You two had ONE job!
Haven't you heard? It's lunchtime!
Right attitude, wrong altitude.
Infinite boxes. Limited intelligence.
How to build a simple thing with an Ikea manual.
Hearing protection? Check. Common sense? Not so much.
Don't knock it 'till you rocket.
What not to do when painting a floor.
Reach for sky, receive hammer.
Hard work only goes so far. Sometimes you need a miracle.
Innovating the only way they know how: accidentally.
New! Cutting-edge! Groundbreaking!
How many pigs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We may never find out.
Work-life balance, on another level.
Quality control, in reverse.
The keystone to constructing the perfect home.
Taking bridge building to another dimension.
An elaborate solution to every simple problem.
"Stuck up" takes on a new meaning.
"Perfect score" means something else to pigs.
It doesn't really matter what material they use.
Recycle, reuse, reduce to rubble.