair warning Halloween, there’s a new critic in town!
Halloweenie tells you about the very best in cheap Halloween Decorations to make you place HALLOWEENIE… for Halloween.
Phelan and Tomas talk about Silent Hill 2: Revelation and it’s hero: PopTartHead!
Halloweenie tells you about the coolest costumes to wear for Halloween!
Just because Halloween is over doesn’t mean HALLOWEENIE IS! …or does it?
To help celebrate Twilight’s 50th anniversary we play the board game that started it all.
Will their dreams of forcing Shrek to make them breakfast come true or will breakfast once again be ruined?
Can we get to Sesame Street? Maybe… The real question is can we get AWAY from Sesame Street?!
Kitana joins the Conquest and we learn she is originally from… a flower?
Siro has become the most prideful Mortal Kombat character, can Noob Saibot teach him his lesson?
Phelous is coming back with more Resident Evil. It’s a Retribution Sandwich!
You get to see both player’s views as Phelous and ChaosD1 make the ultimate Portal 2 team.
The Black Dragon pee on the trading post to mark their territory. Siro says kill em all, Kung Lao says LET’S DO NOTHING!
In this episode of Conquest Taja meets some abomination that is her non speaking role father and no one has a clue what they’re doing.
Quan Chi sends his three angels, aka barely clothed women, to make Kung Lao and friends turn into real jerks.
Phelan and Allison do a commentary on their super amazing crossover on the 1st James Nguyen masterpiece.
Watch two twits screwing up and not being able to get through saying a single French word without laughing.
Quan Chi and Shang Tsung form an Unholy Alliance instead of a Deadly one, which is far less effective, even if it does make Kung Lao meet evil incarnate.
Phelan and Allison go through what claims to be the 1st interactive movie.
Halloweenie returns with something completely different: CANDY! …But this time it’s LAME CAND- SCARY CANDY!!! OOooooohh…
Has Halloweenie really lost his show to this Pumkinweenie or will he have his revenge?
Halloween shows you what all the los-COOL people will be wastin-SPENDING FUN time on this Halloween!
Halloweenie shows you how to put a costume together and costume sets. ALL OF WHICH ARE TERRI–
Siro has a brother who he lost Eva Mendes to but what neither of them know is he’s far more in love with Scorpion than them.
It’s purple power on conquest with Rain sort of being here and Mileena getting a Kitana face transplant via a magic spear.
The “Great” Johnny Cage shows up to become instantly in love with Taja while Siro is getting super serious with a woman who hates him. But will Reptile ruin BOTH relationships!?
The best festival in all of Konquest Land shows up but Kung Lao is too busy with his new girl friend to go. Though she might sneak off to go on her own…
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Sub-Zero and Scorpion finally square off in what is often considered the best episode of Conquest… of course though, it’s still Konquest.
The 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the best adaptation I’ve ever seen… today… because I didn’t watch Next Mutation today. Ok THAT might be an exaggeration.
I give you fair warning Halloween, there’s a NEW Halloweenie in town.
Halloweenie tells you all about the best candy that you should avoid.
Halloweenie is forced to talk about the dumbest, bottom of the barr– BEST HALLOWEEN TOYS AND GAMES!
Halloweenie tells you about all the most repugnant decorations that you should definitely get for your place this Halloween.
Halloweenie shows you the Halloween costumes you can AVOID… or pick up, it’s really your call.
Re-visit the world of what wonderful screw ups were are (at a yardsale). Also gaze in astonishment at the very reluctant Fat Grandma!
Some of the silly chaos that ensued around filming the Birdemic 2 video!
The Bee Women have arrived and Vorpax was one of them the whole time. Also Reiko helps his best buddy Shao Kahn with his bad day.
Shang Tsung’s former master, Cho is freed from his prison and zaps Tsung old. This gives him time to remember his fan servicey past as a good guy.
The Bee Women have decided to resume their plot after an episode break as Kreeya looks to make sexy times with Reptile. Meanwhile the heroes blow up babies.
The messed up takes and random silliness that took place during the filming of the Foodfight! review.
Siro is all about a sword he never uses but Shao Kahn finds a little use for his: Making people kiss it so he can listen in on their conversations. Also Vorpax hates Kreeya now.
A miserable movie of jackasses having a skype chat and browsing the internet with LOUD NOISES!
In the 2nd to last episode of Konquest, an old friend of Taja leads the gang to the cult of Shaka led by the Shakans… who could POSSIBLY be behind it?
The finale of Conquest certainly wraps everything up in a very “Konquest” way as Shao Kahn sends out his elite death squads he completely had forgotten about until now.
never will do crowdfunding again …. unless it might work ….. stay tuned for uwe’s bolls real avengers ….
Halloweenie finally reviews that stu-SPOOKY Noonbory movie: I Sense Something Spooky!
Old Man, THE Old Man, (From Beauty and the Beast) tells the astounding tale of the haunted video game cd: Sonic.exe
Joel and I give our thoughts on Star Wars: The Force Wakes Up Slightly but then Falls Back Asleep.
Old tells the tale of the cartoon that just couldn’t handle the phony intern’s stupid episode of Spongebob Squarepants they made up.
Allison and I play Resident Evil Left 4 Dead style!
Jeremy and I give our thoughts on on the follow up to that movie that barely starred the turtles. This one might fare a bit better but still has a lot of issues.
We came, we saw, we talked about what we thought of the new Ghostbusters movie.
Old Man must tell the story of a boy who is disfigured, has his skin bleached and has a smile carved into his face: The Joker!… err Jeff the Killer!
