The first episode of Pure Pwnage, introducing Jeremy and Kyle. Jeremy explains why he is making this show, and how he lives. By making this show, he believes that he can help any given person be more like him, and less of a "noob".
This episode is interspersed with interviews of females displaying their knowledge and opinions of games and gaming terminology. After learning that Kyle had a girlfriend, Jeremy is challenged to prove that he can also attract women.
Jeremy visits two friends that are from "Europia or whatever" who translate messages for the fans of the show. After lamenting EA's treatment of Command & Conquer: Generals - Zero Hour Jeremy bumps into an old friend - FPS Doug.
Jeremy has his world turned upside down after a shock game of Generals with a noob. He must go on a quest to meet a mysterious figure who will help restore ability to pwn.
After a viewing of Kyle's short film "Strong Man, Angry Man" he and Jeremy get into a fight which results in Kyle having to find a new main character for the "Pure Pwnage" show. Doug steps in to help, however, things don't go as expected and Jeremy and Kyle must learn the true meaning of being m8s.
Jeremy is set up on a blind date by Kyle and his girlfriend only to make a shocking revelation once he sees who his blind date is. Things get complicated when Jeremy has to try and find the girl again, but this time, in Azeroth,
Jeremy suffers from delusions believing himself to be living in World of Warcraft. He is admitted to a hospital where he is looked after by Anastasia.
Jeremy and Doug have started to play video games together again, just like they did before their feud. Jeremy receives an ominous phone call and with the approach of LANageddon looming, Jeremy and Doug must teach each other about their respective mastered game genres.
Jeremy and Dave get cornered in a fight against the "Bad Guys". The mysterious past of Davestrikes him during the fight and unleashes yet unknown powers within him. At the same time, Doug gets some new equipment.
Jeremy and Kyle move to a new flat. Doug comes over to have a go on the Gamecube at which point an embarassing appearance of Anastasia occurs...
Jeremy and Kyle visit the Netherlands where they encounter another enemy. Dumbstruck by this, Jeremy consults The Masterer to find out what this all is about.
Jeremy gets into trouble when Doug dismisses their friendship because of Anastasia. Additionally Anastasia gets kidnapped by the "Big Bad" in order to lure Jeremy into his lair. There the season's finale ends in a big bang
Jeremy buys new video game systems, continues pwning n00bs, and recalls the events of his near pwned experience.
Back in Canada again eh? It's another Hak5 field trip. This time the crew is in Toronto for the Pure Pwnage Teh TV Series premiere at the Bloor Street theatre. We're talking to creators and cast Geoff Lapaire (Kyle), Jarett Cale (Jeremy) and Joel Gardiner (fps_doug).
Kyle wants to make a Pure Pwnage movie and has to do some convincing because Jeremy is now living the suburban life and doesn't want to participate.