Checking out a very strangely designed Prison from the 30’s… of all the Silent Hills I could have visited why did it have to be Downpour?
We happened across an abandoned house left full of goodies from the 60’s! It really was amazing how much stuff was just laying around in there!
Checked out the movie where a skin disease lets you go inside someone’s head and become a ghost that appears in the dark.
An abandoned bus from the 60’s-70’s in the woods where someone had lived for a while.
We didn’t Breathe the whole time we watched this… actually we probably did since we aren’t dead, here’s what we thought.
Ok we’ve got like 10 cameras that can record forever and never run out of battery life, let’s go find the Blair Witch and be jokey about it! Or are we serious about it? Who knows, lets just make loud noises in the dark.
A long time abandoned camp out in the woods with some rather odd products and sleeping areas. Watch out for the Butt Tree!
Things hit a boiling point on the Halloweenie show and some changes have to be made.
Halloweenie struggles with his new situation and is forced to find a new home.
Halloweenie tries to get another job and ends up in a bar. Will things work out? Who or what is Halloweenie!? This episode may just shock and amaze you… but not likely.
Old Man takes a trip to the creepiest zone from the beta of Sonic 2: Genocide City Zone! Which had a silly story written about it…
Checking out a house that looks like it’s about ready to fall in on itself Poltergeist style! (This is the house we ending up using for Halloweenie!)
Join Phelan, Allison and Brad (with Extra help from Julien and Lewis) as they blow takes and laugh a bunch while making the Puss N’ Boots review!
We discus the prequel that actually feels like a Star Wars prequel: Rogue One! If you don’t want spoilers run away.
Checking out a house that’s almost hollow on the bottom and is peeling away it’s many layers but at least it’s got a good front door toilet. We also check out a shed and find underwear and Stuart Little 2.
We get a NEW explanation for why the T-Virus was created and a NEW reason for why Alice is the best person to ever exist. But we completely forgot the continuity AGAIN! Is this REALLY the Final Chapter? We can only hope.
Zak, Tomas and I see the misery of RINGS to copy and paste it for you! Just remember before you die you see the .MOV! Also The 1st rule of Ring Club, you have 7 days to not talk about Ring Club!
Checking out a house that seems almost untouched from the 70’s/80’s full of 8 Tracks, boob mugs and pictures on the walls featuring the likes of Bruce Willis, Michael J Fox and Bryan Adams.
Kyna, Zak and I share our thoughts on the excellent horror comedy, Get Out!
Zak and I give our thoughts coming out of one of the best Batman movies ever!
We check out an old hoarder’s house. This place is jammed packed with random crap so badly you cannot see the floor. One room the floor has even collapsed due to all the junk!!
I’ve got a sinking feeling about this farm… At least it’s got a nice car, classic Coke and plenty of flashlights!
Playing through the new Eskimo Bob NES game with it’s creator, Tomas! If you are interesting in getting this game check out the kickstarter. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/80534516/eskimo-bob-for-the-nes
This wobbly abandoned house is hidden behind another empty house being used for storage. There’s also a fat squirrel!
Playing through the rest of the Eskimo Bob NES game with it’s creator Tomas. Also Elijah drops by to help us out too! (The version we are playing is a pre-release so there are some changes and fixes to the final.)
Messing up and being dumb while filming the Alibaba and the Gold Raiders review!
Deep in the woods we check out an old stone cabin which has been left to fall apart for a long time now. This is possibly one of the oldest buildings we’ve checked out!
Checking out the now very graffitied up first Satellite Station in Canada. This place asks some serious questions like is Double Dragon II better than River City Ransom?
This place’s garage was apparently a service station at one point has still has a Winnebago inside. They fixed TVs as well from the looks of things and there’s quite a bizarre history.
A couple of quicker explorations featuring a really moldy house we couldn’t stay in very long and a barn off of a house that they started to fix up but stopped some time ago.
There is much conflict in this movie and our opinions of it. It has some good, bad and scenes from Return of the Jedi.
Checking out a camp that’s falling apart and has a disgusting trailer but pretty good couch.
Got some pretty interesting flavoured Kitkats to try out including one made with the new Ruby Chocolate!
The facts about what’s REALLY happening in Phelous and the Movies.
Trying out some CHOCOLATE PIZZA!?
The second VCR Clue game has the characters running to different hotels around the world. Will Phelan, Allison and Ed survive the silly VHS Clue movie/game?
An old trailer full of Canada/US paraphernalia and other… uhh rather interesting items.
Old Man is back with a scary Super Mario story! This isn’t a haunted game though! It’s a silly made up story about a hidden evil level that’s apparently in Mario World.
Old Man has really done it this time! There is no story out there which is more terrifying than this one! Based on a True Video Game!
In case you didn’t hear enough opinions on Star Wars Rise of Skywalker here’s ours! The Sith is a lie.
Gotta Vlog Fast! But it wasn’t really that fast. Uhh, Meow?
Playing Tomas’s new NES game, steam style!
Old Man enters the Dingo Cinematic Universe and has to deal with Wabuu and selling his daughter to The Beast!
Phelan and Allison take on some Japanese Kit-Kats again with grape, melon, 2 green tea variants, apple, strawberry and a type of ice cream flavour Kit-Kat you bake. Also Allison tries some old horrible flavours like red bean.
The wonderful adventures of Silent Hill continue with some larva, moths and a sewer level… dammit!
Brad, Ben and Phelan talk about Kickassia and how they were in it. Amazingness!
Quan Chi and Mika shape shift into Siro and Taja in order to have sex in their beds and confuse Kung Lao.
